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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People sometimes get confused by Gehenna, and imagine hell as a physical place of fire, but that's just metaphor. Hell is a metaphysical concept of your soul simply being cut off from God. No love, no kindness, no happiness, an eternity of loneliness. Anyway, here's to Jim Bakker feeling lonely.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Suicide prevention PSA called "Dunston Checks Out"
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't like to get my hopes up but I sincerely think we might get here in 2026
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giving a handjob and pressing your thumb against the tip like it’s a Champaign bottle and spraying cum on a winning football team.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's two models of bike helmet: expensive and embarrassing
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone who says it's expensive to live in Europe should try getting any medical care other than a fucking checkup. I'm paying $200 god damned dollars on a 30 day supply of fucking Ritalin man
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Asking my wife a 2AM if I’m worthy of love.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People are always interviewing Trump voters about this or that but I genuinely want an interview with a Harris/Collins voter.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Im gonna call him Kody Funderberk!”
Greg from Over the Garden Wall with his frog he keeps renaming
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nederlands Denken
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A key aspect of Cliff in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is that he’s talented and good looking but a loser. The fight with Bruce Lee is good because it’s two guys being dicks to each other until he loses his job. Making him cool and successful doesn’t seem like it would work.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Something weird that isn't a joke or even particularly funny is that I used to like America a lot and now I don't. I used eye-roll when people talked about the evil of American Imperialism, but now we have the most evil man on Earth in charge and it makes me hate this place.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the kind of shit you see on Mary Trump's wikipedia page.
Guardian Headline "The cat that fought Mussolini: how the Wulz photography sisters weaponized the family pet"
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reporting on Roblox really is the most depressing. kotaku.com/roblox-legal... Parents, please don't let your kids near this thing.
kotaku.com
Roblox Sinks To New Low Over Dead 13-Year-Old's Legal Case
The corporation claims a child waived all rights because she clicked 'agree' at 8 years old
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think it's fun that Family Guy fans are really woke now.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
must’ve been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you’re dating a bartender who’s a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like “you’re not gonna believe how ugly this guy is”
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@jordanmorris.bsky.social Also I used to sing this song to myself around my house but I didn't know the lyrics so I just sang the lyrics of Toura Loura Loura youtu.be/iIGiHxklK38?...
youtu.be
Spirit of Africa
YouTube video by Lebo M. - Topic
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@jordanmorris.bsky.social My VHS copy of Congo had an ad for the point and click adventure game that they made and released based on the movie (This was the height of Cyan World's popularity). www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn_Q...
youtube.com
Congo The Movie - Descent into Zinj (Windows game 1995)
YouTube video by The Rarest Gamer
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
a brief aside about “the move”
(this comic described in the preceding posts)
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pseudonym Jones also produced my favorite comic of the last 10 years that is, as far as I am concerned, canonically about my daughter www.instagram.com/p/C4Odqc0xJF...
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A Serious Man remake but it's the Benny Safdie Agamemnon
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ken Martin asked the Bulwark if they knew anyone who could help out.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You can't always live your truth and there's no better example for me than the fact I didn't short SpaceX stock.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think culture loses more than it gains when it sheds works of prior generations. Fascinating minor works of all sorts are forgotten and never really regained. On the other hand I haven't had to hear about Jim Morrison in YEARS at this point so it has upsides and downsides.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My personal Mitch McConnell guess is Locked-In Syndrome
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
With the somewhat notable exception of Geert Wilders and a Monarchy the Dutch are great actually.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Dutch equivalent of Cass, (except it’s a proper scientific review not pseudoscientific drivel like Cass) has wholeheartedly endorsed puberty-blockers and full gender affirming care for young trans people.
erininthemorning.com
Landmark Official Dutch Review Recommends Trans Youth Care, Call For Expanding Treatment
The review finds that wait times must be shortened, that few people detransition, and that trans youth care has enormous benefits.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not popular in my cohort but like 70% of these people would be in a much better place if they were just Methodist.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I wish I had John Carpenter's career but only so that I could also smoke weed every day and just sort of bum around.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
For my money, the funniest pre-trump "This guy is finished" thing that wouldn't even register now is George Allen. Guy said a slur you need to be Brazilian to have heard before and lost a Republican primary over it.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's very funny that Trump fucked the vibes this bad.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I volunteered at my church fireworks tent so here’s a bunch of fireworks logos and names that I think would make good weed strains
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
America is joining together to do what it does best (complain that things are rigged against them)
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
One of these days I’m going to die smiling as a pedestrian scolding a car for violating my right of way
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“PEPUS”
A package of mussels in pickled sauce. The brand is “PEPUS”
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not sure I can do “main characters” on this app. Just weird little posts that are funny due to brain damage please.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I kind of don't like that young Swan Boy has the exact taste in books and reading posture as my son.
an 8-10 year old swan boy reading D'Aularies Book of Greek Myths on the floor in a t-shirt and shorts.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The CANES winning the Stanley Cup? More like ICE hockey
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The list ending with “straight” really kicks like a mule
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Kinda crazy that Texas Republicans nominated the Warden from Shawshank Redemption for a senate senate.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I’m on here because every funny person I followed on Twitter moved to here. There’s literally two people left on Twitter I read.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Kind of impressive if I’m being honest
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Having an existential crisis about if it’s worse for North Carolina or Nevada to have a Stanley Cup team.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Haven’t been suicidal in a while so I’m actually glad my landlord says I owe him €13,000 after we move out. Keeps me humble.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
At least the Canes lost.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’m moving and found the most cursed t-shirt I’ve ever owned from being a campaign volunteer

A shirt that says “Nebraska for Hillary” with a state outline and a weird stripe pattern of Nebraska with her campaign logo in the middle. It’s jet black as if the wearer is pre-mourning her campaign
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It’s against God’s will for a southern state to win at Ice hockey. My sincerest hope is the Carolina Hurricanes lose so badly they form a suicide pact.
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arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social @arthurbarnhouse.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Stars vs Wild has been a hoot but it's a little depressing to watch these people fight tooth and nail to eventually lose 4-1 to the Avalanche.
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