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Autistic velociraptor

@asdraptor.bsky.social
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I am a talking velociraptor who also happens to be autistic, what else is there to know? Oh, right. Apparently, I'm a he/him or idk... Whatever goes well with you.

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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Extremely mixed feelings about this. I'm very confused right now.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Domanda seria: secondo la Corvaglia non c'è limite, se un uomo si identifica con una coccinella deve vivere nel tuo giardino. Secondo voi, se io vado dal mio capo a dirgli che mi identifico con un impiegato di stipendio 6000€ al mese, dite che me lo dà?
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
It's funny because everyone seems like they're all for this, because "it undermines the sport". Meanwhile, the child rapist from NL (who, remember, is NOT a paedophile) can play because "people can change". How many children you get to diddle before it "undermines sport"? Just asking...
theguardian.com
‘One and done’: Michael Phelps says dopers should be given lifetime ban
Michael Phelps has reiterated his support for tougher sanctions for doping – including a lifetime ban for anyone who tests positive for a banned substance
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Simone Pirlon signore e signori. Non sono sicuro se questo è cattiveria o semplicemente mancanza di cervello. Non si può essere così imbecille senza un danno considerevole in testa.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Let me guess: every time one of these pigs will do something clearly illegal, unexplainably the phones recording will be malfunctioning and won't record anything.
engadget.com
Samsung is marketing Galaxy Z Flip phones as police bodycams
A new blog post from Samsung highlights how its Galaxy Z Flip series devices are being adopted by law enforcement.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Israel: I don't want to start a wider war here! Also Israel, after bombing Beirut, murdering Gazans happily and violating Iran's border to assassinate a Hamas leader: See??? I'm not trying to start a war, YOU are trying to start a war.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
media.tenor.com
Tyler Hynes Hynies GIF
ALT: Tyler Hynes Hynies GIF
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
La destra italiana alle Olimpiadi
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
SONO LE 10 DI SERA PORCODDIO!
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Love it when people insist on knowing why I don't drink and the moment you explain it they go "What a way to darken the mood". Why do I need to explain the reason I don't drink if you're not prepared to hear heavy family and personal drama?
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Speedrun: losing your job for being an absolute sexist asshole at the Olympics any %
bbc.com
Bob Ballard: Olympics commentator axed over sexist remark
Bob Ballard was referencing the Australian women's swimming team who had won gold in a freestyle relay.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
In un momento di debolezza, io mi mangio una barattolino al pistacchio da solo. Ma pare che sto sbagliando perché la norma è andare e ammazzare a coltellate una ragazza. Mi tengo per me cosa penso perché sicuramente scriverlo sia un'offesa bannabile.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
HUGE CW: R*pe Apparently, raping a 12 yo girl doesn't make you a paedophile. You might be a rapist, but not a paedophile, and above all, you're not a risk for anyone. I am embarrassed of sharing my oxygen with these subhumans.
theguardian.com
Dutch Olympian who raped a 12-year-old girl ‘is not a paedophile’, official says
Steven Van de Velde ‘isn’t a risk’, a Dutch Olympic official said in an email, as abuse survivors urged the team to withdraw the volleyball player
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
If I may
wonkette.com
Guess News Organizations Shouldn't Have Fired All Their Fact-Checkers, Huh?
Media really fucked the couch on this one.
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
This has now reached the 4th-largest newspaper by circulation in America. All that's left are the Washington Post, the New York Times, and the Wall Street Journal. Who'll be next? My money's on the Journal.
ftw.usatoday.com
JD Vance couch memes and the Associated Press fact check, explained
This meme with Donald Trump’s VP candidate has gotten out of hand.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
I just lost 1.30h in my job because apparently changing my laptop's battery is a national security threat or something that locks down the bitlocker and requires me going to IT and recovering the system. A fucking battery. I love windows.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
He didn't fuck a couch, ok?! Not to completion! Not in the last five years at least!
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
A chiunque sviluppi app per cellulare, vi lascio un'idea: Ma fare un'app del meteo che sotto le previsioni della giornata vi lasci anche la bestemmia suggerita per le condizioni climatiche del giorno?
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Makes you think: America has to choose between an attorney general and a felon. And weirdly enough, the republicans, who always say to side with cops because felons don't deserve anything, are voting for a felon. But hey, god forbid you say they are a cult. THEY ARE NOT A CULT!
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Arrivi alle 8 del mattino in ufficio, chiuso per tutto il fine settimana, e te lo trovi a 28 gradi. E partono subito le bestemmie in spagnolo.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Ripeti con me Salvini: Presidenta, ministra, avvocata, dottoressa. Presidenta, ministra, avvocata, dottoressa. Presidenta, ministra, avvocata, dottoressa. Presidenta, ministra, avvocata, dottoressa. E se ti brucia, sai come si dice: SUCA!
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Oggi ho imparato che non sono un vero uomo e che, probabilmente, non conosco manco uno. Camillo mi ha aperto gli occhi.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
And what have we learned today, kids? THAT YOU DON'T PUSH A CRITICAL SYSTEM UPDATE TO PRODUCTION ON A FUCKING FRIDAY! Can someone remind me again why haven't we gone extinct yet?
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
No, raga, fatemi capire. Questi davvero vogliono fare uno sciopero? Immaginate il disagio causato: vai lì e ti trovi il bagno chiuso e puoi goderti la spiaggia senza pagare! E nemmeno la musica di merda fino a tarda notte ti lasciano? Vacanza rovinata!!
lastampa.it
Balneari in rivolta: pronto lo sciopero dell’ombrellone
Il Sindacato balneari contro governo e Parlamento: via alla protesta se non ci sarà un intervento prima della chiusura delle Camere. A rischio 30 mila aziende …
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Survey shows 84% of people don't want bullshit in their computers and devices. I know. Shocking.
techspot.com
Survey shows most people wouldn't pay extra for AI-enhanced hardware
Companies are going all-in on artificial intelligence right now, investing millions or even billions into the area while slapping the AI initialism on their products, even when...
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Breaking news: Russia has run out of windows.
newsweek.com
North Korean envoy 'drowned' in Moscow pond: Reports
As a heat wave swept Russia, Kim Geum Chol, 64, reportedly went to the Bolshoy Gorodskoy Pond in Moscow for a swim to cool off, and "disappeared."
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Look, I'm just saying that nobody could possibly know that an UN marked building full of children doing school stuff, in a refugee camp designated as safe zone was actually a school. Anyone can make this error *checks notes* 6 times in a row, ok?
aljazeera.com
Israel bombs 6th UN-run school in Gaza in 10 days, kills dozens
Israel attacks al-Razi school in Nuseirat as well as the ‘safe-zone in al-Mawasi, killing at least 42 Palestinians.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
I'm sure everyone in California will miss space karen. Specially if he's leaving for this exact reason.
cnbc.com
Elon Musk says SpaceX and X headquarters moving to Texas, blames California trans student privacy law
SpaceX CEO and X owner Elon Musk said Tuesday he will move the headquarters of both companies from California to Texas.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Extremely controversial take: Babies are not meant to be thrown out of the window.
ibtimes.co.uk
Ex-Porsche Lawyer Sentenced After Throwing Her Newborn Out Window So It Wouldn't Disrupt Her Career
German exec jailed 7.5 years for manslaughter after dropping newborn from the window, claiming stress at work led to the accident.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Sogno con un mondo in cui tutti sti stronzi che ti sorpassano ben oltre il limite di velocità (anche i tir) perdono la patente a vita e devono muoversi in bicicletta. E lo lascio qui perché in realtà ciò che li auguro davvero non è da dire qui.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
So hear me out: since fascists treat everything as a conspiracy (see Sandy Hook), why don't we treat Trump's failed attemp as a conspiracy out of spite? All were actors and Trump knew it all. You know, diminish it just to make them mad. They don't care about morals, we shouldn't when it's about them
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
Forbes: You know what do Trump have in common with black people? If they're alive it's because they survived a shooting. I wish I was making this up...
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
Hot take: If you don't sell weapons so easily, people can't shoot your cult leader. It's so weird that the harder it is to access a firearm, the fewer shootings a society sees. It's as if both things were somehow connected. But I guess we'll never know the real reason.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
USA: You have the chance to do what Europe didn't when fascism called back in the 20th century. Trump is a new Hitler and you all saw how it ended for the world when we let a fascist run amok. Violence is never the answer, but many times is a very effective solution.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
That Italian's Transport Minister Salvini wasn't the sharpest tool on the shed we knew. But that he openly said Trump (and himself) were racist fascists is a new low even for someone like him. Thanks for admitting to what we all knew.
ansa.it
Salvini links 'violent tones of Left' to Trump attack - Politics - Ansa.it
Deputy Premier and Transport Minister Matteo Salvini on Sunday linked the attempt to assassinate former United States President and Republican candidate Donald Trump to allegedly "violent tones" by fi...
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Le belle notizie! Niente di meglio per sollevarti la giornata che vedere un branco di balneari piagnucolare perché ora dovranno cercarsi un lavoro vero. Fosse in me e andrei oltre, ma per adesso, con espropriare tutti gli stabilimenti mi accontento.
ansa.it
La Corte Ue: "Legittimi gli espropri ai balneari a fine concessione" - Altre news - Ansa.it
Le opere sul demanio marittimo tornano allo Stato in via gratuita (ANSA)
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Can we just stop pretending we can dialogue with a fascist to convince them that fascism will hurt people? Seeing one hung by the feet in a public square, lifeless, worked wonders for the generations who witnessed it, we should try it again.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
Ma quanto è adorabile quando un americano si lamenta che paga il gallone (3.78 litri) di benzina a 3$ ed è carissimo? Bellino, ti vorrei vedere pagare il litro a 2€. Fa' il conto di quanto ti viene il gallone da seduto.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
La bellezza di vedere un autovelox sparare una raffica di flash mentre becca un imbecille correndo troppo in una zona abitata. Questi sono i piccoli piaceri dea vita.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
Holy fuck! You're not a clown, Pavel Durov, you're the whole fucking circus! If you had even half of a functional brain, you'd understand how dangerous it is to say this. 30 devs for the whole company? Congratulations, Telegram has become the n.1 target for the hacker world. 🤦
techcrunch.com
Telegram says it has 'about 30 engineers'; security experts say that's a red flag | TechCrunch
Telegram's founder Pavel Durov says his company only employs around 30 engineers. Security experts say that raises serious questions about the company's cybersecurity.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Everyone saying that SCOTUS gave Biden power to do whatever, forget the SCOTUS didn't define what's an official action on purpose: this way they are the ones deciding what's an official action at a later date. No, my friends, you are screwed badly. And I'm really sorry for you.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Pezzodemmerda di 19 anni picchia e violenta ragazza coetanea mentre registra tutto col cellulare. Apriamo le scommesse: Uscirà prima un servizio sul tg (o articolo al giornale) parlando di come questo povero ragazzo ora è tormentato per i fatti O il video di tutto nei gruppi WhatsApp? Io vi schifo.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Oggi arriverò a casa dal lavoro verso le 23. Sempre oggi, è giornata di pulizia stradale in metà del quartiere. Posso bestemmiare preventivamente?
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Why does a car which is allergic to water have a windshield wiper in the first place?
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
This is the patent of a toilet paper roll. It shows the correct way to hang it. I am not taking questions about it.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Autism is also this. For me, this headline means there's an 88% of children that can go without food because only a 12% need food (is addicted to it). Specially because that 12% is PREDOMINANTLY (but not exclusively) addicted to junk food. Damn you, literal brain.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Appena si possono caricare i video su bluesky, comincio a mettere in uso la dashcam. Ho materiale per fare un account dedicato alle pazzie che trovo ogni giorno per strada.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Ieri, mentre tornavo a casa, una tipa in macchina ha deciso di fare inversione a U in una strada a senso unico, salire sul marciapiede e la ciclabile per arrivare all'incrocio e prendere la strada giusta. Davanti alle telecamere di traffico. Il calendario oggi è molto più povero di santi.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Sunak: "What should I do to increase our already at historical lows popularity? Oh, I know! I'm gonna tell David Tennant he's a bigot for telling a bigot to shut up, we can't go lower than this in the polls, right?"
news.sky.com
Sunak hits back at David Tennant after star says equalities minister should 'shut up'
Rishi Sunak weighed in on a row between David Tennant and Kemi Badenoch after the Doctor Who legend said the equalities minister should "shut up" over her views on sex and gender.
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Autistic velociraptor @asdraptor.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
I think this completely fails to see the point. A game can be easy and unique. Or hard and soulless. Making CoD extra-hard won't make it unique. Is not difficulty what makes ER an extraordinary game. That only adds to it, but doesn't by itself make the game the work of art it is.
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