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Wor$t Andrew in America

@asham-ar.bsky.social
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UK based, don't listen to me. 30, planning on turning 31. All the world's a stage and I'm a fucking court jester. Pretty gay. Taken (the relationship status, not the movie) 👨🏾‍🤝‍👨🏼 Just a guy with muscular dystrophy trying to do something

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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 3h
And yes I did wear a jockstrap to the gym for jocktober (Instagram saw the new hairdo first)
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 3h
My friend is handsome af btw
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 3h
Too Easy > Melatonin is one of the slickest music transitions I've ever heard pure orgasm
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jocktober 2026
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Disguising my gym stink with a tonne of different because I'd accidentally reset the code on my padlock and had to get a gym worker to break the lock so I was running late and couldn't shower at the gym Happy Monday! 🫠
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stair master is a great cardio workout but like at what cost
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now wait just a damn minute
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Truly do not understand how people get horny after gym because personally after a workout I need everyone to not even speak to me for a bit much less touch me
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Most of my camera roll is now just me at the gym
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Think my legs are growing idk
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 10/09/2026
In response to today’s Nintendo Direct, Sony has announced -1 video games.
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
4 years of us
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I fucking love this game. Easily an 8 or 9/10 #BloodoftheDawnwalker
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I did gym i promise
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"He kisses me, it feels like cannibalism" might be the rawest opening to any song ever send tweet
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't like tricep workouts actually!!!
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FalconWizard @falconwizard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Remember when gaming system prices would DROP after they’d been out for a while? A concept!!
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Council of Geeks @councilofgeeks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Scheduling conflicts” is a funny way to spell “realized the backlash was bigger than expected but doesn’t have the guts to openly take a stand on the issues so is just quietly hoping we all forget about this by the time Man of Tomorrow comes out.”
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Every time I have to clean my kitchen (seemingly every fucking day) I am reminded of Sisyphus and his plight
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Holding my chest after a set of chest flies like I'm testing the support of my bra
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think I'm seeing improvements idk idk!!!
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🎃 miki bishop 🎃 (looking for work!) @nifty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Belsheber Rusape Jr. @belrusape.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Rest in Peace, Hayden Panettiere. Hearing about her passing today still doesn't feel real yet. It was so sudden, it had me questioning reality...you will always be the people's princess.😢👑
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Kingdom Hearts Kh2
ALT: Kingdom Hearts Kh2
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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Constanze Scheib/ C. N. Stance @constanzescheib.at · 12/08/2026
"Hoult, who has been an advocate for LGBTQ+ issues in the past, will put that work aside to play the Gilderoy Lockhart in the show’s preordained second season, where he can help keep Rowling’s legacy awash in butterbeer." www.avclub.com/nicholas-hou...
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Nicholas Hoult casts unforced error spell on career, joins Harry Potter show
Nicholas Hoult casts unforced error spell on career, joins Harry Potter show
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm so extremely disappointed in him. It's not like he even needs the money, he's literally finishing filming SUPERMAN then going to film this vitriolic filth
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You'll be having the worst, most frustrating and long and tiring day of your life and then boom Fly in your room
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Muscular dystrophy is so funny because what do you mean that's the difference in pec definition I have
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So many times the reason I close my windows is because seagulls sometimes decide they don't want to shut the fuck up
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yarr
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Because I haven't treated y'all to a jockstrap pic in a while
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
dude turn on the news. any channel
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen It's animated!
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
IIIIIIII'M HOLDING IT ALONE JUST FOR TONIIIIIGHT I WONDER IF YOOOOOOUUU GOT HER IN YOUR ROOOOOOOM IIIIIIII CALL YOU ON THE PHONE TO START A FIIIIGHT
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Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
ALT: Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I will rant about this until I'm blue in the fucking face because it is so unfair on future generations. Kids cannot even exist in spaces these days without being labelled delinquents and thugs, yet there's continuously a push to remove the few spaces they do have whilst touting it as "protection"
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gale is sleepy @galecross.myatproto.social · 29/07/2026
No but really, it isn't about protecting children or anybody. There would be pushes for alternatives FOR them if it were. These kinds of changes are about controlling people and what people can and cannot do or have access to.
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Microdosing sensory overload whilst also itching my primitive ADHD brain by listening to songs that rapidly move from ear to ear
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
emotionally i am here
A guy enjoying worst girl in america by slayyyter and music fashion film by charli xcx
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Man I used to be able to do so many push ups before muscular dystrophy got me I mean i also weighed nearly 20kg less then but whatever I was weak af
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I really need to use the phrase "Oh so you hate black people" when I don't get my way more often
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
True love is both me and my bf commenting on how gorgeous the woman who served us at McDonald's was
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𝒜𝓁𝑜𝓎𝓈𝒾𝓊𝓈 𝒜𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒥𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 #WAWG @keemfraiche.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026
Aang and Korra slander is crazy when you think about it Roku is right there
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Cardi B's 'C'mon' Court Gesture
ALT: Cardi B's 'C'mon' Court Gesture
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fran 🥊🪊 @huelebicho.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
now do Sony
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
100 workouts since I really upped my effort in gym
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Extremely annoying workout thanks to this damn disability
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Wor$t Andrew in America @asham-ar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Good, they don't deserve peace
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