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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
made a book recco GPT with a little help from friends (for funsies)
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ChatGPT - Tome Raider
A guide to books and hidden literary treasures, now with reader-type assessment
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
my usual slot machine is down
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
My social battery isn't getting drained as easily anymore. This is bad. Very, very bad.
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
got ten rubees cashback
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The moon did not become the sun. It just fell on the desert in great sheets, reams of silver handmade by you. The night is your cottage industry now, the day is your brisk emporium. The world is full of paper. Write to me. - Agha Shahid Ali, 'Stationery'
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This wine and video call with my girl friends is healing me 😌
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Just finished my first book this year. If you know me, you'll know this is a new record (in a very very bad way).
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Hiding here from the AI trolls.
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Have a groovy weekend, everyone
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Stray Cats' Jazz Night
YouTube video by jij
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The people who should be making high quality art are wasting their time consuming high quality garbage instead
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
hey, do you want to come over, we can groove to this from opposite ends of the couch with nothing but our toes touching www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgU_...
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
One of my closest friends sent me a video of her 2yo telling her where Asa Maushi lives (bangalow) and I am a certified puddle
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
If nothing else, at least my unrequited love meets me halfway in my dreams
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I wanted to watch the original Nosferatu tonight but the streaming service was like no, phir aa tu Gn
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Have a fantastic Saturday night in, fellow losers www.youtube.com/watch?v=bci4...
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Ballads / John Coltrane Quartet
YouTube video by taro cross
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
How do I switch my brain off on weekends please
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Good morning, gremlins. At what point does this year start to get better?
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Soooo looks like it's already summer huh
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Earworm since last night youtu.be/araU0fZj6oQ
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Staind - It's Been Awhile (Official Video)
YouTube video by Staind
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Abhijeet @bingingout.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If you like Bill Burr's latest rant about nice people and psychos (sic) you may enjoy "Leviathan", my short story about the garbage patch in the ocean and the mariana trench plastic bag
abhijeetmakesthings.com
Writing
FictionThe Weaver of UswalpurTranslunar Travelers Lounge, 2024All the Miraculous Signs and WondersThe Bombay Literary Magazine, 2023LeviathanShadows on the Water, 2024 (purchase)PaladinDark Matter …
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Very sad to be giving money to Ambani ji because all the other mobile networks sux
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Spent 3.5 hours in commute to and from work today 🥲 pls send jokes that best the joke that is my life
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Books read so far in 2025: 0 🥲🥲🥲
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I find it a little insane that my friends meet me, listen to me yap nonsense for 3 hours and then choose to do it all over again. Batshit behaviour.
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
They taught us how to write a leave letter only for us to drop "OOO" in team chat at work
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Writing fiction on Sunday nights has changed the way I brace for the upcoming work week.
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Where did my weekend go 😭
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Goddamb jam tonight (I might be a tiny bit tipsy) youtu.be/z3Or7huOK7o
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Muddy Waters & The Rolling Stones - Baby Please Don't Go - Live At Checkerboard Lounge
YouTube video by The Rolling Stones
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Okay so I'm a couple of glasses of wine down and I've had the most incredible day and now I'm sitting quietly and listening to some jazz and YEARNING. It's a wonderful life.
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Introducing my cousin to The Room (2003), produced by, directed by and starring Tommy Wiseau tonight. Another will join the club. 🥄
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I am once again in my favourite part of town ☺️
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
my friend, folks
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Sup binches
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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Passing this Greek mythology class is gonna be an uphill battle like that guy Syphillis
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Aidan McGlynn @aidanmcglynn.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"How Your Email Finds Me" - Carlton Alfred Smith (1853-1946)
Carlton Alfred Smith's 1888 painting 'Recalling the Past', showing an apparently young woman in a pink dress and white apron sitting at a fold-down writing desk. She is turned away from the desk, and has her face resting on her arm which is turn resting on the back of her chair.
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Battery anxiety is the great equalizer
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
You give them a finger and they take the whole ladies
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Hugs to everyone who is also dreading Monday morning
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My Imaginary Brooklyn @myimaginarybrklyn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Kay Nielsen, 1930. #illustration #KayNielsen
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I am finally ready to reply to unanswered texts. What a time to be alive.
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I'm actually able to sit down and read for the first time in over a month 😭
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I'm now listening to Three Doors Down, Good Charlotte, Alter Bridge, RHCP and Trapt oh my god I want to be 16 again 😭
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Slipknot came up in a conversation with a colleague today and I'm now listening to Duality on loop
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
happy weekend, fellow gremlins
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Beauty of Armenian JAZZ | Music you need to experience
YouTube video by Don't Copy, Steal
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Demands investigation from whom? The United Federation of Planets?
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The only thing keeping me grounded this year is the ability to sleep 8 hours a day no matter what shitstorm is brewing around me. I consider this a personal win.
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Help my post on LinkedIn accidentally went viral
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Some of the many types of Nosferatu Brightens a room - Lampire Nigerian prince - Scampire Cleans the silverware - You rang?pire Unpleasantly moist - Dampire Cuts you up on a roundabout - vanpire Positive attitude - Yes We Canpire Gives a comical smack - Whampire Fashionably Italian - Milanpire
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Yo girl is running a fever yay (since she hates marathons)
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asawari @asawari.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's so good to do absolutely nothing this weekend for once
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