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ArgoWizbang

@argowizbang.com
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Freelance graphic designer/video editor/web developer. ♂️ He/Him 🩸 T1 Diabetic 🖼️ GRAPHICS/SHORT-FORM VIDEO COMMISSIONS OPEN 👨‍💻 FREELANCE WEB DEVELOPER (AVAILABLE) ✉️ argowizbang@gmail.com 🖥️ argowizbang.com 🤖⃠ I do not use genAI

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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 24/09/2026
A while back I had a spark of an idea after @jessplayin.bsky.social and I went back and forth about our love of SEGA in our childhoods. I lamented on her Discord about never getting around to making it and was told simply, "Do it!" So I did, and it was fun. I dunno man, I just like making stuff.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 23/09/2026
Interested in a commission or simply want to see what kind of work I can do? Check out some of the attached examples of past graphics work or otherwise check out my website at argowizbang.com to see more of my past graphics/video work and shoot me a message! Let's make something cool together.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 14/09/2026
I had to ship out a package today with FedEx and WHAT THE SHIT IS WITH THIS EDGING FEDEX. THROW ME LEAST ONE MEME-SIZED BONE, PLEASE. I NEED THIS.
Screenshot from the tracking page for a FedEx package; text says "DEPARTMENT NUMBER #42068" which is one shy of meme number 42069 because the universe doesn't want me to feel joy ever
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 11/09/2026
That scene in Hyrule Castle Town with Link next to the dancing couple is a perfect example of how weirdly uncanny and jarring this exact problem you describe is.
A screenshot from the remake of "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" with a weirdly overly-detailed Young Link standing next to a much lower-detailed couple of NPCs who look much more like properly upscaled versions of the original game's version of them.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 31/08/2026
Google.com -> Click on your profile picture in the upper-right corner -> "Manage your Google Account" -> "Data & Privacy" -> "Partner ads settings"
A screenshot showing where to find the "Manage your Google Account" link on the Google front pageA screenshot showing the location of the "Data & Privacy" link on the "Manage your Google Account" page on GoogleA screenshot showing the location of the "Partner ad settings" link on the "Data & Privacy" page on Google
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 31/08/2026
Well, I would *love* to turn that off but somehow some vague error seems to preventing it every time I try. Completely unexpected, I'm sure. Right Google? 🤷
The "Partner ad settings" page on Google giving a vague "Something went wrong. Try again." error when attempting to disable personalized partner ads.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 13/08/2026
For no reason in particular I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that you're able to ignore entire publishers/developers on Steam so that you never see their games again. I went and picked a publisher completely at random to take this screenshot to demonstrate where to find this option
A screenshot of the Saber Interactive homepage on Steam with an arrow pointing to where one can find the ability to ignore a publisher/developer on Steam entirely so as to never see their games on Steam again. The arrow is pointing to a dropdown menu found by clicking the "Options" gear icon in the lower-right corner of the homepage's header, directly below the company banner. Highlighted within a red box being pointed to by the arrow is an option labeled "Ignore this creator" which, when clicked, completely ignore the publisher or developer in question. In this case it would completely ignore Saber Interactive's published games across all of Twitch.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 10/08/2026
Welp, guess I better pack it in It's been real, y'all
A screenshot of a recent email I received that reads "how the fuck you gonna call yourself a artist and then show off 'art' that's worse then the slop ai spits out man come on....you really charge people money for this??? is human slop a thing cuz i'm pretty sure thats the genre your in.

hope this helps"
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 07/08/2026
Here are Beans and ViVi living perpetual existences of "The lights are on but no one's home." Bonus photo of the two of them together in what I eventually plan on Photoshopping into The Creation of Adam.
MY cat named Beans existing somehwere between the two planes on consciousness but not being fully realized on either. He has a slight blep.My cat named ViVi completely unconscious after being completely deballed. He has dumb hands.Beans and ViVi giving big "Creation of Adam" vibes.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 05/08/2026
Two screenshots of Solidus Snake from Metal Gear Solid 2 with Solidus' head Photoshopped to be a slice of Hawaiian pizza with an eyepatch (I lovingly refer to him as "Solidus Slice"). In the top screenshot he is saying "Just because my father was a pineapple", in the bottom screenshot he finished the sentence with "I have been forced to live this life of terror and misery..."
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 28/07/2026
A screenshot of an anonymous post from 4chan that says "Very normal thing to say, call a family member and read what you typed out loud to them when you get the chance"
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 08/07/2026
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 25/06/2026
Just caught this one. This particular one started at 3:15 but I've definitely seen a few start at 3:30 over the past week or two. I thought I was going insane until you basically confirmed it here.
A screenshot of a Twitch ad message that says "Smokaloke is taking an ad break; stick around to support the stream! Ad (3:14)"
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 25/03/2026
A screenshot of a bit from Family Guy that shows "Therapist Joe" from the show "Blind Date" with the caption "Italians are from Italy."
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 12/03/2026
After @elspeth.bsky.social showed off my Cleona Lisa canvas print that I made for her years back someone in chat asked if I took commissions and would do the same for their cats. I gladly accepted, and here's the final result! These projects are always fun. Want your own? I'm available! :D
Three cats that have inserted into the Hans Zatzka painting "A Fisherman's Delight".
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 15/02/2026
I was already sold on the genius wordplay of the title alone, but I was all-in after seeing this extra big-ass badge on the Steam store page
A round badge with a black gun and a pink gun in the middle with the text "PREMIUM QUALITY" at the top that then follows with "MADE WITH 100% NO A.I.", "every ridiculous joke and stupid bit has been lovingly handcrafted by a real human with real problems"
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 10/02/2026
Took a crack at the VGen challenge this month where the theme was "Rose". Figured I'd bust out my old copy of Super Smash Rose Melee on the Nintenrose Gamebloom! I know it's not much, but it was nice to get my creative juices flowing again! #VGen #VGenChallenge #Rose #DigitalArt #ArtistsOnBluesky
A photo manipulation of a Nintendo Gamecube controller sitting on top of the game case for Gamecube game "Super Smash Bros. Melee". The "Super Smash Bros. Melee" logo and spine text have been changed to say "Super Smash Rose Melee". The "Nintendo Gamecube" logo on the controller and game case spine have been changed to say "Nintenrose Gamebloom". The joysticks on the controller have also been replaced with roses and colored according to each joystick's actual color. Finally, the iconic red "Nintendo" logo on the bottom of the game case's box art has been changed to an identically-styled logo that says "Nintenrose".
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 21/12/2025
Looks like you nailed it in one
Screenshot of Chef Lu Bu being on a Bluesky block list titled "People who use 'Shitlib' as a pejorative, and other wackadoodles" with the description "Tankies, Nazis, Trumpists, Transphobes & other Bigots, Anti-vaxxers, folks who say 'scratch a liberal...' or 'genocide joe', and other assorted pillocks. Don't need these know-nothing fools in my feed."
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 21/10/2025
Just going through some of my old stuff to clear some space and came across one I had completely forgotten about. It's absolutely nothing special but still makes me happy to see the progress I was making (and continue to make) in the photo manipulation space. Man, I miss making stuff like this.
A photo manipulation of a woman falling past a strange planet-shaped nature scene, framed with a streak of fire
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 20/10/2025
My face when half of the internet won't load but argowizbang.com will
A photo of Argo Wizbang from the front page of ArgoWizbang.com holding his hand in front of his surprised face
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 03/10/2025
Well now, would you look at that. Never change, Twitch. 🤦 safety.twitch.tv/s/article/Co...
An excerpt from Twitch's official Community Guidelines Enforcement Notes and Clarifications on Sexual Content which states "We allow certain content that includes sexual themes, providing it is educational in nature, has relevant Content Classification Labels applied to the stream, and doesn’t break our other guidelines such as Nudity.

Allowed example: You may have content which showcases how to apply a condom on a banana providing the intent is to educate."
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 29/09/2025
Oh good, I was beginning to think maybe we were done with these tired and ignorant jokes Glad to see I was mistaken and know that I can truly feel ostracized no matter where I exist
A Twitch chat message that says "they got diabetes by playing too much video games, now they learn how to treat it with video games"First Twitch chat message: "american food = diabeetus"
Second Twitch chat message: "mcdonalds is making lots of diabetes"
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 09/09/2025
Cool Big fan of how this (now former) client really tried to church up "I don't want to pay reasonable rates anymore", especially that last line which basically amounts to "Come back when you feel like begging for scraps, pleb."
A screenshot of a redacted email that says:

"Hi [redacted],

I hope you're doing well.

I want to start by sincerely thanking you for the exceptional work you've done. Your professionalism, speed and attention to detail have consistently delivered outstanding results and you've been a pleasure to work with throughout our time collaborating.

That said I've had to make some difficult decisions regarding my budget and overall strategy. After a thorough review I've concluded that I can no longer justify the cost of continuing with development services at your rate despite the high quality of your work.

With the rapid advancements in AI I've found that I can now achieve the same level of quality, precision, and efficiency for a fraction of the cost. Given my current priorities and financial goals this shift is not only practical but necessary.

To be clear, this decision is not a reflection of your performance in any way. You've consistently delivered excellent work. However the cost-to-value ratio offered by AI has reached a point where it no longer makes financial sense for me to continue using traditional development services at the rate you're charging me.

I appreciate all that you've contributed and the professionalism you've shown and I'm wishing you continues success in your future endeavors. Maybe if your rates ever come down a reasonable amount that more properly aligns with the current market we live in we can work again in the future.

My best regards,
[redacted]
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 07/09/2025
Or once in the 1990 comic adaptation of the first TMNT film as shown in this first image. And once in the 1997 Image Comics run as shown in this second image. And by original source material I assume you mean the original 1984 Mirage Comics run where she looked as she does in this third image.
A dark-haired April O'Neil as depicted in the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic adaptation of the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live-action film.A dark-haired April O'Neil as depicted in the 1997 Image Comics run of Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesA dark-haired April O'Neil as depicted in the original 1984 Mirage Comics run of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 16/08/2025
lol, lmao Managed to fracture two ribs while preparing for surgery. I am just fragile and cursed. As a result It's probably going to be a little bit until I can fully get back to work now so if anyone is going to have stuff I can do soon I'll def need/appreciate the opportunity. Keep me in mind!
A screenshot of an x-ray with two arrows pointing out two rib fractures
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 27/07/2025
I know it's a long shot but I'd love to take a chance at getting on VGen. Not only am I a developer with several contributions to FrankerFaceZ (as add-ons) but I'm also a graphic designer and video editor/creator who has worked with creators in the past. Please? vgen.co/argowizbang #VGenCode
A non-commissioned fan art of @elspeth.bsky.social for her Twitch playthrough of the original Death StrandingA preview of a stream scene mostly comprised of assets (animated background, text bubble) commissioned by former Twitch streamer KazAttackA pitch deck commissioned by creator @jessplayin.bsky.socialA Nintendo Switch game box insert that was created to be printed and placed in a physical Nintendo Switch came case as a birthday gift for @elspeth.bsky.social to celebrate the release of the Nintendo Switch game "Cadence of Hyrule" that she was in
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 21/07/2025
Y'all, Beans is having a day
A photo of a cat laying on a bed with his head hanging loosely over the edge of the bed frame
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 10/06/2025
And don't get confused by the version number in the userscript itself, that's entirely separate from the actual version of FFZ itself. Just check the bottom-left corner of FFZ's settings window to see what version of FFZ you have (latest current version is 4.77.5).
A screenshot of FrankerFaceZ's Control Center window with the location of the current version of FrankerFaceZ outlined in a red square in the bottom-left corner.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 01/06/2025
Said context:
Druckmann: This is where process maybe–I don’t consider risks in the same way as some other people, maybe, because I’ve always taken risks, and I’ve always been successful. That, to me, is now part of the process. If there’s no risk in the project, if it feels safe–to me there’s a balance between art and business. Often they’re in conflict with each other. Business often wants you to mitigate risk, take very calculated risks, and look at market research. Art wants to do something unique and fresh, that will have an impact. You have to protect both, but if I have to pick one, I lean toward the art, because when we have, that has led us to more and more success. Why would I give that up?

It’s also the thing that drives us. People constantly ask me, “Oh, so are you going to go do TV or movies?” And I say, “No, probably not.” There’s something so thrilling to me about games. There are way more unknowns, way more risks. Since we’re talking about TV, one time I gave some direction to Pedro Pascal. Dropping names. I think he was frustrated by my direction. He started joking. He said, “Do you like art?” I got a little defensive. “Yeah, do you like art?” And he said, without missing a beat, “It’s the reason I wake up in the morning. It’s why I live and breathe.”To me, that’s why we do it. It’s hard to describe.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 01/06/2025
Every straight corporate social media manager tasked with planning the content strategy for June
A screenshot from the game Yakuza Kiwami 2 of the character Goro Majima saying "The fuck should I know how this tangly rainbow shit works?"
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 20/05/2025
First panel is of a person sitting at a computer with an excited, happy expression on their face. The second panel is of this same person making the same expression while lying in bed that night.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 05/05/2025
In my downtime between searching for work/gigs I've been working on some nifty stuff that's in the pipeline for #FrankerFaceZ add-ons that I'm hoping people will find useful; just waiting for them to get approved and added. Anyone have any ideas for other stuff that may be cool or useful to have?
A screenshot of a red arrow pointing to a newly added Fullscreen button on the Twitch Clips Manager page of the Twitch Creator DashboardA preview screenshot of a new "Mass Term Blocker" feature for a FrankerFaceZ add-on
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 30/04/2025
👀 #FrankerFaceZ
A screenshot of the new Mass Term Blocker feature in the MAss Ban Tool/Mass Moderation Utilities add-on for FrankerFaceZ
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 16/04/2025
Genuine question, not a "gotcha" or anything but genuine curiosity that I'd like to be educated on: If that's the case then why are they called "Moderation lists" in the settings?
A screenshot of Bluesky's moderation tools settings with the setting title word "Moderation lists" highlighted in a red square
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 12/04/2025
A very relevant stand-up bit about this exact issue courtesy of @danielsloss.bsky.social:
I think one of the hardest things about being a parent must be Christmas morning when you've spent all this time, money, and effort making this day so magical.

And then you look down at your child with those beautiful blue eyes that you hope resemble yours and they spend the whole day thanking Santa.

You know that disappointment that parents feel in that moment? That's exactly how doctors feel whenever you thank God.

Mr. Darcy, we are delighted to announce that your cancer has gone into remission.

"Oh, oh, thank the Lord!"

What? No, sorry, it's just funny. I just couldn't see his name anywhere on this chart. Ah..

Could see my name right up at the top there: Dr. Michaels.

Sat with you through two and a half months chemotherapy. You're welcome, by the way.

Dr. Conners over there. She spent six hours cutting a tumor out of your lung.

Uh, I got the names of all the waitstaff all the nurse staff here. Can't seem to find the Lord's name!"

Yes, but, but, but, but... the Lord sent you!"

I don't think he did! He certainly didn't chip in for that medical degree! If I, 'nd if I 'member correctly, you came to me!

I diagnosed you, and then I specified the treatment. In fact, if I cast my memory even further back,

He's the one that gave you cancer. Why?Maybe because you're an ungrateful fuck!

Yeah, thank you.
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 02/04/2025
The brief period of time between the Switch 2 Direct not having a price and Nintendo eventually confirming it was when all of the people who believe they're The First To Ever Think Of This Joke™️came out in force to reawaken the trauma buried in the psyche of every former and current retail worker
A tweet by X user @Gamechin that says "So it'll be free then I guess"A tweet by X user @CanadianZar that says "Guess it's free"A tweet by X user @ZoieNolan1 that says "Guess that means it's free then. Can't wait to just walk into Walmart grab one and leave."A tweet by X user @FilixBthat says "No price tag? Might be free then lol"
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 21/03/2025
Managed to finish an update to the Mass Ban Tool which may or may not be useful if/when it gets approved. 👀 To anyone who might find Mass Ban Tool useful: any suggestions for future changes/additions that might be helpful for something like this?
A screenshot of the Mass Ban Tool window showing a newly-added ability to import recent followers to the user list
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 28/01/2025
If there's anyone I know that would relate to this feeling more than anyone it's @skinnedteen.bsky.social
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 10/12/2024
And for any FrankerFaceZ users out there who have this experiment turned on for them and hate it, there is already a way to switch the experiment off to change things back to the below-the-player layout:
A screenshot of the FrankerFaceZ Control Panel showing which experimental setting to turn off to restore the Twitch Metadata layout back to the normal "below-the-player" layour
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 25/11/2024
I was trying to double-check some time math the other day for an upcoming appointment I had and this was the answer I got from Google's AI when trying to confirm what 165 minutes prior to my appointment time would be Look at it Just fucking look at it This is the future of efficiency, apparently
Text results of a Google search for "165 minutes before 3:45pm" which contains the following (very wrong) information:

"AI Overview

165 minutes before 3:45pm is 11:00am.

Explanation:

Convert 3:45pm to minutes: 3 hours * 60 minutes/hour + 45 minutes = 225 minutes.

Subtract 165 minutes from 225 minutes: 225 minutes - 165 minutes = 60 minutes.

Convert 60 minutes back to hours: 60 minutes / 60 minutes/hour = 1 hour.

Subtract 1 hour from 3:45pm: 3:45pm - 1 hour = 11:00am."
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 25/08/2024
I've been learning more about making custom alerts/overlays/whatever via browser sources in OBS and I'm loving it. Though simple, I'm proud of this Yakuza Kiwami-inspired element for @TheJessPlayin that looks great for its intended use. I'd love more ideas to work on! Any takers?
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 19/11/2023
When I came across this job listing I was in no way expecting the turn that it takes in the third act and I can guarantee that you won't be expecting it either
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 07/02/2023
Finally, none of this "co-pay cap" nonsense Things you love to finally see Now, the hard part: actually getting it to happen www.politico.com/news/2023/02/06/bi…
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 18/01/2023
My new @FrankerFaceZ add-on Clip Confirm has been added to FFZ! It adds a confirmation window (with an optional manual override shortcut) to the Clip button on streams to help stop accidental clip creation. Try it out and let me know if you have any feedback/suggestions/problems!
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 12/01/2023
": This Time It's Personal"
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 05/01/2023
Also, special shoutout for cheapskates like this one Or maybe I'm just overcharging nowadays, who knows
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 23/12/2022
And some people say being a Twitch mod is difficult
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 31/10/2022
Well I'm sold
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 20/10/2022
Oh hey, my Unread Mentions Counter add-on for @FrankerFaceZ has been implemented! I'd love to hear feedback for fixes/changes/suggestions from anyone who tries it out. I hope y'all can get some use out of it!
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ArgoWizbang @argowizbang.com · 05/08/2022
When @ElspethEastman showed up on @primegaming yesterday with her POWER STACHE I found myself having a strange, unexpected hankering for a snack and it wasn't until earlier today that I finally realized why
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