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Arkansaucian

@arkansaucian.bsky.social
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Central Arkansan. Middle-aged bridge tr*ll. Diminutive. Tired.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18h
Liberals say that public executions have no place in our democracy. They’re wrong—public executions have no place in our republic.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Still not racism. Not systematic, baked in oppression. Just words you don’t seem to like. If it doesn’t apply to you, *leave it*.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Mike Ditka's 'Oh Shit!' Reaction
ALT: Mike Ditka's 'Oh Shit!' Reaction
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wish we could evolve beyond the Poop Hat* *specimen collector
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The adults in the room are more than happy to pay for it.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like this email breaks some law or norm but what are those but loose suggestions, anymore
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t think I need this video, nope
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another day another data broker selling my phone number with a 73 year old woman from Ohio’s info attached to it. I promise even though we have the same first and last name we aren’t the same person.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Charitable interpretation of “take out”, I think, but the man’s brain is pudding so his idioms are all off anyway.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I may have had too much to drink and the proportions of this are messing with my head 🫠
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saw the GOP ad with the estranged wife of Ken Paxton in Chicagoland today. Republicans are skeeeeeeeered
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man f these Brewers
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m contractually obligated by blood to hate the CWS because Cubs, but the one game I went to with my cousin, despite low attendance in a low year, it was fun. Nice park and the fans made it fun, too!
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Couldn’t happen to a better daywalker.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little gay cousin is getting married this weekend and they have *ring bears*. 🥂
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used to love watching on TV. Now it’s all poisoned by stats. We are still on a quest to hit all 30* parks together *18 left to go for us, and no do-overs for teams that move/rebuild stadiums
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s 70 and humid and people in the grocery store in SW Chicagoland were wearing jeans, long-sleeved shirts, and hoodies. I walked out soaking wet in shorts and a tee. 🥵
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m an internet old, now. I have no idea what this is.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What the actual fried fuck
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sent a link, not sure if our role(s) or pay align with your skills and experience but 🤷
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remind me what you do, exactly?
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
CarterNixon @CarterNixon
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It's funny how a blue check mark used to be how you knew it was the real person and now it's more to signify that you're reading tweets by the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet
1:46 PM • 9/17/26 • 931K Views
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are now entering the Autumnal Equinox time. In this town, it's known as Chicagohenge.
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: We won! And we get discovery into this crazy demolition threat to boot. Kudos to our wonderful client @repbeatty.bsky.social and to my colleagues at DDF and WLG. Formal statement to follow.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some layers, here…
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I did get outside before they drove off, at least. All is well, home by 9am, mostly hurt pride, a fractured bone or two.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This morning I learned I can sleep through 6 first responders walking around my house, including down and back up the stairs. (At dark thirty, our roommate fell. I did not hear her screams. I keep my phone silent. I only awoke when Puppy hopped down off the bed 2x and I checked my phone. Oops.)
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A scold, on MY internet?
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy fucking disingenuous post
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Politics sure seem to be a big part of not allowing music to be music by that fatass relic Robert Kraft.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎶 I got a vagina in my hip 🎶 (when I dip you dip we dip)
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tee hee we have no water also no ETA on water main repair 🫠
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I won’t pay for Sunday Ticket unless I’m in the bad bad place emotionally and mentally, so I didn’t get to see the Bears game—but what a nice start! Also mopping the floor with my fantasy opponent, which is always nice.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ukraine ain’t gotta give shit to Russia. Fuck these people!!
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anyway all this to say, I survived both Buc-ee’s and the LEGO store today.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now, I’m no dummy. Notably? Also not a rocket scientist. But I couldn’t get it why it was so hard, said as much, and got a weird reaction. So I decided to look it up. Y’all, I really did think I had “you know, just anxiety in general! Just not specific!” 🤦
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My spouse works in the mental health space. She has known of my anxiety diagnosis (specifically Generalized Anxiety Disorder) from early on. I think one day we may have been talking about someone who had been recently diagnosed, and how hard it was and how hard they were taking it.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Over 15 years ago, after getting demoted as part of succession planning, I was diagnosed with ADHD and anxiety. I don’t have panic attacks, and I am not particularly agoraphobic—it doesn’t present in me how it does most other people I know with it (including my father.)
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First world problems, but buying a new car and then the non-installment costs associated with buying a new car sure do pack a wallop to my bank account. SHS isn’t getting my sales tax money until day 58 if I can stand the paper tag that long.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh this definitely is about to become a potty inside morning (For the dogs. I’m mostly house trained)
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s such ass
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Football on Netflix is ASSSSSSS. It looks awful.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think these are all certainly words.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The existence of trans women does not make me any less of a woman. The existence of trans women in “my” spaces is not a threat. Trans women are women. Excluding them from feminism is cruel. They didn’t create the patriarchy but you’re sure as fuck perpetuating it.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lukewarm take: Goodmornin’ 🥰
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Look at this post, isn’t it neat?
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She’s in it, no?
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FORTYYYYYYYY
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