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30+ year old who is just a bunch of memes and weasels shoved into a trenchcoat. Also a multi-fandom dumpster fire 🗑️🔥 archiveofourown.org/users/armyoftoa…

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rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 12h
Happy Octorber 🎃
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 8h
giving your knight a swordjob pt 2 🗡️💦 — 🔞 #nsfwart #nsfwoc
Second page of a short comic of Prince Mattias fondling and jacking of his Knight Emil's sword hilt. 

Panel 1 is from the point of view of Emil looking down at Mattias sliding his hands up and down the hilt of his sword like it's his cock. A cut in of Emil's blushing wide eyes is shown in reaction as he sweats.

Panel 2 shows Mattias peering up and leaning closer towards Knight Emil's face as he smiles innocently. Emil asks again "M-my sword—?! Matti—" Mattias finally speaks up and innocently says "Hmm?~"  Emil starts to tremble and sweat more as he mumbles "M-mm"

Panel 3 is a close up of Emil's blushing and sweating face. He is overwhelmed and quietly moans an "A-ahh.." 

Panel 4 is Mattias' reaction to seeing Emil's blushing face. Mattias drools and stares with big sparkly heart eyes as his pervert meter visibly and rapidly rises towards its full capacity.
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
pumpkin spice 🎃
[ocs] pat fucking henry in a pumpkin patch; henry is looking over his shoulder nervously, as if worried they'll be caught
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Momo @linecrosser.bsky.social · 16h
#whumptober 2026 - Day 1 - Sacrificial Lamb Young Yue Qingyuan being forced to fight the heavenly demon Tianlang-jun.
Digital drawing of Yue Qingyuan, Tianlan-jun and Zhuzhi-lang from Scum Villain. A young Yue Qingyuan is facing the two demons Tianlang-jun and Zhuzhi-lang in battle. Tianlang-jun is standing on an outcropping of rocks, and Zhuzhi-lang is in his snake-form, winding around the rocks. Tianlang-jun does a dramatic T-Pose and his hands are glowing red. He is ready to fight. Yue Qingyuan is striding towards them, his sword fully drawn and glowing with an intense light.
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Magabet | Tiddy enthusiast 🇦🇷 @magabet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Biiig stretch #LiuQingge ⁠#SVSSS #MyArt
Tigertaur Liu Qingge doing a big stretch. His butt is up high in optimal position for pats and his face is squished between his arms.
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ɴᴏʏᴜ @noyuu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#宾权 #八仙 #AllWishesComeTrue 🧧
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lay it all down
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koba @ GWF 304 @kobacake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some binquan for a friend's bday gift 🌧️ 🎨 | #八仙 #allwishescometrue #binquan
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Fukkatsu (cmm-open) @fukkatsu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dracula❤️🦇 #Castlevania #Dracula
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Disobedient ghost...
Calamity!Xie Lian strangling Wu Ming with one hand. He has dark circles under his eyes and looks angry. He's crowding wu ming, their lips almost touching (their masks are out of the way). Wu Ming is blushing, his lips are parted, and his red eye is looking at Xie Lian's mouth.
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The snails They destroyed their cage Yes YES The snails are out
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抹茶桜🍵🌸 @matchasakura2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#八仙
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isa 🔞 LBX 430 @babeyxiao.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rlly stupid satokyo doodle
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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RCD 🔞 Commissions CLOSED @chamberdream.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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sweatingprofusely.bsky.social @sweatingprofusely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Artur has the best (or worst) luck in finding the kinky bastards who'll tie him up at the slightest provocation.
Artur, nude, hairy and sweaty as always, in a very poor poorly drawn shibari. Face down booty up pose. His arms are bound down his back, ankles attached to wrists, two loops of rope passing between his legs to attach back to the ropes harnessing his chest.
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rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The King's Jester 🍆
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🗻🦤 @inafogari.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ケモ化 習作
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🗻🦤 @inafogari.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
🍣Love 狂聡 Love🍣
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Spambling Iko! 🐟🫧 @spamblingiko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🍈🍒 💊🏨♥️
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you could stay there all day, couldn't you? #kinktober 🛐
[ocs] byungchul on his knees in front of wooseok, who's sitting in an office chair, smiling down at him. he's visibly hard through his pants, and he's holding byungchul by the back of his head to press against his cock. byungchul is flushed and sweating, looking up submissively.
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LN水仙蓋飯 @ln420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#八仙 #AllWishesComeTrue #宾权 🦊😭☯️😠
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spicydurians (they/them) 🔞 @spicydurians.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more #allwishescometrue nonsense from me
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Spambling Iko! 🐟🫧 @spamblingiko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
✏️✏️✏️ 🍈 🐶
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Yuyi / 榆藝 @yuyi-uiui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
舊圖再來應景一下 月滿人團圓,事事皆如願! 祝大家中秋快樂~🌕✨ #千秋 #ThousandAutumns #yanshen
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Cold Hamster @frozenhamhua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well deserved enrichment for them #Svsss #ShangQinghua #ShenQingqiu #Cumplane
Digital drawing of Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu play biting. The first doodle is of Shang Qinghua biting at Shen Qingqius shoulder with a CHOMP! Shen Qingqiu is looking at Shang Qinghua with a scandalous look and a GASP! 

The next drawing is of Shen Qingqiu biting at Shang Qinghuas cheek with a light blush on his face. Shang Qinghua is blushing more as he giggles happily at the bites.
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Peks @peks0o0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kyouji snores (sorry if panels are hard to follow!) #狂聡 #쿄사토
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yuzu 🍊
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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spicydurians (they/them) 🔞 @spicydurians.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
some #quanbin #binquan nonsense with ZLQ sobbing his eyes/heart out
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gimme cat XL @neckbite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
actually beginning to think that having 2-5 friends you can dm with whatever minor grievances you think of is like. vital to not becoming completely insufferable online
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Miyuli @miyuliart.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Jiang Cheng #mdzs
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🩸~ J. Delight ~🩸 @thejadeprince.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@sweatingprofusely.bsky.social I just couldn’t resist drawing your guyyy <3 Hope Artur has a good time with the Broker~ @artfuck.bsky.social #afengage #monsterfucker #monstercock #alien #shibari #sweating #hairy #cumshot #artfuck #frottage #intercrural
An erotic mostly monochrome digital illustration of my OC, the Broker, engaging in some intercrural sex with @sweatingprofusely’s Artur. The Broker is a grey-skinned, black-haired, humanoid entity with long skinny limbs, a smile full of pointy teeth, no nose, a long ropey tail with extra eyes opened up along it, and one big eye on their face, staring down at the much smaller man in front of them. Light from the star on the Broker;s chest is shining on Artur’s shoulders and the side of his face. Artur is a scruffy, hairy, slender human man with short shaggy hair, pierced ears, and a cut dick. The Broker has him partially tied up with red rope bondage, lifting his arms up with a hand and their tail. One of Arthur’s hands is resting in Broker’s and their fingers are threaded together. Broker’s large, dripping, monster cock is pressed between Artur’s thighs and Artur’s dick is grinding down on it as he cums. Artur is biting his lower lip and sweating a lot. They both seem to be pretty into it.
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Rose @cateille.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
links!!
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🌞🏙️Liz🏙️🌞 @itsureisliz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[🔞 implied, satokyo] im gripped by them.
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Mindy Lee @mindyleedoodles.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Lan Wangji.
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Mindy Lee @mindyleedoodles.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Sketch break. Suggestions?
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Spambling Iko! 🐟🫧 @spamblingiko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🍈🍒 🗓️🍜
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さしみ @sakana-nennne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
100匹くらいいるからみんな来てね🐹🩷
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sぽ @ttrp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💋
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Kynes @sketchyandsketches.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mobei-jun :) #svsss
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N_san @nagase2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
考え中
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ɴᴏʏᴜ @noyuu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(10/10)
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ɴᴏʏᴜ @noyuu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(8/10)
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ɴᴏʏᴜ @noyuu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#宾权 #八仙 🧊⭕️ name (4/10)
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SHIHO @ippainomuyodm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
出るかもしれない本の表紙 大昔に描いたのでちょっと修正した
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Spambling Iko! 🐟🫧 @spamblingiko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
✏️✏️ 🍈
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