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Grouching Towards Bethlehem

@arkansasmichael.bsky.social
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Welcome to the fat puppies with no neck cone (and donut) of shame club..
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The youngest doggo seems to have broken a back nail all the way to the skin.. and judging by the screaming is not a fan of us, trying to touch it at all. So she’s at the vets this morning.. I’m guessing sedation is very likely unless they like screams? Poor lulu.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Light has been burnt in the carport/junk yard.. so I’ve ignored it for years. Went in today and.. so so many mouse droppings. Sigh.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m not sure what’s going on outside, but there is this consistent humming sound coming from somewhere in this town and I swear to God the only way I can think to describe it is that I think my city forgot to turn off its vibrator…
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FUCK IT. Let's give away 3 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated!
My latest novel Everything Will Swallow You, next to the sea, where some of it takes place.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And once again here we go with the dogs barking around midnight so they can go out and just f#ck around in the yard for a few minutes and not do sh!t… Spoiled little cows.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New Beatles box set.. that’s nice. (Presses play on new Elvis Costello box instead)
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like the papal blessing only had enough oomph for one team from Chicago.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Library came through with my request..
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m a horribly lazy diabetic. As my A1c is usually rock solid at 5.8-6.2 over the past 20 years I never check my sugars. On a whim I’m wearing a cgm (was a sample from a doctor) and it’s a revelation how my levels swing despite keeping an overall solid average.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The wife has craftily convinced me to request the new biography of the Dalia Lama from the local library instead of buying it for myself.. It's not the same.. but maybe one other patron will read it as well, so.. she wins for now!
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our local Japanese restaurant was bought by a hibachi/sushi/ramen restaurant and.. let me say that braised pork ramen is delicious and caused me to gain about twenty pounds today..
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The new album by Beck is just luxurious in headphones.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sitting and waiting as the wife does her physical therapy session and SWEET JESUS is one of the ladies that works here one of the LOUDEST humans I’ve ever heard.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@tkingfisher.com just finished an arc of Astarion (all hail netgalley) and I hope you sell enough to do more books in this world.. and with this character. I laughed HARD so much.. all my worries of not "getting" the story as I've never played BG flew out the window nearly as fast as Rooftop Henry.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Digging through an old USB drive from work and pleasantly rediscovering 14 hours of live music you'd forgotten you purchased years ago..
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Christian Bale's 'NICE' Pout
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apple: Gotta new fone here. Me: Oh yeah? Apple: Did one folds up. Me: why would I want that? Apple: Cuz. Me: Apple: Me: Apple: It's only $1999! Me: Apple: Did I mention it folds? Me: Apple:
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For no particular reason I've avoided listening to @billystrings.com but learning his new album was in memory of his momma.. I have it a listen. Some 20+ listens later I'm at least a fan of this album. I hope the recording of it eased his mind as it seems to do mine with each new listen.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me: crosses legs and leans forward at the desk in a way that will definitely cause my back to spasm and my mouth to utter obscenities. My Back: SERIOUSLY? AGAIN? Me: OW DAMMIT! OW! SORRY! SHIT! OW!! ::20 seconds later:: Me: crosses legs and leans forward, etc. etc. My Back: You're an idiot.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New Bob Marley, Everlast, Dinosaur Jr., Ghost, Erykah Badu… tomorrow will be spent wearing headphones.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Apparently, I’ve hit the age where a half hour of cleaning equals an hour of recovery plus a very strong urge to nap. Yay me! 
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Somebody sure as shit better bubble wrap Cher!!
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Listening to the complete Trios Collection tonight with Emmylou Harris, Linda Ronstadt and Dolly.. because it’s the music I’d hope to hear in heaven. It’s certainly angelic..
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank you to God or whoever is up there for spacing out her passing ten years out from David Bowie's.. otherwise we couldn't have handled it..
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Strained my back and it's at that delicious phase where DEAR GOD OW DAMNIT IT HURTS WHEN I MOVE OR STAY STILL, DAMNIT OW OW OW OW PEW FUCK OW.. Whee..
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Right around 2018 I went on a WW1 book binge, ultimately reading dozens of books.. none of them made me feel as viscerally aware of the horrors of the war on the young men involved.. as has “In Memoriam” by Alice Winn. It’s a love story and just a brutally honest look at war.. I’m gobsmacked by it.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve reached the age where the first thing my doctor says to me instead of hello is “Want a colonoscopy?” To which I said “not without flowers and dinner first” which at least made him look at me the same way I looked at him for asking in the first place.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Still waiting.. i may have to build a lean to for temporary shelter if i end up spending the night Can one build a lean yo out of tongue depressors?
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Waiting at the doctor’s office for a checkup so they’ll give me refills and.. i think they forgot about me.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Of course.. after joking that nobody needed the complete Bonanza for $200.. there is now a set of three complete Gunsmoke right beside it for $175 Anyone have, uhh, $175 I can borrow?
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lucked out and scored the wife all eight of the Godzilla figures from McDonald’s.. they will now be added to her kaiju menagerie in her office at the college. #kaijuquesting
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Fantagraphics @fantagraphics.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
SCAM ALERT: Do not order from www.fantagraphics-us.com, it is not a legitimate website! They have cloned our real website and are stealing people’s credit card information. If you want to order directly from us, please do so at www.fantagraphics.com.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@readbookpage.bsky.social do you guys have a discount rate on a subscription for a public library board trustee who is poor due to buying to many books personally? Just curious :)
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Today's high is 99° and then we have TWELVE DAMN DAYS of triple digit weather with an average heat index of just shy of the sixth level of hell. When arkansas weather people start mentioning wet bulb temperature you know it's too hot..
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eye appointments today for Mrs. Grouch and myself. Her prescription didn't change while mine was "wow, your vision had really changed since '24. Wow. He said wow and then charged me a bunch of money for the privilege. If I could see him I'd have kicked him...
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What’s that.. medicine the doctor thinks I should have is denied but I can get it for (checks notes) $400 a month direct? Uh.. who the hell has $4800 a year for one drug? Insurance is a scam.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who, and i mean this with all due respect, the f##k does Walmart think is going to their store and looking to drop two hundred on the complete Bonanza on dvd in 2026?? The youth into Hoss??
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don’t care how good of a day you think you’re having it’s not as good as mine because I just heard that my sister‘s surgery went well and that she should be coming home in an hour or two.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dunno how I’m supposed to sleep when I know my sis will wake in an hour or so to begin a day that will see her have surgery in the morning for things that have been causing her immense pain for a long while.. If I could have the surgery for her I would.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Long day today. Many much money decided to leave..
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Emotional Old Man Crying
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dammit. Neighbor across the street left her dog with her brother and he left that baby outside in this heat for over 20 minutes.. and it died from heat stroke. Grr. That little fat frenchie was the sweetest thing. Such an unnecessary loss.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I need to find a small revenue stream to afford all the cajun music on vinyl that I want to buy. Hmm.. am I too old to find a sugar momma.. and will my wife be okay with that? Hmm..
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
1. Stick head outside. 2. Burst into sweat. 3. Nearly die. 4. Take dogs outside anyways. 5. Die. 6. Open door with new poltergeist abilities. 7. Dogs perform ritual and revive corpse. 8. I give dogs treats in gratitude. 9. Repeat in perpetuity all damn summer.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
youtu.be/VUpYAhU4dZM?...
youtu.be
Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55 (UPSCALED / 60fps)
YouTube video by Crosscut Films
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And.. I am now technically older than both parents ever got to be. While tomorrow makes it more obvious with a number roll-over on the odometer.. the bitter-sweetness is here already.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If this scene makes it into Doomsday that’s a dead giveaway that @gailsimone.bsky.social was involved
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Damn fine bassist. RIP, ma'am.
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This year for my birthday I've decided to ask for donations to one of my favorites charities.. myself. As a lifelong friend of myself I can assure you I would only spend your donations on necessary things like more books and vinyl records.
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Every Little Bit Helps - Animated Message
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’d love a bigger screen ereader but JAYSUS are they expensive. Ain’t nobody got 600 bucks for that..
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem @arkansasmichael.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In case you thought I was joking about water boarding Maggie…
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