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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

So basically, every Russian I sent to die in Syria died for nothing. I remain a master strategist.

Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Gang... The fall of Damascus is merely a temporary setback! Bashar is making his way to Moscow to discuss how to organize a counter-offensive to recapture the city and to secure the warm-water ports in the Mediterranean! Also, any rumors of me seething on 4chan from a Russian IP are lies!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

What is going on in Syria, and why is Putin telling me I need to share my room with Bashar?!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

The ruble is worth less than one US cent? FANTASTIC! This will be GREAT for the export market! Wait... what do you mean there aren't any more importers?

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

If Trump wants to deport undocumented migrants, they will still need a hearing before an immigration judge. The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office. They haven’t though this through. Shocking.

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

LATEST INTEL FROM INCEL SLAVE Z(ero)!!!!! TWENTY MILLION UKRONAZI HIMARS UNITS DESTROYED BY (totally not imported from Iran) SHAHED DRONES!!!!!!1111!!!!!!ONE!!!!!

A burning car on the hard shoulder, next to a guardrail.

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

An obese, diabetic, drug addicted, and unvaccinated American population is exactly what Russia needs in the upcoming war with the west!

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I’d like to thank Olaf helping to legitimise talking to me, despite my ICC indictment for war crimes. Long term peace will be achieved by rewarding me this way.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset. You're all caught up.

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Vatnik Soup @vatniksoup.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Elon and his team changed the X algorithm so that it would boost pro-Republican accounts as well as Elon's own account. Remember when he fumed about Twitter Files and "liberal bias"? Elon's X was MUCH worse.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I thought they wanted to prevent pedophiles having access to government.

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

This is just another Ukrainian friendly fire incident! What makes me say that? Why should you believe me, gang? BECAUSE I SAID SO, OKAY?!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

We don't have any North Koreans fighting in Kursk because they're too busy watching porn!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Russian officers doing Russian officer stuff.

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Yeah! I support the red, white, and blue! 🇷🇺

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Making Matt Gaetz Attorney General is like make Scott Ritter children’s ombudsman.

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Julia Davis @juliadavisnews.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

By popular demand, here is my original translated clip from 2022, where Tulsi Gabbard was perturbed about alleged US attempts to overthrow Putin. State TV host Vladimir Solovyov described Tulsi as their "girlfriend" and agreed that she is Putin's agent. youtu.be/N2_eL8t8D9Y

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Vladimir Solovyov says Tulsi Gabbard is Putin's agent (2022)

YouTube video by Russian Media Monitor

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

How is this an economic disaster? 1 USD is now almost 100 RUB, 100 is a bigger number than 1, so the ruble must be the better currency!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

But it's okay because we've destroyed the Ukrainian army 69 times over at this point! Also, sanctions do nothing, so please lift them so I don't have to continue eating moldy cheeseburgers!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

LIFT THE SANCTIONS NOW! I CAN'T BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW FUCKING AWFUL DOBRY COLA AND VKUSNO I TOCHKA TASTES! #EndSanctionsNow

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

REAL patriotism is being sent to war on your 18th birthday, getting abused and traumatized by your commander, and giving the enemy a final 🖕 by not surrendering and instead taking your death for Putin's glorious empire into your own hands.

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Unlike the degenerates in the West, Russia is not afraid of men! Russia understands that in order to maintain traditional Christian values, a nation must keep domestic violence, violence against the LGBTQ community, and possession of CSA materials LEGAL!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

The mighty Russian military seized the initiative and requested the HEROIC Propaganda Department to return the red steel into its rightful hands! The western 🗑 equipment the Banderites are getting from their western slave drivers will be no match for the IMPRESSIVE, untainted glory of the T-62! URA!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I'm being CENSORED! Nobody's patting me on the back for being the true free-thinker I really am! Sure, it's nice to not be flooded by porn bots and pictures of adult women, but I still miss all the bloodthirsty rhetoric I could share with my fellow war crime enthusiasts!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Roskomnadzor just threatened to withhold my weekly vodka shipments if I don't get more angry NAFO replies to boost my posts! How the hell am I supposed to do this without my daily bottle of Beluga?!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

#NAFO stole my maps. There will be no new lines drawn this week, gang!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Enough wokeness! Enter kakistocracy!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Unfortunately, unlike on X, I can not express what I think of lolicon content without risking a ban. CENSORSHIP!

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Armchair Warlord @armchairw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Grrr! Thinking about NAFO makes me so ANGRY I could punch another hole in my drywall!

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