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Arran Haynes

@arranhaynes.bsky.social
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Voice Artist. Democrat. I'd like you to do us a favor though. I’ve decided that I should be on the pardon list.

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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 8h
lol nah
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 14h
Call me a dinosaur, but I loathe video. There could not be a slower method to getting information across than a video of someone walking, constantly pausing to remind us to like & subscribe, to eventually get out their witty comment. Just type it and move on.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 14h
I'll bite, why would there be controversy about the color of a phone? Do they use Smurf blood to get it maroon or something?
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yabut, what's she wearing in this scenario?
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I carrot think of who would do such a thing.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, they certainly don't act like they're hung.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
** making plans to vent your skin **
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That they feel comfortable enough to put this in a text is incredibly jarring. Dipshit cops like him certainly say stuff like this regularly, but putting it in writing is a deeper level of depravity.
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Louise @bombaycrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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TPM @talkingpointsmemo.com · 08/10/2026
Trump Admin Gears Up for Post-Midterm Crackdown on Abortion Drug
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Trump Admin Gears Up for Post-Midterm Crackdown on Abortion Drug
A Calculated Delay The Trump Justice Department has mapped out its coming...
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are you fucking kidding me? The incredibly anti-LGBTQ+ rhetoric on constant blast from the White House, MAGA, and all their emboldened bigots just never crossed your mind as a possible cause...at all? Not sending my kids to that prof's school.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They look like the only two guys to return from the group camping trip.
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Indivisible Bangor @indivisiblebangor.org · 07/10/2026
The rural health transformation fund is quintessential Susan Collins. She wants credit for an inadequate fix to a problem she helped to create. And then that inadequate fix becomes even worse because of the Trump officials she voted for #mepolitics
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beyond horrific. No words. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congres...
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know what you're saying, but I don't think Nick was very fond of communists either.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Daaaaamn Meme: Ice Cube & Chris Tucker
Alt: Daaaaamn Meme: Ice Cube & Chris Tucker
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💯
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For an outfit filled with people whose writing I sincerely enjoy, this is the worst headline imaginable for this story. Characterization matters. "Overhauled the federal workforce" and "slashed government spending" are words that are typically imbued with positivity. Use some adjectives PLEASE.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Oh No. Not Again!
Alt: Oh No. Not Again!
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I never notice when it goes long, but I always know when it feels short.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, not Detective Chimp.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Plas, Elongated Man, the guy from the Legion who turns into a bouncing ball.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is James Talarico’s opponent. It shouldn’t be a close race at all….
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
...The Pedif File.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yet still incorrect. The answer is "illegal."
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big if true.🤞
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is soooo ssslllooooowwww.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think the true story here is the revisions. July was -23k jobs, then revised to +21k, and now to -10k. WTF is that? August went from +162k to +133k. They are either doing a terrible job or doing the exact job they need to -- getting the headline w/release & then getting closer to the truth later.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Titanic: Old Rose Says 'It's Been 84 Years'
Alt: Titanic: Old Rose Says 'It's Been 84 Years'
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Broken clocks.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks more like Gavin than Trump.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude hasn't been that thin since the 70's. And look how cartoonishly large his hands are! 😆 Insecure much?
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'll take it. Accidental journalism is still journalism. I'm sure they won't let that happen again.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
Shocker. The Trump admin’s story doesn’t match reality. not even close. Trump on Mesabi Metallics’ proposed $15 BILLION steel plant in Lee County, Iowa: “They’ve already started building.” REALITY: No permits, disclosed site, or major land purchase. Financial incentives still unresolved.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kaitlyn Clark
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Daddy let him wear his suit? And who folds a sports coat?
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See, O'Donnell is up against Golden Girls on METV. What am I going to do??
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 29/09/2026
Google Maps images show scale of Israel's destruction of Gaza, where more than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed.
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Satellite images show Gaza in ruins three years into Israel's genocidal war
Google Maps images show scale of Israel's destruction of Gaza, where more than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kelso Reacts with 'BURN!'
Alt: Kelso Reacts with 'BURN!'
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love this woman. Chuck Schumer, you need to wake your ass up and realize you got an actual boss running for the Senate in Florida. Send her campaign more money immediately.
Tweet from Florida State Rep. Angie Nixon: “Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR”
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Simpsons Simpsons
Alt: Nelson from The Simpsons giving Milhouse van Houten a solid HAA HAA!
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"After you cross, you're going to get a quick survey texted to you. Please fill it out since it helps us get paid. Kthxbye"
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leave?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/09/2026
Democrats vs. Republicans in a nutshell. This absolutely nails it.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Crap. Forgot to watch it tonight. 😭
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not trying to defend this senselessness, but they weren't fired, they were demoted and transfered from WFO to HQ. Still, it unnecessarily messes with their lives and future retirement.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love it! Saw it on broadcast TV recently and showed it to my kids. They were...underwhelmed. But they're uncultured on the ways of 60's hijinx comedies.
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Arran Haynes @arranhaynes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agreed. I'd never heard of him before - still have no idea who he is because I have actively refused to find out.
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