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Arvo Färt

@arvofart.bsky.social
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award-losing composer | lapsed saxophonist | please commission me to write a Hellraiser opera | he/him linktr.ee/aidanramsay

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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This shit does not fly in 2026. Epstein’s associates knew what he was. Every single person who willingly associated with him should be held accountable for that, even if they didn’t participate in his crimes
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Any politician who doesn’t swear to prosecute every associate of Jeffrey Epstein to the furthest possible limit of their abilities as a legislator isn’t worth taking seriously and has no place in the government
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 31/01/2026
pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Things in this country are so dire that it’s got my anti-firearm, lifelong democrat mom talking about buying a gun
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
hell yeah Stacy!!
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024. If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Rich people don’t deserve human rights
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Everyone involved in advertising should instead pick up a more rewarding career, like carpentry and millwork. Reject ads, embrace adze
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
President Xi, our oil-rich nation yearns for liberation
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
old man yuri would be a great name for a russian grandpa
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Explaining medieval German politics to an American: ok, so imagine a Burgher
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
People on this website are simply too pretentious and elitist to acknowledge the deep anti-imperialist themes present in Barney and Friends. Y’all have some growing up to do smdh 😔
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Zohran Mamdani has initiated Shakira Law. Anyone whose hips are caught lying will be summarily executed without trial.
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Got fired from my job as an anesthesiologist. They asked if I can set up an IV and I said “depends on what inversion it’s in”
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Went on a little hike
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
My zoomer friend suggested we go to a gay bar together but I didn’t realize he just meant a really stupid bar
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
People in 2016 often said that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were basically the same, but that’s simply not true. Hillary never gave Bill Clinton a beej
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Donald Trump died the way he lived: sucking Bill Clinton’s dick
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Dad brought over his new kitten. Her name is Lulu and she is barely the size of one peanut. She is the smallest creature who ever lived. I will die for her
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I’m looking for suggestions for restaurants in San Francisco. My mom’s scheduled to have surgery there this month, and I’m in charge of finding some fun stuff to do to keep her mind off things. We’ve budgeted for this, but obviously we don’t really have Michelin star money lol
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I have genuinely never seen a cat sit like this
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
To be honest, Jacques, I don’t actually feel very strongly about snakes at all
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
She belongs in a museum
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Taking a brief sojourn from Wilburposting to obnoxiously photograph my girlfriend’s cats
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
BREAKING NEWS:
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Maybe this site has the juice after all
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
They’re calling him the comfiest boy who ever lived
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
he broods
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Good Boy (2025), dir. Ben Leonberg
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
look at himb
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The Boomers had The Byrds. Gen X had Swans. Millennials had Andrew Bird. Zoomers had Geese. George Lucas was right: it’s just like poetry. It rhymes
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
All the hot startups are removing the vowels from their company names, so I’m thrilled to announce my new app for daily abdominal exercises, ABDL
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The year is 2003. I walk into the Microsoft offices with utter conviction as I write a single phrase on the white board in front of me: AGE OF VAMPIRES. I am immediately fired, because I am ten years old
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
ONLINE LEFTIST ROASTS CONSERVATIVE SOUP BONES
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
A good witch’ll do that!
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
actually the top’s not doing so great
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
“Resister circuit?” I say, chuckling softly. “I hardly even know her circuit!” I am shot four hundred times in the chest
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Behind every powerful butthole joke is a woman
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Target’s new pride catalog has been expanded to include straight guys who went to art school
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The key to future Democratic victory is this guy giving me his social security number
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Dicknic at Banging Cock: a film by Peter Queer
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It is my firm and unyielding belief that Jai Courtney’s parents actually named him Jay Courtney but they were so chronically Australian that their doctor misspelled it phonetically
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I Goon on Your Grave
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Just once, I wish the journalists hired to write this nonsense had the guts to do their jobs and look these people in the eyes to ask them what, exactly, they thought “mass deportations now” meant
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Mia Goth’s even posher, much more proper sister, Iama Goth
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
happy cishet shame month
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Arvo Färt @arvofart.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Just saw the girl of my dreams. She had no eyes and her nostrils beheld a great void and she was followed by a hundred thousand flies and a sheet of blood and she told me the hour and day of my death and also my high school principal was there for some reason
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