arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Congratulations to all the socks having a holiday 5293
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 10/05/2025“The nightingales are singing in the orchards of our mothers, and hearts that we broke long ago have since been breaking others. The sky is high the sea is deep, roll them overboard and sleep…” 2140
Reposted by @arfursmith.bsky.socialMostly Comedy @mostlycomedy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Exactly one month until we venture to the Mill Arts Centre in #Banbury, in the company of @arfursmith.bsky.social, @rosieisaholt.bsky.social & @davidephgrave.bsky.social, for this. www.themillartscentre.co.uk/shows/mostly... 032
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Poor old Elon Musk he’s lost 135 billion dollars and now he’s only got 298 billion left. Thinking of organising a benefit for him. Any volunteers to do an act in it? 8191
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I’ve been nominated in the humility swards! I’ll be really pissed off if I don’t win 0150
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Duh I’m meant to be giving a motivational speech tomorrow but I can’t really be arsed…… 3240
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I can confirm Balham Airport is operating as normal 7343
Reposted by @arfursmith.bsky.socialMark Ereira-Guyer @markereira-guyer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025As part of the 2025 Togetherness #Poetry Challenge we’re exploring ‘shared identities’ themes, with online sessions with one of last year’s Challenge poets, Steve Lott based in Harlow, Essex @arfursmith.bsky.social @poetrysociety.bsky.social @ovyuki.bsky.social www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/exploring-...eventbrite.co.ukExploring The Meanings of Identity through Poetry - A Workshop SeriesJoin our four-part online workshop on identity with Steve Lott—teacher, director of studies, and 2024 Togetherness Poetry Challenge finalist 033
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before….. 6141
Reposted by @arfursmith.bsky.socialMark Ereira-Guyer @markereira-guyer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Everyone welcome at our launch of this year’s Togetherness #Poetry Challenge in Dalston @arfursmith.bsky.social @poetrysociety.bsky.social @poetrydaily.bsky.social @rhinopoetry.bsky.social @pascalepetit.bsky.social www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/poets-toge...eventbrite.co.ukPoets Together, Awright! Poetry Challenge Launch & Modern Cockney FestivalJoin us for a relaxed and uplifting evening, with an incredible line up of spoken word performances, drinks, nibbles, and very good vibes. 074
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Seems a Nigerian Prince has left me £450 million. Quite pleased 3231
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Exciting breaking news in Balham; I’ve got a new pair of slippers! 10330
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Has anyone seen Elon Musk and Ron Hubbard in the same room? 3100
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Sometimes I think our cutlery wants to escape 1120
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Spotted 2 tigers on Wandsworth Common 8120
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 08/01/2025My apologies to the people of Balham. I’d booked some snow for today but alas…. 5140
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Pomegranate is an annoying name for a fruit. It sounds like an Australian describing an English stone 1101
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 30/12/2024All of our advisers are currently helping other customers but please hold and we shall be with you shortly (boring tinny music) x 50 3161
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Improve your health with intermittent farting 3143
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Oh dear. Met a man today who DOESN’T like figgy pudding. 6120
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 11/12/2024drive.google.com/drive/mobile... Some gigs next year. You coming?drive.google.comArthur & Clare socials - Google Drive 252
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Very annoying American word: “unaliving”. 6131
Reposted by @arfursmith.bsky.socialChortle @chortle.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Today's tour announcements: Matt Richardson, Stuart Laws, Amy Annette and Arthur Smith (with poet Clare Ferguson). All comedy tours here: dlvr.it/TGZx04 093
Reposted by @arfursmith.bsky.social@With1v @with1v.bsky.social · 08/12/2024If you have never seen or heard 'Syd'. Make sure you do. It is a love letter to our late fathers and so much more. With @arfursmith.bsky.social & @kirstynewton.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000y64vbbc.co.ukStand-Up Specials - Syd - BBC SoundsArthur Smith tells the story of his father Syd, an ordinary man in extraordinary times. 175
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I feel sorry for silence. It never gets a look in any more 5201
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 01/12/2024My latest painting - self portrait by window 9392
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Good gracious I am now 70. All residents of Balham may now have the day off 23821
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I sailed through my driving test ….. that’s why I failed it. 6594
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 20/11/2024If you only read one novel this year…. maybe read 2 next year 652308170
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Honestly, some people… met a woman tonight who thinks that Father Christmas doesn’t exist! 5221
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Got to get on a train at Euston today. Please send thoughts and prayers 18883
arfursmith.bsky.social @arfursmith.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I used to think Elon Musk was a type of aftershave 2112120
