ASG @asg.bsky.social · 13/07/2023Threads is the True Religion jeans of twitter clones. Will not explain. 010
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 22/06/2023We still skeeting or where did we land with the nomenclature of this hellhole? 000
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 20/05/2023🚩🚩🚩 not listening to “Set Fire to the Rain” by Adele during your workout warm ups 🚩🚩🚩 000
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 07/05/2023Public service announcement: Heat is on Netflix now. This means you must rewatch it. Sorry I don’t make the rules. 010
Reposted by ASGASG @asg.bsky.social · 02/05/2023Day 1 of proposing sucky laws until @aoc.bsky.social follows me back: H.R.1234 A BILL To authorize the Small Business Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity. 111
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 02/05/2023Day 1 of proposing sucky laws until @aoc.bsky.social follows me back: H.R.1234 A BILL To authorize the Small Business Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity. 111
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023@aoc.bsky.social if you follow me I will pay literally however many taxes you want. Name your price 130
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Or… here me out. You just let people use the platform how they please. The tools to not see stuff you don’t like already exists. It’s called the mute button. 141
Reposted by ASGchugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @gaslighter.swolecialists.org · 27/04/2023Oh you're on bluesky? Why are you sitting outside looking for twitter alternatives to feed your narcissism instead of enjoying the blue sky outside? 062
Reposted by ASGdell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 28/04/2023my advice is to stop adding new features. or as i like to call them, problems. mastodon users: we should make onboarding easier. me: no, dumbass. now delete all those how-to guides. 2111
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Showing a notification when you like your own skeet is not a bug. In fact it may just be the biggest brain feature of all time. 030
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Jokes on you termites are ineffective against blockchain technology. Plus fully open source code makes finding the bugs way easier. 000
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 25/04/2023If your CRO expert wants to start split testing CTA button colors… …you’re ngmi 030
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 25/04/2023What will the future of social media look like? I’m starting to think social network “platforms” may soon be a thing of the past. Having to go to a specific app or site solely to engage in social interactions seems backwards tbh. Perhaps instead… 130
Reposted by ASG deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com · 20/04/2023It's time. if this place doesn't turn into a chaotic madhouse, it will end up like Mastodon 5776
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 20/04/2023Interesting to see so many art/image posts from early bsky users. Why do you think that is? Curious to see if the trend continues— and if it’s something the bsky team decides to lean into on the product roadmap. 040
ASG @asg.bsky.social · 20/04/2023Been on here a few days and haven’t seen a single thread about chatGPT. You love to see it. 060
