ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026How do you know an SD card costs over 30 American Fucking Dollars? 140
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I find it especially funny since the only woman to rule China was also named Wu. 1150
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"We are not a sex cult. We're a cult that has sex. It's completely different." 1171
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I bought some spam today because of you. I hope you're happy. 000
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A computer is no match for a humongous machine gun. 021
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026They were also a kingdom without a king, so a kingdom without a king was ruled by an admiral without a navy. 110
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Considering you can get a penile enlargement for as little $1200 if you go for the El Cheapo option, it probably isn't. 120
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The badlands are why they are bad. It's in the name. 110
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I don't know if it's the perspective, but those legs look really short to me. 040
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026They just get used to it. Children are very adaptable. 000
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Wouldn't the failure to anticipate that simply be another tactical failure though? Or, would it be a strategic failure? 080
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Was this lithoid devouring swarm where you literally ate the galaxy, or regular devouring swarm you just ate all the people? 110
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026At the very least, Palestine would need nuclear weapons, or Israel would have to have it's nuclear weapons taken away, neither of which strikes me as very achievable. 130
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I was going to make a joke about how everyone else in team galactic is named after an astronomical object while Cyrus is named after a Achaemenid Xšāyaθiya xšāyaθiyānām, but apparently, Cyrus means Sun so I can't do that. 030
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I like how there are 2 different people drinking straight from a wine bottle in the image. 030
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Don't forget the large majorities in congress. 2700
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Their king also used to rule from Zanzibar at one point, until it got split off in an inheritance dispute and become an independent kingdom. 090
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Some people seem to forget that a pardon doesn't make you bulletproof. 000
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Even if it was true that big pharma was closing rural hospitals, they should still stay the republicans did it, in my opinion. 0221
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026You only need a simple majority to admit new states. 000
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Didn't this happen with Linear B? After the palace system collapsed, everyone just forgot how to write. 0571
Reposted by @ashelee.bsky.socialLaura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026 0856
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 08/03/2026That's because they are cowards and weaklings. Democrats get death threats all the time too. 000
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I'm afraid you're going to have to get used to disappointment. 000
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Sure, but if the straits don't open, it doesn't matter what the press is saying because people are going to notice if gas reaches $10 a gallon. 160
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I'd argue it isn't even a difference in degree, or even really a difference at all. 030
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026They didn't though, at least not then. More people voted for Hillary than Trump. 190
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Weight loss medications keep being useful for addiction and addiction medication keep being useful for weight loss. Must be a coincidence. 010
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The parts of his brain that were making him a good person were destroyed by the stroke, so now he is a bad person. It isn't really much more complicated then that. 000
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026My favorite part about fallout 1 is how you lose the game if you don't complete it fast enough. 020
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Marthinus Wessel Pretorius was president of both the Orange Free State and the South African Republic at the same time, albeit only for a few months. 010
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 09/12/2025This is Khaine blasphemy. Khaine is way older than Khorne; it's Khorne that's aping Khaine's hsit, not the other way around. 010
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 05/12/2025China has kung fu, and China has pandas, but China did not make Kung Fu Panda. 030
Reposted by @ashelee.bsky.social21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I've created my magnum opus 620435
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Definitely true, and it should be noted that giving people what they deserve is not always good politics. Actually executing them probably wouldn't have been a good idea, even though it is what they deserve (since interfering with elections like that is treason in the highest sense). 120
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Every last one of them should have been hanged for treason. 220
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 05/11/2025"By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking." 110
ashelee.bsky.social @ashelee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025This is complicated by the fact that the calendar in Tamriel is the same as on earth and you can use the directions of shadows at noon on specific days to determine what direction mecca is in, so you could also try that. 020
