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Arkansaucian

@arkansaucian.bsky.social
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Central Arkansan. Middle-aged bridge tr*ll. Diminutive. Tired.

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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 21h
Saw the GOP ad with the estranged wife of Ken Paxton in Chicagoland today. Republicans are skeeeeeeeered
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man f these Brewers
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Couldn’t happen to a better daywalker.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little gay cousin is getting married this weekend and they have *ring bears*. 🥂
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s 70 and humid and people in the grocery store in SW Chicagoland were wearing jeans, long-sleeved shirts, and hoodies. I walked out soaking wet in shorts and a tee. 🥵
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
CarterNixon @CarterNixon
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It's funny how a blue check mark used to be how you knew it was the real person and now it's more to signify that you're reading tweets by the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are now entering the Autumnal Equinox time. In this town, it's known as Chicagohenge.
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: We won! And we get discovery into this crazy demolition threat to boot. Kudos to our wonderful client @repbeatty.bsky.social and to my colleagues at DDF and WLG. Formal statement to follow.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This morning I learned I can sleep through 6 first responders walking around my house, including down and back up the stairs. (At dark thirty, our roommate fell. I did not hear her screams. I keep my phone silent. I only awoke when Puppy hopped down off the bed 2x and I checked my phone. Oops.)
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎶 I got a vagina in my hip 🎶 (when I dip you dip we dip)
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tee hee we have no water also no ETA on water main repair 🫠
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I won’t pay for Sunday Ticket unless I’m in the bad bad place emotionally and mentally, so I didn’t get to see the Bears game—but what a nice start! Also mopping the floor with my fantasy opponent, which is always nice.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Over 15 years ago, after getting demoted as part of succession planning, I was diagnosed with ADHD and anxiety. I don’t have panic attacks, and I am not particularly agoraphobic—it doesn’t present in me how it does most other people I know with it (including my father.)
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First world problems, but buying a new car and then the non-installment costs associated with buying a new car sure do pack a wallop to my bank account. SHS isn’t getting my sales tax money until day 58 if I can stand the paper tag that long.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh this definitely is about to become a potty inside morning (For the dogs. I’m mostly house trained)
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Football on Netflix is ASSSSSSS. It looks awful.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Look at this post, isn’t it neat?
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FORTYYYYYYYY
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Flightradar24 @flightradar24.com · 06/09/2026
Some fantastic flying by the pilot of this Skylane last week. www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraf...
Flight path that spells out "Pray for Nepal" and "Dolly" with a dove.Spider mask and web flight path
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And now today, Benton’s finest are on FB, on bended knees as they prepare to give boots a good licking.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spread the gospel* today. *showed my spouse what a Flock camera looks like in the wild—just as an FYI, you know.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Quite the ratio they have going on, here.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it’s still so hot out
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m not from Saline (or Arkansas) originally so I absolutely do not get the frothy fervor over high school football. But I do know enough to be pleased that Benton beat Bryant.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Taking Dr. Frank-N-Furter the same day as Doralee Rhodes is WILD WORK.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watching the failed flight of the space shuttle Challenger in 1st grade.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I used to call Dolly “Dolly Apartment” when I was little. I’ve always loved her. I’m glad I got to see her in NLR—that memory just popped up in my feed a couple weeks ago, from 2016.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m an indecisive (or open?) critter.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Every day, I wander into the comments of local news stations’ FB posts. Every day, I still haven’t found the bottom. These people are real, real awful and I should not be my big age and wonder how people just don’t give a shit about anyone. Brought to you by KARK and dwindling SNAP enrollment.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
One of my favorite IG follows. He does ham it up some, but I love his energy. My dad was a distance runner; turns out I am built for it too but got lazy. www.irunfar.com/michael-mitc...
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Glitter, Mountains, and the Leadville 100 Mile: A Conversation with Michael Mitchell
A conversation with Mikey Mitch, ultrarunner, influcencer, and mountain athlete, ahead of the 2026 Leadville 100 Mile.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I had ER visits for food poisoning as a kid, I’ve always been extra about food safety, and being diagnosed with Crohn’s at age 40 only made this issue “worse.” I’m teetering on ARFID at this point.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not today, Jenn. Not today.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Google thinks I like sweet tea and the Razorbacks.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I sincerely believe they could have ridden “They Weird, Yo” all the way to the White House.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thankful for a body that allows me to start AND stop pain medicine, because this opioid/muscle relaxer/edible combo is a nice salve for the residual ouch from a lower cervical RFA/“nerve burn”. I say “stop” because holy crap I couldn’t work this medicated and I’m not disabled enough to retire.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I lost the best internal medicine doctor in the state because St. Vincent wanted to give him a pay cut and see more patients. So they’re not blameless here. But so long as we operate in this fuckass system in this failed experiment of a country, Blue is the ringleader of the blame.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It should be a way bigger fucking deal that ABCBS is playing cute with Common Spirit. I don’t care if they’re the ones who informed ABCBS, ABCBS needs to fucking fix it. The market share in this state is immense. So many people on Medicare and Medicaid use the snot out of the diagnostic clinics.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
AYFKM
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
18 hits and a series win later. 🔥
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I didn't mean that literally! Fuck! Shit!
Skeet from 4 days ago about Sophie Cunningham: Oh, I see what's going on here. The Enes Kanter Diminishing Minutes Special. I should've checked a long time ago.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A long expired, never used book of coupons that you got for giving a school band $20
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The amount of times in a single day I close my eyes and let out a massive sigh. The level of self-awareness has plunged into the negatives.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Meanwhile in Arkansas…
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I never wanted to be married, not really. I’ve been in my relationship nearly a quarter of my life but if we get married it’ll be for financial and estate reasons. But man am I so happy for my cousin marrying his fiancé this fall. Just great men, both kind, and maybe my heart isn’t dead after all.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’d love for the Cubs to grind the Dodgers into the dirt, especially with this being Skubal’s Dodgers’ debut.
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Aroma of a deal Whiff of a deal La Croix of a deal—which is just papers sitting on the same surface as the drink Circumnavigations of a deal
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Arkansaucian @arkansaucian.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s my 30th HS reunion this year and they’re meeting today. I’m good. I’d rather not take PTO and spend precious dollars to hang out in downtown Joliet with a bunch of Trump humpers and a Zionist with too much Jesus in his heart.
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