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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I could repost one of these almost everyday and I can definitely say today and everyday that America is not ready for reckoning with the reality of ICE when it comes out. What I’m most terrified to think is the level of dissociation MAGA has proved capable of. And they might be able to ignore it
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The US population in general, and the still-core leadership Democrats, are not remotely ready to deal with this, and specifically the perpetrators, head on
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuck that’s good
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Me standing in the middle of all the “centrist” freak out / chaos takes since Michigan
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Syril Karn Ghorman
ALT: Syril Karn Ghorman
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Frank Costanza: I'm Back Baby!
ALT: Frank Costanza: I'm Back Baby!
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I hope Hell exists. And for these Republicans and their Media backers, it’s a Promethean cycle of dying every day from COVID before respawning and suffering through it again, for eternity. And in the last moments of each day they will look up to Fauci and scream "Save Us!“… and he will whisper "No“
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Americans took the wrong conclusion from Erin Brockovich. It’s not to be taken as a scrappy story about the power of the Little Guy but should be a warning about how the system is entirely set up for Ask-for-forgiveness-not-permission business strategy.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Every time I see Marco now I have to ask, which is the real marco? Was he always an authoritarian asshat, just with no power and constant tripping over his own tie? Or is he a truly a bumbling dweeb trying to go full-method in his new fascist role?
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Marco Rubio Drinks Water
ALT: Marco Rubio Drinks Water
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Harvard come get your boy. Again.
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turgut keskintürk @tkeskinturk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
data visualization is my passion.
fox news showing weekly temperatures: 92, 92, 92, 94, 94, 92, 92, with a very strong gap between 94 and 92.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is what happens when you elect someone that legitimately loves the people and place they represent
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Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I hereby declare that Rudy Giuliani be stripped of the title "America's Mayor" for multiple reasons and nominate Zohan Mamdani
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The news all day tenor.com/sw0udbDCbe9....
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Dear Apple, unless you’re spending a majority of WWDC apologizing for the last year of Liquid Ass, I don’t care.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Running around the house with 2 SuperSoakers™ full of Dawn solution mowing down box elder bug colonies screaming “I’m doing my part”
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Aaaaahahhwhahwhahahahwhwhwhahahhhhhaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahha……bwwwwaaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahaha
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Posting pictures of Nuremberg from now until the elections for no particular reason
Eiskalt Ersnt Kaltenbrunner nach Nuremberg
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I look forward to the shock of what true weaponization will look like when the tables turn. Because unlike the current situation where only Trump’s personal enemies get targeted, soon *all* of Trump’s lackeys will be decimated. And I will be voting for that. Straight Nuremberg ticket
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
There’s a special place in hell for engineers and mgrs who cheap out on appliance parts, which assuredly break in obscenely short amounts of time, and cause $20K worth of water damage on that $2.25 parts savings.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Both Polymarket and kalshi reached out to pay me to put their ads in my newsletters in the last month. Told both to fuck off, obviously. But I bring it up because it seems like the only way to make $ right now is to work for some entity destroying society in a race to the bottom. It fucking sucks.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I honestly don’t believe Trump has any conception of the World Cup trophy level celebration that will spontaneous erupt when it’s his turn.
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
ChatGPT? If I wanted an app to make me kill myself I’d open LinkedIn.
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Reggie Gusse @reggiegusse.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Their definition of "bad times" was seeing mixed-race families in Cheerios commercials, so they thought they were the strong men emerging from those bad times
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It’s hard not to feel a little flash of hope that we’re about to see a sea change in the American political milieu. Perhaps the first positive “once in a century” event for the now-pushing-50, may-you-live-in-interesting-times, cursed millennials
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
thinking about the voters who intentionally did this to me and the newspaper articles that were published encouraging me to see their point of view
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Couldn’t afford this scene now
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a man in a gas mask is spraying another man with a hose .
Alt: Tommy boy dances to “I’m so Excited” While getting sprayed with a gas pump hose
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 08/03/2026
Read our analysis of the video showing a US Tomahawk missile strike next to Girls’ School in Iran on February 28 here: www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...
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Video Shows US Tomahawk Missile Strike Next to Girls’ School in Iran - bellingcat
New video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footag...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/03/2026
Commentary: I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
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I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after little ones is a lot of work, and sometimes you just need a moment to breathe. So you plop y...
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
One. Fucking. Year.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Former Middle East adviser at the US Department of Defense, Jasmine El-Gamal, has it exactly right.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Very well stated. Swalwell seems to be on this path. But who else?
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hey can we do the Anthropic thing to Apple until they get rid of Liquid Glass?
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Clammy Sammy needs to watch Robocop
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"First they came for the Trans community…“ Fuck everyone who scolded us for calling Fascism throughout 2024
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Remember ladies, sexual assault is OK with the GOP unless there’s a supermajority.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Guys, Larry Summers is 71. He’s been a recognizable name in Economics since before I was in college. Let alone grad school. He was Treasury Secretary under Clinton. "Stepping back“ from public life is not a sacrifice or punishment. It’s retirement. And a richly funded retirement at that.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Hey Apple. If your shitty delayed updates for your catastrophically bad 26 OSes could stop logging every account out of every device in your ecosystem, I might stop posting screenshots of every visual problem or bug I find.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Ground beef is more expensive per pound than the federal minimum wage, but the FBI director—one of the two key figures monkeying with the Epstein Files—gets a private plane to party in the Olympic Locker room. 👍
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Pam Bondi leveling up her Trump-Saiyan
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Every single day I'm shocked anew that Apple released macOS 26 Tahoe. What. The. Fuck.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
There was a guy who was a frequent guest of a neighbor who, during the 2016 election, covered the entire rear window of his BMW M5 Touring station wagon with huge a "Kill Your Local Pedophile" sticker. Definitely a Trump state but not a "truck flags" neighborhood. I wonder how he's doing now.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
May your rest be unbedeviled by meetings.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Jesus Christ. The "pivot" lasted about 15 minutes. Arresting a black journalist under the Ku Klux Klan Act for covering a pro-immigration protest at a Christian nationalist church led by an ICE officer is the perfect encapsulation of this administration's authoritarianism, racism, and trolling.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Are we great again yet?
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The same media that pilloried Kamala for a week for calling out obvious—especially emphasized now—fascists, making a drama where there was none, will drop Trump drama wholly and completely for a new topic even when absolutely nothing about the original situation resolved.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
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Artie @artielazarus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
@tinabrownlm.bsky.social Is this still good business? Savvy Weiss?
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