Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think I speak for a lot of us when I say... anytime you're feeling like drawing these two naked and embarrassed, DO it. They've got wonderful chemistry and their shyness makes them that much more adorable. 010
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That moose, unlike us, has the best view of EXPOSED PLATYPUS BUTTHOLE. How kind of Jeff to keep his tail raised! They really do look embarrassed! It's okay, guys, you are admired. Even those who delight in your embarrassment are too horny to snicker. 010
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He DESERVES cock worship, too. Look at that handsome thing. 021
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 12/09/2026One of the most inspiring sights I've ever encountered, just breathtaking 000
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We’ll follow the official account for official information and updates 010
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is the first time I've seen this kind of outdoor urinal 010
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It's nearly impossible not to stare at that casual piss 000
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When the thing you don't want to happen to anyone happens to someone who really deserves it... 020
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026For a fandom which is horrified and disgusted by musk in convention elevators, we sure do love it directly from the source 000
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I know I'm supposed to be terrified of the scary axe but it's very hard to concentrate on that when there's so much else 000
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'd say "I've been called out" but I think he's called more than a few of us out 010
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is peak armpit hair. I've always imagined Tooro has an inviting musk. 000
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026oh my he's quite the muscle pig and so confident too 010
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026He should just let the cum happen. He'll be ready again in no time. 010
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Such a masculine character, such a gently presented hole. Much to emulate here. 000
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If making yourself cum is a crime, I'm the guiltiest bastard ever and there is no hope of rehabilitation for me 000
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026That’s one of the most photogenic buttholes I’ve ever seen 110
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Well, yes... but, am I *your* faggot? You'd know if you are. And if not, there's not a lot to say. 010
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Is it also acceptable to sniff a gently peeled-back foreskin? 020
Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Yes, we do. For all the reasons you imagine we like him. 010