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Jasmine Chen

@asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social
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BS 2020 🎓 BSN 2024 🩺 www.instagram.com/asdfjkljasmine

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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why does the gen surgery residents think it is a good idea to put a lidocaine patch on the incision site?? 😐
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Giving 0.25mg IV ativan is pointless from a 2mg/mL vial 😐
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Onimusha complete! 🥳
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had a nursing student who didn't want to do a head to toe on my 25 year old patient because of his impetigo. She said it was contagious 😒 YOU HAVE GLOVES.
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like nursing students don't have enough exposure during clincals these days. I don't know how they are going to survive bedside 😬
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just learned they vetoed the patient to nurse ratio in nevada. Fuck you guys 🖕
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Y'all ever seen a threadless rook ear piercing? I thought mine was a threaded ear piercing until I changed it out to a hoop 😅
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I left the world of helping my aunts for awhile that I forgot Asian people like to use easy English names instead of their real names 😂
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Phone interview today. I'm hoping I get this job 😬 though I honestly think I didn't do the greatest
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but docking the glucometer does not charge it 😒 it runs on batteries!
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I experienced my first code blue as a RN. It was intense 🫠
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've started ted lasso with lester. I don't know what it is about yet. I just finished episode 3 😬
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I was annoyed that I had a patient for 30 mins and then he AMA 😐 waste of my time. I was expecting since he was homeless
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My charge nurse is hard-core. She basically pierced her ears by herself cause she was bored 😂
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Bedside nursing is really not for the faint of heart 🙃 I've seen so many new grads drop before they even hit their 1 year
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A patient asked for my number after I discharged them. I said no for my safety 😅
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I finished it!🥹
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Do ya'll know how annoyed I am when a doc changes diltiazem ER 120mg back to 30mg and cardio MD proceeds to change it back to 120mg 😐 so you're telling me this patient could have gone home that same day?! 🤦‍♀️ the patient was already on the 120mg dose...
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I put a Foley catheter in all by myself 🥹 well I had a partner but I did all the work
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I had a nursing student yesterday. They sucked. He apparently couldn't do anything without the instructor present?? 😤🧐
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My coworker told me I have a nice round head from the side. Some of the compliments I get are interesting 😅
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I got my second IV by myself 🥳
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
When your confused patient tells you that you have a lovely face but then gets feisty with you later 😂
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My boyfriend thinks it is funny to give me enough money on a starbucks gift card for a large lavender matcha drink with one cent off 😒 anyway he made up for it by zelle the one cent to me
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I never thought I would catch a patient on a porn site while he was on speaker phone with his wife 🤦‍♀️
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
First time at pax. I got to meet @johnwolfeyt.bsky.social with my sister!
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Y'all in the ER need to wait until our nurses get their bedside shift report 😒 calling every 20 mins trying to give away your patient isn't gonna make it faster. You guys can chill when you have less patients than us on the floor
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Why is there so much emotional trauma in the pitt 😭
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Clearly a sig of ativan every hour is excessive for one patient 😐
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I don't know why my nursing job is removing QOL buttons that makes our jobs easier. We already do too much 🫠
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
*1 unit of blood transfused, lab drew their blood, lab results came back* R: their hemoglobin stayed the same C: huh where did the blood go?? It should have went up 😂
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I swear Black Myth: Wukong loves giving achievements for every little thing. I'm enjoying it so far though!
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I've never seen a full bodied tattoo grown man cry over his knee pain until now 🫠
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I forget that I have to explain to most normal people what NPO is 😅
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When you gotta explain to the doctor that you can't inject 75mg from a 80mg prefilled syringe 🤦‍♀️
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
My loans are paid off 🥳
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I also put in an IV all by myself on Friday 🥹 I thought I needed a vein finder but I did it without it
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I've been super selfish with my time since I've been a nurse 😪
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I'm not surprised with the games I played the most this year 😂
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I swear at work they sometimes spell my name right on the assignment sheet 😂
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I get offended when doctors have me do glucose checks on a patient but there is no coverage for it unless they are on steroids, tpn, or clinimix then I can understand.
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I had my first AMA patient 🫠 I see why they are the golden ticket during your run of patients
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Every time I get my check, I get sad at the amount of taxes they take from me 🥹
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I survived my first 3 12s by myself 😭 I definitely learned on areas I need to work on
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'm getting close on doing my first shift all by myself. Frankly I'm terrified 🥲
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Team Cherry @teamcherry.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The countdown is on! Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong! Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Hired new part time. Pharm tech in training and her first job. Her availability is limited. This is gonna be a disaster once I leave 🤦‍♀️ girl only knows how to fill 🫠
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
A resident doctor didn't know atorvastatin came in 40mg. My patient has been taking 4 10mgs to equal that 40mg... 😐
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Jasmine Chen @asdfjkljasmine.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
There is an overwhelming amount of things to do in Japan 🥺 at this point I'm just winging most of the days I'm out there 😅
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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Americans saying they'll learn Mandarin for RedNote when most of us can't use the metric system or name the 7 continents or even find China on a map
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