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Frankenstein's Matthew

@arsonolace.bsky.social
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Amateur artist and writer. Slow reader. Movie enjoyer. Loves video games. And music's okay too. Big Hellboy fan. Loves animals (especially dogs, pigs, and cats). From MD, living in PA. he/him

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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Forgot I ordered 2 copies of the new @beetlemoses.bsky.social books when I thought the first order didn't go through. Ooooh well. Someone's getting a nice gift.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
post a meme made by you
McLeach from Rescuers Down Under holding Sasuke from Naruto against a wall with the quote "Did you eat one of my eggs? These are not Sasuke eggs!"
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pen on paper drawing of a serene mouse in the center of a heart
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah!
My dirty Dr. Pepper hat I wear to my job I hate
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A screenshot of Mike Muir in the Institutionalized music video from Suicidal Tendencies.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm just glad they finally started coming out with new flavors, I was getting bored with the same old ones.
Pumpkin Spice flavored Dude Wipes
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can't lose to fascists if we join the fascists
Kayode Ewumi grinning and pointing to his temple
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Legend of Zelda
Link from the Ocarina of Time remake The forest Spirit from Princess Mononoke about to do something weird to a plant just for fun
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A pen on paper drawing of a cockroach that has apparently hung itself.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A parody promo for Avengers Doomsday that reads "Doom
Avengers:
The
Dr.
Doom
Story"
In reference to the poorly titled Dahmer series from Netflix.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It ain't Ocean Spray, but here we go.
A hand dipping a fig newton into a glass of cranberry juice.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Gundam Fighter for Neo Canada was Lumber Gundam, or Grizzly Gundam in the English Dub. He dual-wielded axes and had beef with Neo Russia's Gundam pilot. The action figure came with a chainsaw but I don't remember him using it in the show. And it looks like a teddy bear.
Grizzly Gundam from Mobile Fighter G Gundam.

A brown and blue mecha with gold highlights, spiked shoulders, and a chest that slightly resembles a bear. Axes protrude from the outer wrists.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh wow, I did a painting based on this pic many years ago.
Painting of a raccoon on a green background.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Heathcliff the cat being beckoned by Cathy from the window to be let in from the cold, in reference to Wuthering Heights.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The dogs I get to meet at my job makes me happy.
A leonberger named Huckleberry A great Dane whose name I unfortunately can't remember
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The box of a cherry flavored supplement, featuring a Howdy Doody looking child holding up a fish.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pinocchio art
Ink on paper drawing of Pinocchio with strings. The words "Little Puppet Made Of Pine!" to his left. Ink on paper drawing of strings hanging down, blood dripping into a pool on the floor, next to bloody footsteps and a pair of scissors. The words "Ain't No Strings On Me!" stand alone.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Meal pick up at Goodwill" I watched a crow beat the shit out of a mouse and then carry it away the other day at Goodwill.
Pen on paper drawing of a crow with a mouse in their beak.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh wow. No joke I just bought this on VHS today at the thrift store.
A VHS copy of the film Mystery Men with a big sticker advertising a contest involving "Rent For Your Chance To Win!" which is unfortunately, most likely no longer going on.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Jimothy
A ink on paper drawing of Jimothy the short spine raccoon from Seattle.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just arrived today @geraldinepiche.bsky.social. Need to redo the framing but I was too excited.
4 illustrations of the Ninja turtles as designed by artist deeny. Each is based on a specific breed of turtle and wearing a nice suit. The illustrations are in a black frame.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm ready
Spongebob drawing, ink on paper
He is ready for the heat death of the universe, laughsl
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Blue pen on yellow paper drawing interpreting Officer Big Mac as a grotesque monster imprisoning someone in his massive mouth of cheese.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Rob Schneider is a roach! In a library poster to encourage reading.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Building not-Lego? Why not Zoidberg?
A Brickcraft model of Dr. John Zoidberg about to eat a delicious dumpster feast, sitting on a disorganized shelf.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Axolotl at work
A pen on paper drawing of an axolotl floating in an empty space, saying "How do you spell it? Um... well... X? No, Ax... Shit." In reference to me not knowing how to spell Axolotl.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Possum before bed.
A pen on paper drawing of an opossum hanging from its tail off a tree branch. Its forepaws are stretched apart and its head is facing out, with a little smile.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A parody of a Star Trek Voyager episode title reading "Somehow, Palpatine Returned"
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A parody of a Star Trek The Next Generation episode title reading "23180080249696"
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A parody of a Star Trek The Next Generation episode title reading "Holodeck Hijinks! Data Discovers The Novels Of Dick Marcinko"
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Parody Star Trek The Next Generation episode title reading "Uh Oh, It's A Dr Crusher Episode"
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A screenshot of an AI news article misidentifying Lee Harvey Oswald as Lee Majors
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Rip Ted Turner
A picture of actor John Glover as his character Daniel Clamp from Gremlins 2, who was an amalgam of Donald Trump and Ted Turner.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A cross between Immortan Joe from Mad Max Fury Road and Bobby from A Goofy Movie.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I have no mouth and I must smile in every bite.
A close up of an advertisement for a Ronald McDonald cookie. He has no mouth, nor eyes. Just a red gaping maw and two small voids
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I keep mine next to my toolbox of flashlights.
A battery caddy named Battery Daddy full of AAs. A tool box of flashlights
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm not the best artist but my brain turned it into this and I needed to exorcise this demon.
An amateur drawing of Mayor McCheese but as an octopus like abomination.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Shou Tucker, world's greatest father, loving husband, and friend to animals.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Not my picture, but the new Captain Crunch
Two boxes of Captain Crunch cereal next each other to compare the old design of the mascot (Captain Crunch) to the more recent design.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My new favorite hat arrived today. Thank you, The Onion!
30 something year old white male in a yellow t-shirt and pink SpongeBob Hawaiian shirt, wearing his new Brown hat. The hat declares, in Green lettering, "I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You"
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Why does my animal cracker penguin have nipples and a belly button?
An animal cracker penguin with holes where the nipples and belly button would be on a mammal between two fingers.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
A left hand holding a copy of the Sesame Street classic picture book: "the Monster at the end of this Book".
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
An Army of Darkness poster with R. Lee Ermy's head edited over Bruce Campbell.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
Poster for the animated movie Cats Don't Dance
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. The face of a man secure in the fact he has free health care. #resignfetterman
Senator John Fetterman with literal blood on his face to mirror the metaphorical blood on his hands.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
That'll do, Pig. That'll do.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
When the cookie hits just right.
A close up of a potentially home made Cookie Monster statue with big, googly eyes.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Some fun finds at the thrift store today.
Three, potentially home made, statues of the Sesame Street characters Big Bird, Grover, and Cookie Monster.
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Me, when I tell people I'm okay.
A utility pole that's been broken on the bottom, and has "ok" spray painted in green on it
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Frankenstein's Matthew @arsonolace.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I have a mini, alternatively colored version of that.
A mini Japanese poster for the movie Army of Darkness.
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