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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

One of my biggest unfulfilled kinks right here

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'd say "I've been called out" but I think he's called more than a few of us out

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Well, yes... but, am I *your* faggot? You'd know if you are. And if not, there's not a lot to say.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I need to find time to write again. It gave me a reason to keep this account going, and I have several ideas I wanted to get to eventually.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If I get their descriptions right, may I sniff their pits?

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Seeing furry art today featuring big bruiser men with flattop haircuts and it's unlocking an old "gotta make the boss happy" kink which I've never really had opportunity to explore

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

There are probably other scenarios which might have me nervously lowering my britches and I'm going to ponder this for a while

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

It didn’t actually start. Not here, anyway.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

It's the first of May First of May OUTDOOR FUCKIN' STARTS TODAY

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

For future use: "I gotta piss like a werewolf who's gotta piss REAL BAD."

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The middle third of the first panel is an entire mood. I can hear the longing in his voice.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Come for the public humiliation. Stay for the predicament bondage. Marvel at the engineering.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

My (unsuccessful) audition for Truck_Skunk's Bonely Fans I'd heard rumors of their lucrative side hustle, so during a work break I showed them my goods Skunk: "See? I told you I was a bit above average!" Truck just laughed at me and told me to get back to work. Artwork by @brokowski.bsky.social

A tradie pig with a small penis bravely dropping his trousers (and getting laughed at, probably)

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Dreaming of being collared. It's a nice dream. Art by @donryu.bsky.social

Cheerful, shirtless pig in a leather collar and leash

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Dreaming of being collared. It's a nice dream. Art by @donryu.bsky.social

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Celebrating the day by masturbating. As I suspect many of us are.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

When I get back in the swing of things later this year I'd like to commission some art of piggy me as a naked butler, much like @fullpurp.bsky.social has made popular. The world needs more naked butlers, I think.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I'm thinking the next time I can afford some art, piggy as naked butler. Piggy as naked butler who is feeling self-conscious but realizing just how awkward it would be to beg off now.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I don't always wake up with a boner, but I did this morning. Felt like the good old days.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

The bottom is afraid they'll get caught. The top is hoping they'll get caught.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

So this can be taken two ways: 1.) He's worked for years to overcome his speech impediment, but it comes back if he's distracted 2.) He never had a real speech impediment; he only used it for performance. He breaks it out if he has an audience Charming and effective either way. Ruuuuck, indeed.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Bet that felt utterly amazing

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

My all-time favorite dialogue snippet from a panel of furry porn... "You can't walk around in the middle of the wilderness with a hard on!" "I dunno. Seems like that's the perfect place to do it."

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

That top panel is the view you get when you kneel before a god ❤️

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Who'd be able to resist that sweet talk in the middle panel? Not me...

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DeanMatthewsXXX @IML May 21-27 @deanmatthewsxxx.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Submission is a gift. Treat it with respect and honor it.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

A good night to lounge around in leather

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

It's a rerun but a popular one Repost your sona's hole

Sam Ardent naked on floor, using one hand to spread his bum and show his butthole. Artwork by DBruin

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

That fifth panel calls me out so much. Making a nervous mistake and getting reprimanded. It's nearly inevitable... and let's face it, the Doms enjoy these moments of firm correction.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

It took a while but I finally figured out a way to get my next chapter going. Hope I still have any readership to speak of.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Changed my display name on FA to Sam Ardent. It's certainly an improvement! Now I need to find time to write again.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

The most provocative pose a man can strike. Works on me every single time.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Derogatory terms? Or factual descriptors? Or even "terms of rough endearment"?

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

It tastes bad. Like punishment.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Maybe I just have a soft spot for vintage erotica, but this is exemplary. It doesn't hit all of my kink buttons and it doesn't need to. It's real masculinity. It makes me want to say "yes"... or more to the point, "yes, Sir."

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

I could not possibly agree more

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Vibe check, post that ass art (I think everyone's seen it already but you never know. By @dbruinart.bsky.social)

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Really feeling that "better a faggot than a fascist" meme going around

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

A rigorous position constructed with unassailable logic

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Bear icon MACK SF died a few days ago. It's a very odd feeling to outlive someone who once seemed so godlike.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

It's happened. AI porn no longer works for me; the uncanny valley just deflates my cock. Now my personal ethics and my wank are in harmony again.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Surprised that I've seen so few leather or neoprene pup masks with large floppy ears; the small, pointy ones seem to be de rigueur

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Fun fact: 100% of people without a piss fetish still must piss. Sometimes urgently.

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I vaguely resemble Stan so this is personally humiliating, as intended

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I vaguely resemble Stan so this is personally humiliating, as intended

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Sam Ardent @ardentpig.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I see a meme that says "Retweet if you're a submissive faggot!" but so far I haven't because 1.) This is the sky, they're not tweets to begin with 2.) There are diminishingly few people who I would obey, and none of them have ordered me to pass this along 3.) It seems like belaboring the point

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