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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
or ya know 2 more years of it. cool. yeah really cool. (hopefully it’s only one more year since a lockout is probably going to happen)
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
mike hazen and torey lovullo
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Maybe it was just easier to fly than it was to stay on the ground. I hope I mattered.” HAL JORDAN YOU MATTERED TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
Drawn image of someone sobbing.
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
just a silly little guy
Excerpt from Absolute Martian Manhunter #8. Comic panel displaying the martian mind****er re-animated as an olive in a martini. They are addressing John Jones saying, “Only Thing Holding You Together, Partner.”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
An all time touch grass heat check and people addicted to dumbass social algorithms will prob learn nothing
Lucas Shaw
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The Odyssey will open to $258M
worldwide, according to the latest projections.
The third biggest opening of the year and the biggest opening ever for Christopher
Nolan.
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Tenet will always be my favorite Nolan film but goodness gracious The Odyssey has a VERY compelling argument, my goodness
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
2 games back to back going to penalties. FUTBOL
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“ok but let’s focus on the basketball side of things” how about no????? imma go with no. “ok but they addressed their size needs” for a guy who couldn’t succeed without *checks notes* lamelo ball on the court??? i’m supposed to believe this is good??? this is an objectively a bad trade man, fuck off
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i can’t believe it. an unprotected first round pick for a miles bridges and you give up both grayson and royce. charlotte looks at the suns and sees food every fucking time
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We are officially in “they don’t know what they’re fucking doing” territory. Mat Ishbia and the suns front office love their msu ties so much they are willing to put a DOMESTIC ABUSER on the roster. FUCK OFF
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
they then proceed to trade for miles bridges. fuck outta here
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I get re-signing Collin, I kinda get Goodwin, but Mark????? If this roster can’t stay healthy, consistently performed at 7th seed level and got SWEPT in the 1st rd in playoffs there’s no way you just turn around and run it back when most of your opponents are getting tougher
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
and it looks like they’re just…… running it back??????????????????????????
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 25/05/2026
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
IT’S TIME!!!!!!!!
picture of Absolute Green Arrow #1
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy for waldschmidt obviously, but DFA’ing Alek seems a bit extreme to me. I get his bat is nowhere near what it used to be but this seems harsh
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i have a lot of thoughts about this season, but my main thing is just the obvious. This team just isn’t good enough, and it needs to improve drastically in order to *actually* compete.
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 15/04/2026
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
pain. just pain
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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
MAN MAN OH MY WHAT A BLOCK‼️
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
4th straight loss and we’re at 5 injuries now. 12 games left. i know expectations were low for this season but man the drastic difference between the promising play we saw mid-season, compared to now where there are SO many head-scratchers it’s hard to get a feel for what’s happening with this team.
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
sigh 😞
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
YOU 🫵🫵🫵 LOOK AT HOW PRETTY THIS IS!!!!
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
man WHAT???????
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
losses to portland and boston (without JB) in that kind of fashion, yeah ok i think it’s time to worry
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Sam Darnold, Super Bowl Champion 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
really hope that book and jalen’s injuries are just the “we’re getting these out of the way now, instead of the playoffs” type of injuries and not the kind of “wear and tear” injuries that can come from the aggressive style of play that Ott’s implemented.
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’ve been following him since he was drafted and let me tell ya, i am a *bit* emotional rn
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ONCE AGAIN LETS GO SUNS BABY LOVE THE SUNS
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This team man. A complete turnaround from last year. Just a bunch of DAWGS 😤😤😤
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The Pop-Tarts Bowl postgame featured Slammin' Strawberry opting out of the sacrifice.
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
A pop-tart mascot is holding a sign that says “Toast Me.” This is what college football is all about.
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
THE PEOPLE’S NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
💪
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Cookies and Cream Pop-Tart Mascot shaking hands with a refereeTiger Woods “Big Dog” meme
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Morgan Moriarty @morgantmoriarty.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
RIP in peace our heroes 🫡
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
My tweet from 2023:

I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out "ITS THEIR DREAM" and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises.


Picture of me being fed a pop tart by a Pop tart
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Time to lock in.
Strawberry Pop-Tart Mascot waving
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Himbo Beefcake, PhD 🔞💪 @jendrawscomics.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Hey you, get up and drink some water
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 08/12/2025
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
COLLIN GILLESPIE
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
THIS TEAM
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 13/11/2025
A new 2D anime show ‘DEATH STRANDING: ISOLATIONS’ is in the works at Disney+ for 2027. Hideo Kojima will exec produce.
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
THE WEMBY STOPPERS GO SUNS BABY LOVE THE SUNS
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
😔
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Frankenstein is the most beautiful film I’ve seen this year. If you have the chance to see it in theaters, please do. @realgdt.bsky.social Bravo maestro
Movie poster for Frankenstein (2025)
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
go suns baby love the suns
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Jacob @armoredshark.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
still here btw
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 23/09/2025
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 02/09/2025
happy bday mgsv
Venom Snake holding jar of ashes
Kaz and Ocelot thinking “please don’t eat it. Please don’t eat it. Please don’t eat it.”Venom snake reaching into the jar of ashes
Kaz and Ocelot sweating and thinking FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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