Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They’ve been having their funding slashed too, a lot of people quit so they had to hire new, inexperienced people 110
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Each of the last four times I’ve gotten a throat swab they’ve commented on my lack of gag reflex 🤭 0181
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Throat game so good nurses get frankly unprofessional with it 1200
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026One time a guy was eating me out as I sat on his face to open me up and I clenched my cheeks around him and then I heard “oh fuck” I flipped around and basically rammed his cock inside me to get as much of his load as possible (he was crazy thick, it hurt lol, but that just made it hotter) 010
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you don’t have plans tomorrow, check out the show Princess at Oasis. Always a good time 000
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I love when you’re dirty talking and accidentally typo me instead of my Take me cock, fuck me hole, find me booty 🏴☠️ 1330
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I also know a lot of unsatisfied or ended monogamous relationships, it’s weird how that never gets hold to the same standard 020
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’m so glad I paused my Disco Elysium run through to start Echoes of Mystralia 010
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I do agree with your main point. But the Greeks did create a whole god for their drug fueled orgies, with multiple cults and all. Like I think the Greeks were the only people MORE annoying about party spirituality than the gays 010
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The phrasing is throwing me off here. Like I thought WotC owns MtG? Are they taking a leaf out of their own (failing) strategy? It’s crazy too, cuz 5.5 was a terrible launch. A half-baked set of rule changes that could’ve been an errata sheet, followed up by… nothing. And now cross-IP 120
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I tell you just the tip, knowing that you’re gonna push it in balls deep anyway 😏 130
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Luring a bear back to my place with a line of microwaved pizza bagels 1300
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Like if your problem is high social capital stealing from low social capital without crediting them. I just don’t see a huge thematic difference between social media influencers and llms in the first place 080
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The number of influencer pages I’ve seen repost that Reddit comment about ai allowing wealth to access skill… without adding any commentary of their own and without a hint of the irony in that 170
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It’s giving business account, and I ain’t here to be advertised to 110
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This exchange from the cutscenes in the Futurama video game gets me every time 0130
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I had so much fun with this, really creative puzzle solving + beautiful worlds 000
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Through the power of gym and good eating (and being 8 feet tall) 010
Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Some I know already, but I bet you’re into blindfolding and getting tied up 020
