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Adam Salsman

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if I had "Orinoco Flow" money I too would disappear to a castle and you'd never see me on the internet again
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn’t feel it either before it launched. But hot damn. I haven’t seen the last episode yet, but they’ve gone 7 for 7 with me. Absolutely cooked.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d never seen a woman driving a cybertruck. Before today, at least. I’m saddened by this.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The hall & Oates tune “i can’t go for that” is a better version of meatloaf’s “I would do anything for love”
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Firestorm Books @firestorm.coop · 29/09/2026
NPR giving fascism the neutral journalism gloss, exhibit #98765
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Can parents opt their children out of a transgender teacher’s class? Here’s what courts say
Parents who want to take their children out of a transgender teacher's class at a Wake County elementary school say they weren't given the option — and they're arguing it's their right. They cite rece...
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Awwwww man newschannel9.com/news/local/c...
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Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FUCK that’s so much better!
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just know that the man driving this truck has never made a woman climax.
An unhinged bumper sticker buffet on the tailgate of a black frontier truck. Includes seven animated bunnies in sports pinup style, “liberty” spelled out with various images, including a handgun, the Statue of Liberty, the gadson snake, and more. There’s also an American flag and lgbt with various gun iconography above it.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The eldest is pretending to make an apple pie and they decided to add raisins. I’m sorry to say my kids are white white 🤣
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Season’s first bourbon is mmm-mmmmm good
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s one gallon of diesel, Michael. What could it cost?
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had to bust out the “per my previous email” with the daycare admins. Daddy does not like repeating himself in writing to multiple people.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s hard to start looking through old photos of the last year in preparation for making my spouse a video because that 12 month period really starts with Christmas Eve (pictured), and that’s when my boy got sick and left us real quick. He was the best boy.
Calvin the black and tan coonhound rest on a carpet on Christmas even. In front of him is a yellow stain on the carpet. Presents lay all behind him. He was resting peacefully in this moment.
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WelcomeToDot @welcometodot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe you don't see the logical connection between socialism and safe bike lanes as well as pedestrian infrastructure for everyone but the right wing certainly does so I think we should just stop trying to reason with them and run with it.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It me
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Man Shows Empty Pockets
Alt: Gif of s person showing Empty Pockets
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oof, that first “second child in daycare” bill just dropped.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Deeply depressed by wildly unsurprised
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, Kraft is DESPERATE desperate.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The @apnews.com ran this nonsense piece pretending that Dems have given “unflinching” support to trans folks and my god, what a crock of shit. The Democratic Party loves to find anyway possible to throw the trans community out of their bus. apnews.com/article/tran...
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Stephanie @stephaniesb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We’ve hit the point in the year where you get to experience all 4 seasons within one day.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some Peter Boyle looking motherfucker just asked if I was no-longer-a-toddler’s grandfather. So I’ve joined the old people club, I guess.
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Aurelius Raines II (He/Him) @aureliusr2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For younger people who were not there... Know that this country did not come together after 9/11. They went after every brown skinned person they could. Americans didn't know the difference between a Arab and a Sikh. We perpetrated and tolerated violence and misinformation on these people.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look, I’m halfway through the latest episode of strange new worlds, and this one fucking cooks. This is such an amazing Q episode. I will never understand the audience’s hatred of thing it professes to love. This is so over the top wonderful.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You just know that man lined up to buy every release of leisure suit Larry
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This episode did some heavy lifting with puppets to create a farsical look at the lengths a half-Vulcan/half-human mind would go to before recognizing burnout and asking for help. It’s far from a perfect episode, ABSOLUTELY, but to say it had no substance feels dismissive.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Let me being clear: I’m ride or die for @seanferrick.bsky.social. He’s a kind, gentle soul who looks for the best in the world and I envy his strength in that conviction. But my boy really lost me for a moment by saying there was “no substance to this episode.” (Cont’d)
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 02/09/2026
MOULTON? MORE LIKE NOPETON
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And don’t forget haverhill -> HAYVER-hill!
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ok. Ed won the primary. On to November and then he and MassDems better start fucking building an actual bench of progressives.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Steve chose violence by calling out The Chest.
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Paul @pawlbologna.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seth Moulton wanted a debate over trans rights and he got one.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fuck @sethmoulton.bsky.social, great job haunting his raggedy ass out of this primary, friends!
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I do not accept that your kiddo is almost 13. No. That’s too many years.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tomorrow is my eldest’s 3rd birthday. I am not ok with this.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wut
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Socrates Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So someone at work asked does Lightning McQueen need auto insurance or health insurance and this is really bothering me.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When you’re sitting in Panera because the kiddo wants special breakfast and the kate bush drops on the PA
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Kate Bush Hammer Horror
Alt: Kate Bush dancing from a music video
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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · 24/08/2026
-Jenna
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I miss when these demons at least tried to hide their racism. We had to work a little to prove it. Now, they wear their racism on their sleeves and no one believes they are racist.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/08/2026
1. keep yelling about how awful Rowling is and what people are supporting by signing onto this show, it’s working 2. suddenly don’t feel so bad for harington not having much success post-GoT
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The hiro storyline of going back and time and closing the time loop to create the mythological hero he needed when he was younger is clutch comic book, and i dig it on rewatch. The rest? Big oof. And I’m taxing my brain to remember s3 and s4 and I really have nothing either 😂
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dear Salem and all of Massachusetts, really: This is a good reminder of what to do to @moulton.house.gov Art by @liberaljane.bsky.social
Art by Liberal Jane features a ghost wearing a black jacket with sundry buttons that read “she/they,” a trans flag button, and one that reads “punks respect pronouns.” Major text of the image reads “Haunt your local transphobe.”
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My gods, season 2 is a hot mess so far. There was no plan for season 2 other than a thinly veiled Legacy Virus (from the X-men) storyline and Hiro goes to feudal Japan. Everything else so far feels wildly pulled out of their asses moments before filming. And even those “planned” storylines are… yeah
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So I finished season 1 finally. They had a clear plan and story, certainly packed some filler in, but what comic book doesn’t, and they told a superbly great serialized story. Season 1 is actually as good as I remember. A real high water mark. HOWEVER
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My kid playing pretend restaurant at the park: “Daddy, you need money!” Bluesky, capitalism has found my toddler.
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Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ai goo could never
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh man. The first Chris Eccleston episode also has George Takei. Holy sci fi royalty episode, Batman
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I JUST realized that there were… 4 seasons of heroes. What?! I really thought it ran for two seasons. Oof.
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Adam Salsman @asalsman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I forgot about Chris Eccleston showing up. Post-Dr Who and he still kind of exudes 9th Doctor vibes.
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