Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 43mAuburn Jesus lying in the dark, thinking Ricky Gervais makes a lot of solid points about religion. 000 0
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 15/10/2026And 90% of what they sell now is squishy toys and $15 glitter pens 020 2
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The only way you can improve on ‘disappered into thin air 90 years ago’ is definitely ‘crash landed on crab island’ 0110 11
Reposted by Willie Nelson ReillyLuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 12/10/2026if the lead singer looks like this, you’re about to die in that pit 1313923 139
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You just made me imagine an alternate 1992 where hordes of youtube videos break down how Linda Hamilton cant possibly be a biological female because of how she racks that shotgun in Terminator 2 one-armed. 020 2
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In the setting sun, Mr Pig is using Lowly Worm like a golf club, trying to squeeze in 3 more holes and 8 more beers before going home to smack the shit out of Pig Wont. 080 8
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sorry man, he just posted a Sick Boy appreciation video. 000 0
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pretty sure it’s this Salon dealweb.archive.orgAEW wrestler Pac's death exposes pro wrestling's labor problemPro wrestling turns the precarity of American gig workers into a glorious spectacle 020 2
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My favorite is still getting San Diego Padres ticket emails, despite only visiting their stadium once for a concert while traveling for work a decade ago. 010 1
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It certainly doesnt help that as they age they look more and more like a muppet polycule. 010 1
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I bet a local HS or Community College with a media program would absolutely let you teach a class on podcasting biz 120 2
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“My child, when you looked down at the sand and saw only one set of footprints, it’s because I was holed up somewhere with dysentery.” 0100 10
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Stop giving Robert & Dean DeLeo free ideas 000 0
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeah, a junior partner at Deloitte Accounting. 070 7
Reposted by Willie Nelson ReillyRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11768681651 6.9K
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comJurassic Park: Clever Girl!Alt: Jurassic Park: Clever Girl! 030 3
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Vince would gladly tell you every bit of wrestling was fake as long you believe the backstory he created for Doink the Clown. JR believed Doink should legit live in a big top to protect his gimmick, but also reallly wanted you to know Matt Borne once scored 4 TD’s in one high school football game. 010 1
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mantaur and Bastion Booger were the first two I thought of when I started the joke, but their wikipedias were woefully light on Early Life details 000 0
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026JR being around for that transition out of the cartoon gimmick era was always hilarious. “FROM THE DEEEEPEST DARRRRKEST VOODOO SWAMPS OF THE BAYOU COMES PAPA SHANNNNNGO” “One hell of a defensive end for the Nevada Wolfpack, Vince. 6’6, 330, played alongside Brock Marion of the Dallas Cowboys.” 0363 36
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This works even more when you notice that pre-HC cleanup Pete Golding has a distinct Sammy Hagar vibe. 1111 11
Reposted by Willie Nelson ReillyGummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Replacements’ “Tim” was released on this date in 1985. 17213 72
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Unfortunately ‘Superman that post’ was too long with the early character limits. 010 1
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The whale swallows Rose’s necklace from the wreck of the Titanic. We’ll get James Cameron to direct, kick off the Titaniverse. 020 2
Reposted by Willie Nelson ReillyStereogum @stereogum.com · 17/09/2026Cake’s ’Fashion Nugget’ came out 30 years ago today 💿 59818 98
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh he’s on that Mr Burns X-Files cocktailstatic.klipy.comSimpsons: Mr. Burns Glowing GreenALT: Simpsons: Mr. Burns Glowing Green 050 5
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Both leave you wanting more after an hour or so 150 5
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve been trying to decide if it’s crazier that Ed Sheeran is big enough to do a stadium tour in 2026, or that Macklemore is big enough to be a stadium tour opener in 2026, and I’m kinda leaning toward the latter? 010 1
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Gotta photoshop that to him eating the saddest Smoky Bones takeout bbq you’ve ever seen. 000 0
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026🎵I’ve been waitin’ all day for Monday… and Wednesday… and Friday… and sometimes Saturday and/or Sunday Nights🎵 032 3
Reposted by Willie Nelson ReillyIan Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 111116222812 11.6K
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I instinctively heard ‘Divorce Me Hot Pockets’ in Andy Samberg’s rasta voice 000 0
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 09/09/2026And yet it’s Giancarlo Stanton who looks like Jack Reacher going undercover in a baseball dugout. 011 1
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026He doesnt think of you as human He doesnt think of you at all He keeps his mind on the money 021 2
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Fun pro tips like dont start with 20 clowns in a VW Beetle, start with a U-Haul and taper down from there. 010 1
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Rocky IV and Rambo II both came out in 1985. Stallone ended the Cold War and retroactively won the Vietnam War* in the same damn year. He did not in fact, win Vietnam* 160 6
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The best part is the more you try to explain, the crazier you sound. “No, really! The viking woman on the bus sang to me and told me who to call.” 040 4
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comGoodfellas - Man on PhoneALT: Goodfellas - Man on Phone 21131 113
Willie Nelson Reilly @arriagaii.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Surely it will negatively effect a contender’s strength of schedule down the road 000 0
Reposted by Willie Nelson ReillyShaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026if you say yinz without having pooped in an open air basement toilet you're doing stolen valor 613716 137
