ASG @asg.bsky.social · 13/07/2023Threads is the True Religion jeans of twitter clones. Will not explain. 010
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 22/06/2023We still skeeting or where did we land with the nomenclature of this hellhole? 000
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 22/06/2023Zuck gonna eat Elon’s lunch tbh. Real question is how can I bet on this? 000
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 20/05/2023🚩🚩🚩 not listening to “Set Fire to the Rain” by Adele during your workout warm ups 🚩🚩🚩 000
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 07/05/2023Public service announcement: Heat is on Netflix now. This means you must rewatch it. Sorry I don’t make the rules. 010
Reposted by ASGASG @asg.bsky.social · 02/05/2023Day 1 of proposing sucky laws until @aoc.bsky.social follows me back: H.R.1234 A BILL To authorize the Small Business Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity. 111
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 02/05/2023Day 1 of proposing sucky laws until @aoc.bsky.social follows me back: H.R.1234 A BILL To authorize the Small Business Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity. 111
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 29/04/2023My brother in Christ I promise Twitter has way more than 14 devs 010
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Nah I ain’t buying it you’re a fed. The real Tapper would be homie enough to follow me back 100
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023@aoc.bsky.social if you follow me I will pay literally however many taxes you want. Name your price 130
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023No. Nor did I mean literally 4 days. But you already knew that Fernando. Thanks again for reminding everyone in the closed beta of mvp that this isn’t a 15 year old platform with millions of users ❤️ 120
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Or… here me out. You just let people use the platform how they please. The tools to not see stuff you don’t like already exists. It’s called the mute button. 141
Reposted by ASGchugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @gaslighter.swolecialists.org · 27/04/2023Oh you're on bluesky? Why are you sitting outside looking for twitter alternatives to feed your narcissism instead of enjoying the blue sky outside? 062
Reposted by ASGdell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 28/04/2023my advice is to stop adding new features. or as i like to call them, problems. mastodon users: we should make onboarding easier. me: no, dumbass. now delete all those how-to guides. 2111
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023No eliza not the dogs. The proper infrastructure has not been built to support what happens once the dogs are released 010
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Helen the purpose of decentralized social media is specifically for respectful discourse ONLY and absolutely nothing else will be tolerated. Was’t that obvious? 030
