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@armieonly.bsky.social
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Nobody made a documentary when I got dumped because my "tormentor" was a waiter. (Full credit for the pics and videos to the owners.)

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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 3h
#ArmieHammer Armie Hamme
♥ I can't get enough of Armie and puppies. ♥
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Alternate 'Puffy Shirt' universe.
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer Turn it up!
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
two-panel meme spoofing a hearing interrogation using a Monty Python and the Holy Grail joke template.

    Top panel: U.S. Senator Eric Schmitt speaking into a microphone with text reading: "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen hawk?"

    Bottom panel: Special Counsel Jack Smith sitting at a microphone looking directly ahead, with text reading: "Georgian or Iowan?"
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Hmm...yeah. Ya know, you were looking awful damn close to see that freckle.
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Armie Hammer won't willingly enter the Harmony Hut.
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Armie Hammer denies ownership of an Everlasting Gobstopper.
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
It's alive!!!
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hamme
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
“That was our exit! Hey! You passed our exit!”
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I spend so much time in bed that I'm legally one of Charlie's grandparents now.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My shopping list: 1. Milk 2. Eggs 3. Hide from people I know 4. Noodles
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
That wasn't me.
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#ArmieHammeer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
He won't shave that sparse, patchy sh!t off his face—and what's with that hair?!
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Armie Hammer starts small when playing strip poker.
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Mon amour...
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Looking good, though 2025 DID leave an arrow on his ear.
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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The Daily Dalek @thedailydalek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Michael Middleton @armierising.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Testing your knowledge of famous artist. ChatGPT and Armie Hammer combined in these 10 portraits. Can you guess the painters?
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WOW!
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
It's time for the dreaded "Drug Talk" with dad.
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#ArmieHammner Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Muah...
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Inexperienced Armie Hammer is eager to trade his shades for a library card.
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
(I cancelled my pedi appointment for this?)
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
Chicks dig scars.
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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer
HA! HA! HA!(I don't get it.)
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