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Arish Singh

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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dog mommy stays winning 😀
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s the public’s duty to now decide which tribute to the storied, multifaceted life of Lindsay Graham by a drag show is most worth attending
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Could he be the Barack Obama of assassins? 🤔
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Fighting the loneliness epidemic by looking at my phone and absent-mindedly getting into same section of the revolving door as a stranger
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
David Harbour does such an incredible job of portraying someone with undiagnosed sleep apnea.
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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.
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Genius Night: A Night for Geniuses @geniusnight.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
MARK YOUR CALENDARS: On Thurs Feb 26th, Genius Night returns to turn you into a wise genius using our incredible comedy skills. Featuring Anime Sickos Podcast's own @shariauncle.bsky.social , Gwynn Fulcher, @veryimportant.lawyer, @arish-ish.bsky.social, Will Sonheim, and Josh Watkins! BE THERE!!
THURS FEB 26, 7pm at CAFE MUSTACHE

GENIUS NIGHT: A Night for Geniuses.

Free (donations gladly accepted. Suggested donation $5)

Hosted by Tom Harrison

Featuring
Joe Anderson
Gwynn Fulcher
Arish Singh
Patrick Cosmos
Josh Watkins
Will Sonheim
and Kevin Johnson with da news quiz for geniuses
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Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A loud and unequivocal NO to war with Venezuela, to starving the people of Venezuela, to belligerence, to anything that takes us even an inch closer to a US invasion.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Let the people trapped in the bean out and seal it back up with ice agents who posed in front of it.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Another afternoon wasted pondering whether Steven Wright or Wallace Shawn would win in a squint off
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
“That's when I gave my cousin Pez. Gave my cousin Pez, gave my cousin Pez…” - Weird Al, if he had any guts
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I'm just glad Pope Francis didn't live long engough to see the Kanye tweet.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Kinda redundant no?
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
No, not until she drops her mixtape
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
What a fate for the Jewish people…to become Polish
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Damn TikTok is being court ordered to turn into X.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Except for the mention of taking on healthcare, these sound pretty much exactly like the rationales people gave for voting for GW Bush. Especially “run the country like a business”
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
In terms of armed antiestablishment icons, is this the biggest win for the bi community since Dog Day Afternoon?
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
No you idiot Harold & Kumar weren't just 'going to White Castle.' They were transgressing the castle of whiteness!
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Let me get this straight…you just want to rock down to electric avenue…and then, if I’m following you correctly, you want us to take it higher!?!
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Ah the sweet soothing sounds of one or two fireworks going off each couple of minutes for several hours
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
My fav punk song growing up was by a local band led by my bike mechanic where he sung in a kinda faux british goth voice, repeating just one verse with an increasingly frantic tone, “Happy Mother’s Day...Daddy!” This day always brings back warm memories of jamming out to that.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Developing a method of Ayurvedic healing where I deal with reoccuring painful memories by rubbing various spices in my eyes
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
Acquitted by a jury of my peers on all counts of being a real ass dude
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
Giving a polite “aw shucks” shrug with just a trace of smugness in my smile as Alanis Morrisette bellows “Thank you India!” over the speakers of this empty mall food court.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
It was only until my after my white friends declared it “weird” that I ever gave any thought to how I would speak the “American” way at school and then go home & codeswitch to addressing to my Indian parents in a moderately offensive Jamaican accent.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
All I really want is to leave this garbage world where we are always online yelling at everyone and go back to when we'd spend our nights looking up at the stars yelling at them about the failed crop harvest threatening the survival of our families.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Imagine if all the liberal & conservative comedians thumbed their nose at all this drummed up controversy & just got together to perform their amazing bits someplace idk like on a cruise ship & that ship sailed idk constantly near the Red Sea & the Gulf of Aden 😍😍😍
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
It’s Saturday night, who’s down to do it up right 💀🎉🕺🏽
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Hunter Biden shit is wild. I didn’t even know you could owe back taxes on your penis.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
The Dave Chapelle Norman Finkelstein tour is gonna be nuts
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Salute to people posting irl 🇵🇸
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
From Chicago…our show tonight…in three bands
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
I call on DSA to demand the unequivocal liberation of Palestine from Israel and that god awful toupee from Shri Thanedar's head
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Oh come on!
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Sad Ben Norton didn’t do the righteous thing and take every penny this dumbfuck’s got.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Ro Khanna having a sentimental moment with mom and dad at a slave labor site
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Let’s hear it for the highway 🎉 🎉🎉
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Lyz @lyz.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
I wrote about why everyone is mad at Ashton Kutcher lyz.substack.com/p/a-good-man...
lyz.substack.com
A good man is hard to find
On Ashton Kutcher and patriarchy
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Doing comedy to raise money for Illinois Starbucks Workers United with Devin Schiff (an editor of The Onion), so to all five people this reaches, go to this show! @sbworkersunited.bsky.social
Starbucks Workers United Fundraiser on Sunday Sept 24, 7-10 pm featuring comedy and music.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Jazz and 9/11 jokes are the only true American art forms
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Sure the depictions are absurdly unrealistic but the John Wick movies have to be such a gratifying outlet for any red-blooded young man with a passionate interest in hotel management.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Packers fans wearing foam cheesehead hats but it’s giant hair helmets worn by a roomful of attendees at a Dean Koontz reading
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
the duality of man
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Even if you somehow don’t find Martin Short funny, you have to respect his commitment to physically transforming into Jiminy Glick. Puts both De Niro’s efforts in Raging Bull & D’Onofrio’s in Full Metal Jacket to shame.
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
I find it deeply sad that Christopher Lloyd was never cast in the film role he was born to play, the star of a zany screwball comedy based on the life and times of Michel Foucault
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
My big comedy goal is to get on Jimmy Fallon & slow jam a pencil into his head
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
One is book smart the other is bite-the-head-off-a-live-chicken-at-the-circus-for-money smart
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Somebody asked for them so here are all of my letterboxd reviews of old cartoons. Have at it, perverts. letterboxd.com/bransonreese...
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Film list: Cartoon Reviews
Just so you can see them all in one place if you were looking. These are in no sort of order. Unsure how to link directly to my reviews but they shouldn't be hard to find. I'm usually the top review��...
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Arish Singh @arish-ish.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
chill night with me and the homies
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