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name's ash cereza [$LASTNAME], i write sometimes and i take photos slightly more often | 🔞🔞🔞🔞 | it/she/puppy | profile picture by @scruffyturtles.bsky.social

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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 3h
also re: the economic doom spiral, yay!
random recruits are now a fixed, very low price
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 3h
yay!
permadeath settings 1permadeath settings 2
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 3h
yay!
astromech nerfsreducing research costs because nobody was willing to invest in it very much when it was all so expensive
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 5h
awesome pair of packages to arrive simultaneously
a steam controller along with a pokémon Polaroid the camera and controller, unboxed, next to a test photo that i exposed to too much light during development
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 6h
#waow
I think I really cleaned her up. Oh there's a market for something like this. Look at that muzzle.
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 8h
also two games that i bounced off of but found deeply interesting and might be worth checking out, because my tastes are particular and subjective and there might be something to love. character limits are annoying me now so notes will be in alt-text
entropy - very distinct party-based jrpg by the dread delusion devs. realized that its permadeath and grind was scary but it sells this gritty, surreal fantasy vibe so well. it has a lot of modern touches but that sense of fantasy that 90s WRPGs tried to reach, but with much better combat that draws from Real One JRPGs like SaGa and with blobber-style partiesTitanium Court - a narrative autobattler roguelike where you are the queen of the Fae, largely against your will, and everybody is a mix of fantastical and Seinfeldiam. great music and artwork, i just am super picky about roguelikes and didn't jive with the gameplay, which it expects you to engage with a lot!
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 8h
quick quartet of more mainstream games you probably heard of that i enjoyed
star wars zero companynioh 3 dlcace combat 8deltarune
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 8h
Qliphah In Providence's Shadow is a FuRyu game in all but name and feels like a PSP title from fifteen years ago (/pos) (/neg). It is not going to be anybody's favorite, but it's Interesting and is nice if your diet gets too samey. Janky otaku schlock is like a gastrolith for true connoisseurs.
capsule artgameplay screenshot i stole from elsewherestrange dialogue
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 8h
Jenny The Witch is an indie character-action game that is built around having no lockon and asking you to juggle between aimed range attacks and melee attacks, with juggle combos being quite hard to set up at first. it's really rewarding to come to grips with it all!
Jenny the Witch capsule artgameplay screenshot i stole from the steam page (i didn't take many screenshots while playing :( sorry)
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 8h
Elfie: A Sand Plan is a super relaxing indie puzzler that has this great DS-game vibe while being absolutely adorable. It takes quite a while to ramp up but as somebody who usually bounces off of puzzle games, I appreciated that, and the tone is so comforting that it feels like a warm hug.
Elfie's steam capsuleA solved sandcastle, which looks byzantine and strange"So want to keep building?"
"Yes!" or "I just came to say hi."
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 12h
i'm acting all imperious but irl and internally this is how i feel rn
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
how it feels to try and convey a sincere opinion on misinformation and the current information environment on an account that is 99% just complaining about video games and retweeting anime art
Hey, Wacky Dawg, say somethin' FUNNY!

Actually, I have something serious on my mind today.
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
evergreen
the trans information environment is 100% tuned around scaring the shit out of anybody who sees any news because that's efficient for clicks and allegedly may be aimed at cis people who would otherwise lack empathy. it is so dehumanizing to have stuff like this just not care about the actual targets
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
hough
Kraft dinner and kool-aid bursts Christmas ornaments pickle jar ornaments
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
at some point people just want to play a video game but while manually pulling all the levers and the end result is something that is unworkably large and baroque in service of something that would suck complete shit if automated because it's still mostly just rolling dice and drawing cards
aeon tresspass: odyssey
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
final review:
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Good gay afternoon
a pourover coffee with carafe and seltzer
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
fuuuuuuuuuuck i'm going to superhell
YOUR RISK OF FALLING TO HELL: 90%

ABYSMAL HELL
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
engaging in controlled chaos in this game feels nice as hell
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
this is exactly how it feels to get negged by your doctor during the informed consent paperwork
You are truly set on this course? Even were I to warn you that the hardships that await you yonder outweigh by far those your destiny entails? 'Tis not a place to venture lightly, out of the merest curiosity. If your resolve is not unshakeable, you had best turn back.
>I am ready.
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
about a third of the way in she mentions an article that came out shortly after she quit titled "The beginner's guide to sports betting" and it is so fascinating to see nyt-style fancy scroll graphics applied to corporate memphis advice on losing your life savings
Where can I legally bet?what is a moneyline? [an image of somebody winning a ton of money on their bet]
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i remember just a few years ago she didn't know what frotting was and now he's wokely trying to backtrack on her own hentai logic
rex zakel: offer free blowjobs for the thrill of it
what about offering it but like heroically
because the people need it ashcan: posts an image of this exact scenario
Rex: structures of power, lame
ashcan: you asked for this exact setup and now you're backtracking
rex zakel: i didn't know what i was asking for
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
we both managed to lose
rex and i going "hmph!" at each other until somebody breaks it up with the skeet about hmphs
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
finally, somebody who's honest
The Hedonistic Pervert followed you
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
video games are at their best when you think you're smarter than them before they best you either through even higher intellect or by being so dumb you can't predict it, and dd2 is a superposition of this
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
.i didnt' know this game had giggis but one jumped on me from out of a fucking well
my character aura farming in front of an enemy that looks like one that was in monster hunter 3
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
dd2 lost rites are very very good, there's one whose entry requirement is "all pawns have minimum encumbrance" and the path to get there (WITH SO FEW ITEMS MY MAIN PAWN HAD TO DITCH HER LANTERN AND I HAD TO CUT DOWN ON HEALS) is so fucked up i've annotated my current path
a diagram whose path starts uneventful before "3x ogres, a fucking dragon, locked, dungeon, dungeon, dungeon, riddles of the sphynx, cliff i cheesed, and WHERE THE FUCK AM I"
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To
credits that read: "The Burgomaster: Lionel Belmore"
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my second thought is that this film's framing is fucking awesome. guy replacing a cross as he throws dirt in the eye of death fuck yeah
igor and dr. frankenstein excavating a body from a graveyard
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yes but ngl by that point i was moving like this. they had the dang electrosphere planes!!! simply surrender!!!
fuck them kids
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh my god lol
387 posts of rex saying "beast"
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
vicious work to put these paragraphs to put next to each other
In 2024, Disney invested $1.5 billion in Epic, which is privately owned, in exchange for an equity stake. The two companies also agreed to a multi-game partnership that was set to kick off with the shooting title. In March, Epic said it was cutting 1,000 jobs due in part to slower sales of Fortnite.

Progress on the new Disney game has been slower than expected, in part because Epic underestimated how many staffers and how much time it would take to produce, said the people.
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
made with ms paint on a work computer
max lifeisstrange doing her "tasty plasma" line for the theatre in nicole's area
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
instructions unclear
puppy voting for The Spirits Within
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"monster hunter 4U Plus! we rebalanced Every Weapon In The Game so that they're all on par with the better weapons!" look inside
Fadeslash Now has I-Frames on use, allowing you to actually evade attacks with proper timing
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it has been a minute since a aaa game owned me this bad lol
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@rexzakel.bsky.social welcome to the team
a female pawn named Rexthe pawn being thrown ten feet in the air by yours truly
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A human, talking to a beastren: "I've ne'er beheld a human with a beastren parent. If we keep mixing, someday our kingdom will end up with more beastren than they've got o'er in Battahl!"the beastren throwing him off a pier
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i feel uncomfortable with the fact that this post was written in a language i don't speak but i could immediately tell it was made with chatGPT
a post in thai that starts out all-lowercase before an all-caps title and a bunch of bullet points and strangely bolded sections that go "parts I-III"
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when you're trying to appeal to your grecian foe's lineage but want to cover yourself in case their scion is non-binary
SphinxFather
SphinxMother
SphinxParent
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can Dogs Drink Milk? Is Milk Bad For Dogs? Milk is a safe treat in small quantities. A few tablespoons of cow's milk or goat's milk on an occasional basis can be a nice reward
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
bro has neck length purple hair, they're not hiding it lol
a purple-haired man
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@rexzakel.bsky.social irl
a black-haired young woman
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i gave it like six hours and am happy to let my friends enjoy it, God knows i have games i like that they don't
learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction.
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dietrich is now officially more yolked than Eshmel. I'm in part 1.
dietrich hits level 45
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WAOW
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FUCK
You are Battler Ushiromiya
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is fine when written like this, but when you're two minutes into the 15 minute waiting period and you see this, YOU try to read it as intended
a big red line next to C
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the thing about getting older is that this becomes exponentially more true about literally everything and this realization balances out the pain
I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol got updated mid-reading, fair enough. got enough to pique my interest
the pdf has been updated to state that there was a polite takedown request
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