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Asbestossupply

@asherblumenthal.com
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Currently on a hiatus of being a jerk; tried to touch grass but the grass has a podcast now and it’s monetized. Very funny person that understands that it’s a requirement to state that you’re a funny person in one’s bio.

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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 03/09/2026
@atavist.com what happened to your Instagram account 😭
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 09/02/2026
Living the night life #feelinggoodaboutmyselfandmychoices
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 12/07/2026
John Powers from NPR’s Fresh Air sounds like the comic book guy from The Simpsons
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 04/04/2026
People have to suffer for others to succeed, only in this imperfect world we’ve built ourselves
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 23/03/2026
Kieran Culkin and that one guy from It’s Always Sunny are literally the same person and I won’t be told otherwise!
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 09/02/2026
Proof we’re all tired of this finite world we’ve built for ourselves:
The final score for Super Bowl 60…
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 09/02/2026
Living the night life #feelinggoodaboutmyselfandmychoices
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 27/01/2026
Papa loves mambo?
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 27/01/2026
I wish “no rien rien de rien”.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 27/01/2026
I love how they just rebranded “seltzer” to “sparkling water” to make it sound less heiney-heiney. And people just rolled with it!
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 21/01/2026
So *that’s* why he wants it!!
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 21/01/2026
I’m in WI currently and it’s supposed to get to -18 on Friday 😐
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 21/01/2026
Right. It’s become unreasonable, yet people are still willing to pay.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 21/01/2026
The mean is a little closer to 500 but yea.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 21/01/2026
Nice sentiment, but that’s kind of what Trump wants lol. If these are really Intelligent people they wouldn’t.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 01/01/2026
It’s 2026. That’s all. Not even a pinch.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 23/12/2025
Literally the article lol.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 23/12/2025
Buddy…
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 02/12/2025
Hell is other people… and not being able to brush your teeth.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 16/11/2025
Carole King?
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 14/11/2025
The only way to get better at something is to either make mistakes or get lucky; seeing as I don’t have luck on my side, my only choice is to quit.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 05/11/2025
Agreed. Concerning, even.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 05/11/2025
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 03/11/2025
Someone should write a book about the proletarian revolution of the Oompa Loompas
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 31/10/2025
If you don’t see a problem with city-owned grocery stores competing with like every bodega in the city then I don’t know what to tell you man
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 27/10/2025
Just made a 360° from listening to Phillip Glass and Brian Eno while doing classwork to the Skyrim soundtrack.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 19/10/2025
And another thing: Why is he called Dr Do-Little?
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 18/10/2025
Chicagoans are just migrated Long Islanders, whatever that means
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 15/10/2025
In honor of #pizzamas + #NerdfArters I made some stuff!
Cyanotype image of that one time John Green grew a mustacheCyanotype image of the Nerdfighters logo!Cyanotype of my cat Beethoven—named after the dog, naturally…
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 07/08/2025
Terrible time to live in. But what a good time for satire to flourish
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 10/10/2025
In some black hole universe Peter Balkan is Jack Shephard from Lost
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 09/10/2025
Yes. Equally terrifying, can’t recommend.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 09/10/2025
At a staples!?
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 07/10/2025
After all, fascism and communism go hand in hand…
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 07/10/2025
His goal, of course, is to turn the whole country into communists!
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 07/10/2025
That’s why he fake-hated Xi Jinping!
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 05/10/2025
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 04/10/2025
The entire conflict of Memento could’ve been resolved with a decent receptionist…
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 03/10/2025
Bad time for the CEO of U-HAUL….
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 01/10/2025
If Kodacolor is just rebranded colorplus I’m gonna be pissed.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 29/09/2025
Not far off from what’s starting to happen already…
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 29/09/2025
“Pelican Surgeon” is something AI can’t take away!
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 29/09/2025
Yeah, but all leading causes of death are preventable…
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 27/09/2025
Yeah man… this new to you?
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 26/09/2025
So cool!
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 26/09/2025
The funniest thing about having been “asked by many people” is that you literally can’t disprove it, lol.
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 23/09/2025
Politics aside: whatever happened to Carole King’s cat?
The album cover of Tapestry by Carole King
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Asbestossupply @asherblumenthal.com · 19/09/2025
That’s just a bad argument…
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