Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 16hThe thing with the Brewers is that they need to prove they can do this against the Dodgers, and I will not believe in them to win until they can accomplish that. 110
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Me when my baseball team is bad: I would give anything for them to be a playoff team again. Me when my baseball team is in the playoffs: This is the most stressful thing in my life, and I want to die. 030
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026White Sox win their first postseason series since 2005, the same series that the pope was at. Coincidence? Who is to say 010
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Please let the record show that I said to Lee, “it’s still Hispanic Heritage Month” before Meidroth homered. 020
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve never needed a shutdown inning more in my life than I do right now. 100
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Scherzer going out guns ablazing after Verlander’s outing yesterday is truly warming my cold baseball heart. 240
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I gotta respect the Rays. They have nothing to play for anymore, and they’re still just pantsing the Phillies for fun. Admirable. 250
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At the Sox game. If they blow the division in front of me, I’ll never forgive them. 010
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Listening to Jason Benetti call Verlander’s last game has reignited my sense of rage at the White Sox. And I don’t care what anyone says, I’ll never get over the team letting that man leave. 1165
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Justin Verlander is 43, has pitched for 21 years, and is out there today without a rehab start still throwing 90+ mph. As a lifelong baseball fan, I feel emotional watching this. This is a type of pitcher I don’t think we’re ever gonna see again. 020
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Biggest sign for me that the new Taylor tracks are bad is that I have only one Swiftie mutual posting about them. 100
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fourth day in the row of watching the Red Sox. I can’t live like this anymore. 110
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Following the Cubs and White Sox means I have to watch a lot of the same teams this week, and I’m over it. 111
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Listen, I know the 2026 Cubs don’t want to do anything easy, but for the love of god JUST WIN THIS GAME ALREADY 130
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've almost solely become a baseball-on-radio person, but the "Zach Zaidman laughs continuously in the background" segments really test me, gotta say. 040
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026PCA really gonna not get a 40/40 season because he can't stop homering. As the kids say, "my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery" etc etc 181
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tommy Pham homering is objectively the funniest thing that could have happened today. 000
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Battle for the AL Central is being broadcast on national television. 011
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Very close race, but in the battle for most unserious fans in town—I think Bears fans win. 110
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026White Sox playing all the wrong classics tonight (Castillo coming in and immediately giving up the lead, the Sox out of ABS challenges by the second inning) 010
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Groundhog Day this week: needing wins to keep their postseason hopes alive, a Chicago baseball team starts dropping home games to the Pirates 032
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This goes for both sides of town, sadly enough: I am not a fanatic of either manager, but their managing of their pitching staffs is difficult given the hands they were dealt. Neither GM built a complete pitching staff, and unsurprisingly it's blowing up in their faces when it matters most. 110
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Good news: Cubs lead Bad news: Cubs' bullpen will be tasked with their least favorite thing to do--protect a lead 140
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Please let the record show that the Brewers are huge losers. 061
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Putting a position player in to pitch in the 7th is some real loser shit. Have some dignity. 160
Reposted by AriBK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad. 73391522
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026PCA is on a generational run, and boy is it a dandy to watch 020
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Why does it feel like the Cubs offense either scores 15 runs or 1 run, nothing in between 040
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Alex Bregman picked a good time to be good at baseball again. 030
Reposted by AriThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 158223526266
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Wrigley concourse during a rain delay in a Sox/Cubs game sounds like hell on earth. 2245
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026PCA walk off homer against the Sox proves God has a sense of humor. 020
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Extra innings in a Crosstown game means I’m dead and this is hell. 020
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026At first, it seems that the White Sox losing on Pope Night is blasphemous. However, what is more Catholic than suffering? 041
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Me watching this Dodgers/Cubs series: obviously the Dodgers suck 172
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Cookie Monster is the only celebrity allowed to do the stretch at Wrigley. 040
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Everyday I log into social media and see the dumbest baseball takes imaginable. 110
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I don’t like CHSN repeatedly showing a crying child on broadcast, and I am sort of surprised so many people are okay with, at best, turning a child into a meme or, at worst, making fun of a child. 100
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Mentally preparing to fight chuds if Patrick Kane does come back to Chicago 000
Ari @arijordan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026me listening to the Cubs game on the radio: nothing is ever as funny as Zach Zaidman thinks it is 040
Reposted by AriJohn Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This World Cup has taught my children to viscerally hate Argentina, a valuable life skill. 221847326
