AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Also, I get why a trailer would feature relentless action but that action is like 98% standard Mercury Steam combat we've seen before, while the new water running gets barely any screentime and speed boosting/shine sparking gets nothing 001
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Samus just isn't as cool when you try to frontload all her hype moments and aura with fuckin' DBZ screaming power-up transformations and superfluous narration 120
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026that new Metroid being advertised with pure shonen action-slop really just does nothing for me sorry. I'm sure it'll be as good as Dread was and have much better coverage later but they've put their worst foot forward for me. 120
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Still have no idea what "100,000 silver lions" means and I hope I never learn 000
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026If I'm always lifting with my lower back then why is it so weak? Sounds counterintuitive to me. 000
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026my experience with hero shooters in 202X 010
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026shoulda named that Orangutan "Oingo Boingo" instead. he loved little girls 000
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I'm mainly talking about people looting shelves and pressing on buttons with one hand while they're other hand is gripping a laser canon 😭 010
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026me watching anybody NOT holster their weapon when they're out of combat in an immersive sim 100
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 09/04/20262014 was the turning point to me. Remember Shadow of Mordor? lol? 120
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026In my mind Dead Space will always be that mid horror game with 500 ambushes, basketball and a shooting gallery And despite being broadly better, I'll always remember the remake as that horror game with 501 ambushes and basketball. 000
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026there's a fairly popular mod that let's you toggle off the sickly high contrast filter and it makes the game look so much better 110
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026is this about csm or are we all gonna die? 000
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Stop drawing with the single pixel grid! 000
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026YES! HAHA YES! I couldn't find this older video in The Escapist's YouTube playlist BUT I did find this comment under one of the videos that DID make it into the Playlist. They've been trying to CENSOR the JONES soda but they couldn't trick me... 010
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I think it was about games, but I genuenly can't remember anything except the Jones sodas I think they may have been a debate type thing were they each argue their point on a subject but I'm not even sure of that 100
Reposted by AsheMonsteMasheAsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Does anyone else remember those two guys on The Escapist who would drink Jones sodas as part of their gimmick? Woulda been at least 10 years ago 101
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026they should make a new Resident Evil game that's just this! Peak survival horror 🥶 140
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026When the girl who Jill used to babysit (23yo) radios in with "h-huh, this sounds like a C-c-code: Veronica situation." Chills man... chills. 000
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Resident Evil 10: Reckoning ending SPOILERS I fangasmed so hard when Chris Redfield kills clone Krauser by punching a boulder into him! (cutscenes) and then after Polly Burton defeats second form Super Lisa Trevor she transforms into Final form (wall) Alexia! I'm in reference heaven 🥰😋 141
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I literally just let go of my controller I was stunned by that final boss and the name drop that came with it. That shit's so fucking lazy and it's the WORST FUCKING BOSS FROM ANY OF THE RECENT GAMES TOO 120
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026How I'm celebrating the day #hybridknight #pilldispenser #bettercaber 010
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026can you believe 'Resident Evil 4 -- Stupid MF' turns 20 years old today? 🥳 020
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I hope things turn around for you soon ❤️ 000
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Reminder that even if you've played Psychonauts, you didn't experience it in your formative childhood like me, and you'll never have what I had 000
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 29/12/2025After several hours of dedicated practice I can dodge most enemies alright (still like 80% success rate) except for the zombies. Although you actually get a larger window to dodge if you're facing the opposite direction when they grab you 010
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Post I made last year with 12 likes recently got regurgitated by someone else for engagement bait. Twitter is truly THE platform for Nazis and parasites 010
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Just a week away, can you believe it guys? 010
Reposted by AsheMonsteMasheDerek Jarman’s “Stu” @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I finished Metroid Fusion (again) last night. Did you know: It's great? Did you also know: This thing is - quite clearly - a giant metal wanking machine? 4424
Reposted by AsheMonsteMasheAsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 16/02/2025still holding out hope 07822
Reposted by AsheMonsteMasheKim @iibo.games · 31/05/2025hello folks! the time has come again for me to start thinking about The Next Thing, so if you're looking to hire a level designer might you consider: me check me out at iibo.games ~ 5342166
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 12/04/2025got so excited for the idea of a Steel Ball Run anime I forgot it would look like that 010
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 06/04/2025HOLY SHIT IS THAT A REFERENCE TO INVISIBLE BY DURAN DURAN, THE SONG FROM MGSV: THE PHANTOM PAIN FEATURING SOLID SNAKE AS FAR AS I KNOW?!?! 130
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Thinking about the demon world refugees again, Christ... A devil may cry? Yeah, thousands of them do as it turns out. Dante's barely putting drops in the bucket. 020
AsheMonsteMashe @ashemonstemashe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025That's him yeah lol, maybe the performance was just elevating it for me before it all came crashing down 010