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Ari

@ariparis.bsky.social
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🧶 Love yarn, crochet, Tunisian crochet 🩷 Mom of 1 💞 Taken 🥂🍸 Champagne and cocktails 🧀 Cheese lover 🪴 Grim reaper of plants (😔) 🌈 Love is love 🫏 Dem 🇨🇵 🇺🇸 (She/her/elle)

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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
He's so vile
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ha ha. Too bad so sad.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I have to agree. Red velvet isn't a flavor, it's a color. No taste, boring AF.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I know. I lived in France half my life but some people insist that my "socialized medical care" was worse than the US. All I know is when my daughter needed an X-ray while visiting, had to pay out of pocket because I was no longer in the system- it was like 24€. Sounds good to me.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Is this real life??
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
You've got it right, I concur.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Ok, I would definitely eat that! 🍣
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Sushi pizza...🤔 I'll need photographic evidence to decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing. 🤣
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Uh oh
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Ugh. Bummer
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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a close up of a woman wearing a black coat and earrings
Alt: a close up of a woman wearing a black coat and earrings shaking her head, grabbing her purse and ready to get up and leave
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Not baby baskets! 😱
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
That's actually how I read it. Fitting.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
1A and 2A
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Not nearly enough.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Truth
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Thank you! 😊
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
👋🏼 If you live in Illinois: I'm opening a yarn shop 🧶!! 🎉🎉Grand opening next month, check it out: ariyarn.com ✨Online orders for the United States will be open in May. ✨
ariyarn.com
AriYARN Shop and Studio
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I think the mask thing is about being able to identify people so they can jail them rather than anti-wokeness.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I laughed out loud. So funny.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Ok that made me laugh
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/02/2025
ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF. Now. Print hard copies. And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
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Informal Grievance Template for Adverse Personnel Actions
There is a limited amount of time to oppose personnel actions. Time is short.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Someone's got FU money!
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Stunning!
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
When I heard it was moved indoors, this was my first thought. Nothing to do with the cold. 💯 doesn't want the embarrassment of a small crowd size.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Exactly. I don't care to be updated; we already know. It was peaceful over here without that shit.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Ooh vintage!
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Yes, these lists are useless for my vegetarian, non-drinker, non-gardener, non-outdoorsman husband.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Every time. And I have 9 years on you.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Wishing you a speedy recovery!
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Relatable
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Come on, man. That's a crazy concept.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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a man is dancing in front of flex tape containers
Alt: a man is dancing in front of flex tape containers, stopping a large leak with some flex tape
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Reminiscent of Kill Bill's opening scene....🤬
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Oh Jesus.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What is going on???
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a netflix ad shows a woman in a black suit
Alt: a netflix ad shows a woman in a black suit saying "What?" With a look of shock and confusion.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Keeping it 💯
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
That feels dirty. I prefer to willfully ignore a lot of the BS and live in my holiday bubble until it bursts on 01/25.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
Alt: a rainbow and a star with the words " the more you know " on it
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Was going to be my response but you were quicker than me! 😄
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Mac and cheese always hits the spot. Really is soul food!
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Those and the "Wrong" series on LMN. The Wrong Cheerleader. The Wrong Cheerleading coach. The Wrong Cheerleading Camp. Etc.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sounds like something I would do.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Yep! I used to own one years ago.
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This crossword clue made me laugh. I can just HEAR it!
Way of getting online that might sound like "beep beep BeeHAW beeHAW beeeeeep SHRHRHRHRH"
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🎃Nunzerwolf 🐺 🍵🍃 @spookarties.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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Ari @ariparis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I wanted one so bad but my parents would never let me have a phone in my room...
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