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Drake

@archwizarddrake.bsky.social
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New here, still setting up, don't mind me lurking (30s, 🏳️‍🌈, He/anything idc)

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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A still image of the open pocket watch from the anime "Fullmetal Alchemist", but the "Don't Forget 3.Oct.10" engraving is covered by an image of Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron in "Mean Girls" as she says, "It's October 3rd."
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm just now remembering how Peter David got ScansDaily taken down because people leaked a disgusting shock value storyline he wrote for X-Factor, involving a lead character's pregnancy.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To your original point, I chalk that up to Western writers' fascination with the Mossad specifically, akin to boiling down Russia to the KGB in most media. Except the KGB are a Boogeyman who are Always Evil in American/British stories, vs the Mossad as a mysterious third party from the Middle East.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wanda. Part of the original Brotherhood back in the 60s. Stan & Jack baby like the O5. Domino was made for X-Force, Cable's ~eXtReMe~ team for the 90s.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Worth pointing out the character they're referencing here is Sabra, basically "Captain Israel", who has been a minor character since the 80s. Weird she's a super-spy instead in the film. Weirder that they included her in the film *at all* given how much of a FUN topic Israel is right now.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember when Wanda and Pietro were Magneto's half-Romani children, before movie synergy and film rights negotiations fucked that up? Good times.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kree'churs
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Is this like the Les Mis thing Did he watch some drama or spy movie recently that opened with something similar
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why was it over 2 minutes of Doom (With Keyblades), followed by 2 min of watching nerds walking around doing nothing
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I, too, have an eternal and inexplicable urge to watch George Lucas saying "fuck them kids".
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sterling @pencilcomics.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
what if namine had a giant keyblade and tripp pants
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Mr. Gorbachev, tear up these walls!
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Kinda like Devil May Cry, but *less* gay.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Haha, no, Riku's not dead! He just got sent to Superhell. Kinda like Castiel, only gayer.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 09/06/2026
New trailer for ‘Kingdom Hearts 4’ 🗝️
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Playing Rivals with my bestie during Pride? That's two queens combining forces to maximize our joint slay. (We both suck at this game btw)
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Roommate's gone for the weekend, y'know what that means 😏 FINALLY I CAN VOCAL STIM IN FUCKING PEACE
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They wanted to, but they lost the source code for KH1 and ended up spending all the dev time they set aside for a 358/2 remake on a KH1 reconstruction.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh, we talking about the Dick-Ship? The Cockpit? The Ultimate Cruiser?
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Not him saying you're uncut...
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
😬
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
But is it fashion?
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My DM is not allowed to be mad at me for picking weird Elvish names for background characters, because I just spent a half hour figuring out how to record voice notes for the Google doc I've been putting together, so that he doesn't have to ask how the fuck I intend to pronounce them.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I made some cool art stuff for a D&D thing I'm working on but unfortunately I can't show it to any of my D&D friends because it would spoil the D&D thing I'm working on. True art is suffering :D
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Ask one to pick you up, turn that petite feeling into an asset.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I'm so sorry. Talk when you get off?
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
So next month, Discord will be asking users to upload gov IDs or take videos for their facial recognition AI to estimate age. Incidentally, people have tested this AI already 5-6 months ago, and fooled it using Garry's Mod and a character model with a really old face.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Block instantly.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Brag about it
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Got you beat, started hating everyone 30 minutes before my shift started cuz some lady in the breakroom kept loudly going "Oooh, yummy!" every time someone pulled out food. Right as the shift before me went to lunch. Every. Fucking. Time.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Ahhh, you make me feel old. 😌
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
December 31st / January 1st
Sora from Kingdom Hearts II in his Christmastown / Halloweentown Santa costume iconSora from Kingdom Hearts II fainting low hp health bar glowing red with a sad face
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Waita-
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Happy birthday!
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The bar is low, tbh.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Now for my favorite game, "Let's see who of the people whose birthdays I keep saved on my calendar can remember a simple date like The Day After Christmas."
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I can understand BBQ sauce. It adds a nice smokey sweetness. But ketchup...?
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Oh you mean,
A variation of the Connect Four game cover titled Connect Two, depicting Nina Tucker and her dog from Full Metal Alchemist.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Just tell them you're not a valid selection because you hate cops and can't be impartial.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Felt
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
You're probably right to, but what'd he do?
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I love when devs know their audience.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Friend: "People who think [Silksong] is hard clearly haven't played Dark Souls." Me: "Most of the complaints I see are about the platforming, actually." Friend: -scoffs- 1 hour later, Friend: "I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT THE DIFFICULTY" Me: "Are you dying to-" Friend: "THE PLATFORMING" Me:
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a woman is sitting on a bed with her hands on her face and the words `` pretends to be shocked '' above her .
Alt: a woman is sitting on a bed with her hands on her face and the words `` pretends to be shocked '' above her .
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
-GASP-
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Just woke up, saw this, was like "What's he talking about," opened Twitter... "... Huh."
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
When we talk about how "Magneto was right," this is why -- here he is, correctly predicting how this is going to go. It starts with dehumanizing; then that leads to tracking; tracking leads to arrests; arrests lead to camps; camps lead to genocide.
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
A BABYYYYYYY
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
You had ONE job 😃
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Drake @archwizarddrake.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Omg I was just thinking that last night!!
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