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@asciim0v.bsky.social
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Framce Japam Afghamistam Micaragua Spaim 37, just some guy

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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Netflix labeling it as "Watch Now" because the alternative would be to add a queue. And what sort of time interval will it be? 15 minute? single minute?
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For how many terrible shitlibs are on this app, and how the developers seem completely out of touch with reality, we have to give it to anyone who has an app without advertising
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The thing about me dancing is, a lot of the technique comes from the wrist. It's very subtle, but beautiful.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CAN'T A GUY JERK OFF IN PEACE AROUN' HERE?
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People be worried the average worker would exploit their companies with stronger worker protections, like the exploitative employees aren't already in management, and don't need protections.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@birdrespecter.bsky.social You're famous
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Waiter you forgot the social part of my social media
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The world was ruined when some dickhole middle manager named "Glub Gribbly" or some shit decided it was a good idea to be able to purchase priority access to your attention
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bro i fucking hate advertising, engagement farming, all of it. Just let me make my own decisions, damn
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Its bullshit that you can't have a conversation about killing yourself without people immediately making it about themselves
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chat am I just incapable of joy
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
me at work: Boy I can't wait to get the hell out of here and go home me at home:
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Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
ALT: Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ads are getting really fucking specific these days
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's fucked up the only time we get original jingles anymore it's from prescription medication ads.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Weiner, she arouse? 🤔
Screen shot of a website for law firm named "weiner shearouse"
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me n' who
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's a version of me I desperately want to be, but can't figure out how to be.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oraloboros
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just wanna flirt with someone while in bed, damn.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What's the point of social media if you aren't getting the social
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A lot of people blame Bethesda for inventing dlc, but the truth is the first DLC is getting a little smooch while you're getting tucked in
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So like, am I just supposed to accept that I'll both live AND die alone?
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 03/09/2026
Hey check out this cool new thing we built!
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Do y'all think if we "dogpile" even harder, it'll transcend/stack overflow into wolfpile and then we'll be safe from the rule?
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I awoke to a vision most foul, and had to recreate it to sate my waking nightmares
voca.ro
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder
Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The age of consent should be like 5-7 years higher. You BARELY get that rush of hitting 'yes i'm 18' before you're actually 18. With my new bill, we will be able to savor that rule breaking for nearly a decade. You're welcome.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I awoke to a vision most foul, and had to recreate it to sate my waking nightmares
voca.ro
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder
Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I just wanna stay up late flirting, damn
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When conservatives espouse anti trans rhetoric, this is the outcome they are running from
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Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Employment is scam perpetuated by big Capital
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Google, how do i find friends to do drugs with
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ted Lasso is the Paddington Bear of Football
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Broke: gamergate began the modern MAGA movement Woke: sandy hook brought the anti government fringe conservative into mainstream politics and laid the groundwork for MAGA
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I love when people argue what the best year in music is. Or the best decade. Because the real best year in music? The current year. We have everything made before us, and anything that's good currently being released. Objectively better than any year prior, is the current year.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The internet needs to be way more dangerous than it is. We shouldn't be posting our faces. Fuck you, tom.
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I found a new band to obsess over for a few weeks
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Lip Critic - Talon (Official Video)
YouTube video by Lip Critic
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BadKimmy 🔞 @kimmyx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
👀
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I broke it
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They did it, they did the tweet
doc @docseuss.bsky.social . 19m
Oh this dumbass lol. How is this even gender


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@animerobin0.bsky.social

replace "spreadsheet people" with "girl jobs"
4:15 PM · Aug 20, 2026Classic tweet by @fembojj:

"I hate space jam 2" now replace space jam 2 with women. not so funny, is it?
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why do drunk girls love giving head? Like ma'am your throat has never been more receptive to gagging
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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Deftones is rnb for goth girls
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