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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕

@arielleivy.com
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Chaotic Good sea witch, always looking for my next adventure. 💕🏳️‍🌈🇦🇱✡🦓🏴 📍NYC and ✈️ campsite.bio/arielleivy

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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 23m
It's funny how everyone I know who doesn't mask is complaining about a cold going around right now, but all my friends who mask are completely fine. Interesting how that works....
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 22h
People who spend the entirety of a concert getting up every 5 seconds are so annoying. They can't ALL have IBS, they're just missing half the show to get drunk and disrupting everyone else's good time.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 28/09/2026
I hate a "I'm not rich, my parents are" ass bitch. Girl that makes you rich!!
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 19/08/2026
Fall 2026 tours: October 9-11: Philadelphia (can be persuaded to change these dates on either side) October 24th: Santa Fe October 25th-27th: Phoenix October 28th-31st: Los Angeles (duos available with @feralorde.bsky.social)
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 27/09/2026
T'is the season of no one knowing how cool I am because all my tattoos are covered up. 😢
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 26/09/2026
Nothing like getting into a fight with your extremely Catholic cousin about witchcraft right at the start of spooky season lol. 🧙
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 25/09/2026
Why does the MTA still have the AC on?? It's too cold for this shit now!
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 24/09/2026
People will really try to do clothing resale like "retails for 7 billion dollars, selling for 6,999,999,995" You gotta actually substantially lower the price if it's used!! Grow up!
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 23/09/2026
Growing up, nobody knew where Albania was when I told them I'm Albanian. Now it's a huge tourism spot that's popular all over social media and people's response went from "where?" to "omg I wanna go there!" Weird to see it happen in my short lifetime.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 22/09/2026
I had to go to a pharmacy yesterday to get the new covid vax and I am in awe at how many people choose to stand in line for 45 minutes to get a prescription when we have numerous delivery options in this city.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 21/09/2026
Say what you will about me, but at least I'm not the kind of bisexual who goes around saying "I'm attracted to every woman in the world and 2 men"
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 20/09/2026
Yesterday was the first day of the season that I was out without a jacket and wanted one, so that's a wrap on summer!
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 19/09/2026
I've never heard of anyone I know irl doing a pen pal program as a kid. Is that real or just something from TV?
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 17/09/2026
Not sorry to keep politicsposting, but the decision by The Hague today was disgusting and ahistorical. Kosova will be free one day, but today is not that day apparently.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 16/09/2026
So much of antizionist Jewish "activism" is just circle jerking for the purpose of changing the narrative about Judaism and not anything to do with support for Palestinians. I also want people to separate Judaism from Zionism, but that can't be the focus of the work.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 14/09/2026
If mermaids don’t exist, how do you explain this?
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 13/09/2026
The downside to living in the same place you grew up is that sometimes you'll be invited to an event and your ex from when you were 16 is there. 💀
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 12/09/2026
Yesterday a friend of mine said to me "any time I disagree with you, I just assume I'm wrong because you're always right" and that IS the legacy I'm looking for thank you very much!
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 12/09/2026
L'shana tova to all who celebrate! Cast your sins into the sea and maybe a mermaid will catch them for you. 😉
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 10/09/2026
Sometimes I wish I were submissive so I could have someone dom me into doing shit I need to get done. If someone tried with me as I am, I'd just laugh at them.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 09/09/2026
When was the last time you actually got a pillow mint in a hotel? I don't know that I ever have and I uhh... frequent hotels.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 07/09/2026
Your yearly reminder on this day of labor that sex work is work! Pay a sex worker today if you get paid time off from your job for Labor Day.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 06/09/2026
Using an Oxford comma makes you sexier, I don't make the rules.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 04/09/2026
Idgaf how many times they retcon it, Wanda Maximoff will always be Magneto's daughter to me.
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Mikaela Grace ❤️‍🔥 🏡in RVA @mikaelagracexo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A lot of y’all may not know that Gloria Steinem was an anti SW feminist who didn’t believe the term sex work should exist because what we do for work is “commercial rape” and “body invasion.” Not much of a hero if you ask me. reason.com/2015/10/29/g...
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Gloria Steinem Believes in 'Bodily Integrity,' Just Not for Sex Workers
Feminist icon holds human rights in the highest regard—as long as they're for the right kind of people.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 03/09/2026
Reminder that Gloria Steinem was a huge SWERF before you get upset about her death. She only cared about rights for *some* women.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 02/09/2026
I can't stop thinking about *that scene* from Camp Miasma and I'm so annoyed that no porn websites allow blood. The rare occasion I'm trying to watch porn and I can't get what I want!!
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 01/09/2026
The people who say "all religion is bad" were *always* raised Christian and are making that everybody else's problem. I've never heard a Jew or a Hindu or a Jain or anybody else say that bullshit. Religion is not the problem, people using religion badly is.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 31/08/2026
I know media literacy is dead because I just watched Maddie's Secret and numerous people on Reddit are wondering whether she's supposed to be trans or not when there's a substantial storyline about her potentially being pregnant. Like???
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 31/08/2026
Watching a show that you're so bored by but you're close enough to the end that you feel like you have to just brave it out and finish it: one of life's silliest sunk cost fallacies.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 29/08/2026
Being a fan of pop punk means at least once yearly having to delete the entirety of a band's catalog from your playlist because of ~allegations~ What is it with this genre in particular??
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 28/08/2026
I have a really big extended family and I'm the only queer person in it, which means... somebody's lying.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 27/08/2026
What's the best seasoning and why is it paprika? Paprika is king, paprika is love, paprika is everything.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 26/08/2026
Alright who's the 3rd gonna be? This is ridiculous.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 25/08/2026
You ever cry on the train because a celebrity you've never met died? RIP to the greatest philanthropist to ever come out of this god awful country, truly.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 24/08/2026
Having deeply Christian family as a Jew is so strange. I get this peek into a world so unlike mine that I find bizarre. Like why is my cousin putting a Jesus plushie on her kid's backpack??
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 23/08/2026
Got invited to a wedding with a +1 so now I have to figure out which stat I'm putting that +1 on. 🙄
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 22/08/2026
This girl I'm fucking "warned" me that she was on her period and I had to tell her "I'm an adult, I don't care." And that's how it's done, fellas.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 21/08/2026
New Jersey people love saying they're closer to Midtown than I am, meanwhile wtf am I doing in Midtown? I'm closer to everything I wanna do because it's all in Brooklyn. I only go into the city for doctor's appts and occasional work.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 20/08/2026
When you're craving chocolate all day and then your night time client somehow intuits to bring you chocolate. 🥰
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 19/08/2026
Fall 2026 tours: October 9-11: Philadelphia (can be persuaded to change these dates on either side) October 24th: Santa Fe October 25th-27th: Phoenix October 28th-31st: Los Angeles (duos available with @feralorde.bsky.social)
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 18/08/2026
See a butt, post a butt 🍑
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 17/08/2026
The worst gen Z stare is when an elevator is about to close in your face and they just... stand there making no effort to hold it open for you.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 16/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm a bee sting 🙃
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 15/08/2026
Say what you will about the franchise as a whole, but Real Housewives is one of the only shows on television that centers around middle aged women and their lives, especially outside of motherhood. That's so important for younger women to see.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 14/08/2026
I wish there were more book clubs for nonfiction books. Every one I see is either for fiction of some sort or like political theory nonfiction books. Us nonfiction girlies are sorely lacking in this category!
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 13/08/2026
I try to pet every stray cat I encounter, because even though 95% of them run away, there's still that 5% who let me pet them and that's worth the heartbreak.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 12/08/2026
Bodega guys are incapable of understanding a simple sandwich order. If you don't get 17 things on it, they just ask you if you want those 17 things anyway. No lettuce? No cheese? If I wanted those things, I would've said them!
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 11/08/2026
The real native NYer experience is having to play every Tiktok on 2x speed because everybody speaks so god damn slowly everywhere else in this country.
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜‍♀️💕 @arielleivy.com · 10/08/2026
I hate that I'm like this, but every single time a friend of mine mentions going to the beach, I am honor-bound by some weird personal doctrine to say "where was my invite?" I make it so clear I always want to be at the beach and you didn't think to invite me??
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