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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 6h
It proves that’s how cursed the White Sox are; even God can only do so much
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the womandalorian @thewomandalorian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good news for Cleveland: they are 2-0 in playoff games I’ve attended. Bad news for Cleveland: The last time I saw them win the playoffs was Game 4 of the 2016 World Series. They didn’t win another game that season. I’m not promising I will deliver the same luck, but I’m also not not saying that
Cleveland celebrating a Game 4 in the ALDS
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Instead of looking at the 2026 NLCS as lose-lose, let’s look at it through this win-win perspective: Dodgers lose: Evil is defeated, we finally get someone new winning, etc etc Brewers lose: hang up another October loss, you’re no better than your NL Central mates, etc etc
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve said this every year, but my brain will just not retain that Mark Prior is the Dodgers pitching coach. Every time I see him, it is like a total surprise to me.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me feeling like I'm going to throw up at any moment: why did I miss this
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🎃 Patrick or treat 🖤 @starclusterr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“what are you gonna do, Tommy, stab me?”
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As I was saying:
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The thing with the Brewers is that they need to prove they can do this against the Dodgers, and I will not believe in them to win until they can accomplish that.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me when my baseball team is bad: I would give anything for them to be a playoff team again. Me when my baseball team is in the playoffs: This is the most stressful thing in my life, and I want to die.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me everytime the Sox lead: We can call the game now.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White Sox win their first postseason series since 2005, the same series that the pope was at. Coincidence? Who is to say
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please let the record show that I said to Lee, “it’s still Hispanic Heritage Month” before Meidroth homered.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White Sox, get back to scoring runs pls
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve never needed a shutdown inning more in my life than I do right now.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I saw Scherzer’s daughter start to wipe her eyes, I started crying, lol.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He is swearing, as god intended!
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scherzer going out guns ablazing after Verlander’s outing yesterday is truly warming my cold baseball heart.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Same
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I gotta respect the Rays. They have nothing to play for anymore, and they’re still just pantsing the Phillies for fun. Admirable.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At the Sox game. If they blow the division in front of me, I’ll never forgive them.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listening to Jason Benetti call Verlander’s last game has reignited my sense of rage at the White Sox. And I don’t care what anyone says, I’ll never get over the team letting that man leave.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander is 43, has pitched for 21 years, and is out there today without a rehab start still throwing 90+ mph. As a lifelong baseball fan, I feel emotional watching this. This is a type of pitcher I don’t think we’re ever gonna see again.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As someone who did listen to the tracks: her stans need to let her fail. I don’t think she’ll be incentivized to actually reflect on why her discography has tanked lately unless the stans stop buying. And I don’t think they will, unfortunately.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Biggest sign for me that the new Taylor tracks are bad is that I have only one Swiftie mutual posting about them.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Red Sox have scored as many runs today (3) as they did against the Guardians the entire series this week. I’m upset.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fourth day in the row of watching the Red Sox. I can’t live like this anymore.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like, I hope the Rockies are still disinterested in winning this weekend as they were the last three days. Hope the Red Sox win tonight and lose the last three games of the season.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Following the Cubs and White Sox means I have to watch a lot of the same teams this week, and I’m over it.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Literally what did I say
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Cubs bullpen throwing this many scoreless innings is nothing short of a miracle at this point; please do not push your luck any further
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listen, I know the 2026 Cubs don’t want to do anything easy, but for the love of god JUST WIN THIS GAME ALREADY
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A screen cap from The Simpsons, saying, "Well, Cubs, you won, despite the bullpen."
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've almost solely become a baseball-on-radio person, but the "Zach Zaidman laughs continuously in the background" segments really test me, gotta say.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Oh darn, I *guess* I’ll take 50 homers.”
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PCA really gonna not get a 40/40 season because he can't stop homering. As the kids say, "my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery" etc etc
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tommy Pham homering is objectively the funniest thing that could have happened today.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Battle for the AL Central is being broadcast on national television.
Lenny from The Simpsons: “Please don’t tell anyone how I live.”
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Only the Cubs bullpen can almost blow a 7-0 lead. Anyway!
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Very close race, but in the battle for most unserious fans in town—I think Bears fans win.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
White Sox playing all the wrong classics tonight (Castillo coming in and immediately giving up the lead, the Sox out of ABS challenges by the second inning)
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Ah shit, here we go again.”
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
how am I just learning that you've actually ordered a Dunkin bucket
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Groundhog Day this week: needing wins to keep their postseason hopes alive, a Chicago baseball team starts dropping home games to the Pirates
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sox have decent relievers and a black hole for their starting rotation. Cubs occasionally have a decent starter and no bullpen. If you combine both of their rosters, you might have 5 guys at best who you trust with the baseball.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This goes for both sides of town, sadly enough: I am not a fanatic of either manager, but their managing of their pitching staffs is difficult given the hands they were dealt. Neither GM built a complete pitching staff, and unsurprisingly it's blowing up in their faces when it matters most.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tried and jailed.
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good news: Cubs lead Bad news: Cubs' bullpen will be tasked with their least favorite thing to do--protect a lead
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