ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The Jolly Roger Telephone Company did this. I don’t know if they still offer the service any longer 000
Reposted by @ashireman.bsky.socialCloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It's my birthday today! As per bluesky tradition, may I ask for your attention and reblogs? 46892452
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Here’s my preferred method: 1.) Ensure clothes are clean and dry before storage; sort by type. 2.) Don’t obey fascism in advance. 3.) Use clear labels on bags and bins to easily identify items. 4.) Release the full Epstein files which show the involvement of key Republicans. 5.) Store cool and dry. 000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 07/07/2025The ink faded over the years. Creases were more pronounced. Rips and tears had appeared on edges. The message had brought him across oceans, over mountains, and to cities with wonders beyond imagination. He gazed at the words but had memorized them long ago. This wasn’t a message; it was a calling. 000
Reposted by @ashireman.bsky.socialCloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025AITA for perpetuating ethnic stereotypes about orange cats? 351674430
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Do you know the story behind the Cisco hold music? youtu.be/3M4h9UyG9BE?...youtu.beCisco Hold MusicYouTube video by MissAwesomeSuperHappyPants 000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows 000
Reposted by @ashireman.bsky.socialBookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025#booksky 321746301
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 17/05/2025BlundR - A new dating app where you can swipe to make casual mistak…(whispers)…Really? (vigorous whispers) All of them work that way? (Italian hand waving) Oh. Sorry everyone, the app has been shutdown due to venereal disease money (Eldritch horror screams) I mean, “VC funding” issues… 010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Hellspawn screamed as the demon crumpled to the ground, nearly defeated. “Wait!”, it hissed. “I can send you back”. The Warrior paused, “And I can protect her?” The demon nodded, “Yes, but there is a cost”. Without delay the Warrior replied, “Then I shall pay it. Without her no life is worth living” 120
Reposted by @ashireman.bsky.socialRJB / Mallacore 🇨🇦 @rjb-mallacore.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Some of my Babylon 5 art. Enjoy. #scifi #SciFiArt #fanart #Babylon5 1648
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025If you’re ever a guest here we’ll use the nice dinnerware for you 010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Well, not exactly. It’s more of a full reenactment of The Phantom Menace Duel of the Fates fight. But two guys have to stand back-to-back to really pull off the Darth Maul parts. By law any observers must sing the choir portion 010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Expertise gives context to WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY and (more importantly) explanations, exclusions, caveats, and considerations. What’s alarming is that it feels like AI will tell folks to open the pod bay doors but there’s no understanding that they’re really in the airlock not wearing a suit. 000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Incorrectly confident vs confident something is incorrect is a good (but often difficult) way to determine skill. Both appear confident in their assertions. Ignorance doesn’t even know what to ASK. Knowledge can only tell you what to DO. True expertise on the other hand… 100
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Left/First. The one on the right/second has too many small white defects scattered throughout. If they can buff a few out then it might be ok. 000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Kimchi rocket Ranch aircraft carrier Aioli tricycle 010
Reposted by @ashireman.bsky.socialSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 28/03/2025I initially wrote all my stories on Twitter tweet by tweet. I started to transition some of the longer ones to the web. This story, "The Patterns of Mesuta, Texas" I wrote in notes on a plane without WiFi in 2017, flying back from a job interview I knew I failed. universalshards.com/p/the-patter...universalshards.comThe Patterns of Mesuta, Texasa short story 2361
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I think you’ve posted it before; I haven’t found it since. Do you know the one about the hyperloop, the resonance, the church? 110
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 24/03/2025How does the system work when one team has morals and ethics and the other considers those weaknesses to exploit? This is past slippery slope territory and well into Action Park 010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Useless life hack: If you take the stack of 40 tortillas and add 3 pounds ground beef, 2 diced onions, a 5lb bag of shredded cheese and toss it all in the dryer on the ‘fluff’ cycle it will automatically make a huge mess 011
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia… 010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025You might be able to get a NUC that’s floating around for a good price. It’s nice that it’s compact and you can potentially upgrade RAM and SSD if needed. There’s lots of models that are a few years old and would likely work for this 010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025youtu.be/FjvdHE1E5eI?...youtu.beYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025That adds up to about $2 trillion in wealth. If we let each if them keep $50B and spread the remainder over 8B people on Earth everybody gets a single payment of about $187. 000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Are you familiar with NextCloud or OwnCloud? If you’re setting up a server that may be a good place to start. 110
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Mostly dead is slightly alive. Which, given the state of things, might not have been the best call 020
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Parts are being assembled (thanks global shipping delays) for design validation. Oddly enough our base AI model for plant handling was straightforward and is ready for real world testing. Cost depends on distance (naturally) but we can deliver plants at ~50% current costs with sub-200k capex cost 010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Automated, clean, propagation of plants that can ship globally and replaces a manual production process. Or shorter: we built a plant copy machine 110