Sign in

ashireman.bsky.social

@ashireman.bsky.social
40 followers 50 following 32 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Jolly Roger Telephone Company did this. I don’t know if they still offer the service any longer
000
Reposted by @ashireman.bsky.social
Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's my birthday today! As per bluesky tradition, may I ask for your attention and reblogs?
Painting of a black cat looking inquisitively at a bright red crab on a beach covered with tide poolsa drawing of a decorative guillotine painted with folk art inspired floral motifs with a bow at the top holding the blade and two babushcats framing it on the sidesa white and blue ceramic dish shaped like a loafing cat, with others like it in the backgrounda holographic sticker depicting a fluffy black cat with sparkly eyes
46892452
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Here’s my preferred method: 1.) Ensure clothes are clean and dry before storage; sort by type. 2.) Don’t obey fascism in advance. 3.) Use clear labels on bags and bins to easily identify items. 4.) Release the full Epstein files which show the involvement of key Republicans. 5.) Store cool and dry.
000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The ink faded over the years. Creases were more pronounced. Rips and tears had appeared on edges. The message had brought him across oceans, over mountains, and to cities with wonders beyond imagination. He gazed at the words but had memorized them long ago. This wasn’t a message; it was a calling.
000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This meme about to get some mileage
Bike fall meme where rider with stick has “Republican politicians” caption in first panel. Second panel the rider is putting the stick in the spokes of the bike with the caption “Republican actions”. The final panel shows a crashed bike, the rider on the ground in pain, and the caption “Look what Democrats did!”
152
Reposted by @ashireman.bsky.social
Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
AITA for perpetuating ethnic stereotypes about orange cats?
a drawing of an orange cat, curled up, upside down, looking at the camera with big, round, shiny eyes, without a single brain cell behind them. The text around says "Pure of heart, dumb of ass"
351674430
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Do you know the story behind the Cisco hold music? youtu.be/3M4h9UyG9BE?...
youtu.be
Cisco Hold Music
YouTube video by MissAwesomeSuperHappyPants
000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Image from the movie ‘Interview with the Vampire’ showing Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt as characters Lestat and Louis
000
Reposted by @ashireman.bsky.social
Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
#booksky
321746301
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
BlundR - A new dating app where you can swipe to make casual mistak…(whispers)…Really? (vigorous whispers) All of them work that way? (Italian hand waving) Oh. Sorry everyone, the app has been shutdown due to venereal disease money (Eldritch horror screams) I mean, “VC funding” issues…
010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Hellspawn screamed as the demon crumpled to the ground, nearly defeated. “Wait!”, it hissed. “I can send you back”. The Warrior paused, “And I can protect her?” The demon nodded, “Yes, but there is a cost”. Without delay the Warrior replied, “Then I shall pay it. Without her no life is worth living”
120
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
🤯
Animated gif from Napoleon Dynamite of a husband and wife with the wife saying in a caption, “I want that”
010
Reposted by @ashireman.bsky.social
RJB / Mallacore 🇨🇦 @rjb-mallacore.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Some of my Babylon 5 art. Enjoy. #scifi #SciFiArt #fanart #Babylon5
1648
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If you’re ever a guest here we’ll use the nice dinnerware for you
Lilith dining plate with Lance of Longinus knife and fork from Evangelion
010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Well, not exactly. It’s more of a full reenactment of The Phantom Menace Duel of the Fates fight. But two guys have to stand back-to-back to really pull off the Darth Maul parts. By law any observers must sing the choir portion
010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Expertise gives context to WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY and (more importantly) explanations, exclusions, caveats, and considerations. What’s alarming is that it feels like AI will tell folks to open the pod bay doors but there’s no understanding that they’re really in the airlock not wearing a suit.
000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Incorrectly confident vs confident something is incorrect is a good (but often difficult) way to determine skill. Both appear confident in their assertions. Ignorance doesn’t even know what to ASK. Knowledge can only tell you what to DO. True expertise on the other hand…
100
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Left/First. The one on the right/second has too many small white defects scattered throughout. If they can buff a few out then it might be ok.
000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Kimchi rocket Ranch aircraft carrier Aioli tricycle
010
Reposted by @ashireman.bsky.social
SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 28/03/2025
I initially wrote all my stories on Twitter tweet by tweet. I started to transition some of the longer ones to the web. This story, "The Patterns of Mesuta, Texas" I wrote in notes on a plane without WiFi in 2017, flying back from a job interview I knew I failed. universalshards.com/p/the-patter...
universalshards.com
The Patterns of Mesuta, Texas
a short story
2361
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
And of course now I see it…
010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I think you’ve posted it before; I haven’t found it since. Do you know the one about the hyperloop, the resonance, the church?
110
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Clippy meme saying, “It looks like you’re trying to discuss highly sensitive military plans. Would you like to include a journalist in the chat?”
0356
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
How does the system work when one team has morals and ethics and the other considers those weaknesses to exploit? This is past slippery slope territory and well into Action Park
010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Useless life hack: If you take the stack of 40 tortillas and add 3 pounds ground beef, 2 diced onions, a 5lb bag of shredded cheese and toss it all in the dryer on the ‘fluff’ cycle it will automatically make a huge mess
011
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia…
010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Need a companion for this guy
Siamese colored cat with a dark mustache laying on a green striped chair
020
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
You might be able to get a NUC that’s floating around for a good price. It’s nice that it’s compact and you can potentially upgrade RAM and SSD if needed. There’s lots of models that are a few years old and would likely work for this
010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Oooooohhhhhhhh…
000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
youtu.be/FjvdHE1E5eI?...
youtu.be
YouTube
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
That adds up to about $2 trillion in wealth. If we let each if them keep $50B and spread the remainder over 8B people on Earth everybody gets a single payment of about $187.
000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Gunship is awesome. So many good songs
000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Are you familiar with NextCloud or OwnCloud? If you’re setting up a server that may be a good place to start.
110
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Mostly dead is slightly alive. Which, given the state of things, might not have been the best call
020
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Spongebob stupid meme with text of uSeRiD and UsErId to show the only 100% correct ways to use the variable in code
000
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Parts are being assembled (thanks global shipping delays) for design validation. Oddly enough our base AI model for plant handling was straightforward and is ready for real world testing. Cost depends on distance (naturally) but we can deliver plants at ~50% current costs with sub-200k capex cost
010
ashireman.bsky.social @ashireman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Automated, clean, propagation of plants that can ship globally and replaces a manual production process. Or shorter: we built a plant copy machine
110