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@archerbirb.bsky.social
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21st century pizza slut. Former Enterprise IT Manager, Destroyer of carbohydrates. Subi Forester 💙, Love bass music! Say hi! Pfp by @fabrosaure.bsky.social Banner by @cordi.bsky.social . 💜💍💙 Otterly_Roxie! Dad to a feathered mess! Pan He/Him NOVA/WDC 🇺🇸🇸🇰🇮🇪🔞

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Ovhan @ovhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Uninstall this dangerous trash
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some shots from a garden outing! The little ones were super cooperative on this day! It made for some fun shots! 📸 by me, Nikon Z5 Tamron 2x Teleconverter Tamron 150-600mm G2 lens. Edited for lighting and color with Affinity Photo 2. All shots taken at ~1200mm focal length in late afternoon light
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Silly little gal finally stayed still long enough to take a sip at the feeder! She's been chasing all the other hummingbirds away from this feeder, the little jalapeno! 💙 📸 by me, taken with. Nikon Z5 Tamron 150-600 G2 Lens Tamron 2x Teleconverter Edited for lighting and noise with Affinity Photo 2
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes getting lost in the corn is the least of your worries... escaping HIM is a whole other story. His mouth sewn, hung, and left to rot among the corn. He waits for those who lurk too closely, wander too far from safety. He is death. Spooky vibes from the wonderful @fabrosaure.bsky.social 💀🌽
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes getting lost in the corn is the least of your worries... escaping HIM is a whole other story. His mouth sewn, hung, and left to rot among the corn. He waits for those who lurk too closely, wander too far from safety. He is death. Spooky vibes from the wonderful @fabrosaure.bsky.social 💀🌽
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's disappointing when an artist you've supported flat out ghosts and you're left wondering if they're okay or just ignoring you.
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Silly little gal finally stayed still long enough to take a sip at the feeder! She's been chasing all the other hummingbirds away from this feeder, the little jalapeno! 💙 📸 by me, taken with. Nikon Z5 Tamron 150-600 G2 Lens Tamron 2x Teleconverter Edited for lighting and noise with Affinity Photo 2
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Back to this mood, again 😭
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HEROMULE🗿🌈 @heromule.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Birbs
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Fabrosaure • Célia - Comms open! @fabrosaure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🖤YCH: Danse Macabre🖤 Fixed price: 100€ Unlimited slots You can DM me or order through Vgen -(link below) [ #commission #artshare #illustration #ych #oc #characters #commissionsopen #otter #reaper #scythe #halloween #blackandwhite #red #spooky #sketch #furryart #painting #vgen #vgencommissions ]
Illustration of an anthropomorphic otter character waltzing with a skull-faced creature resembling a reaper. A scythe appears on the right side of the piece and a cemetery is drawn on the left side.Illustration of an anthropomorphic otter character waltzing with a skull-faced creature resembling a reaper. A scythe appears on the right side of the piece and a cemetery is drawn on the left side.
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🐦ƓĮįȡⱸ★Ơȿƥŗⱸƴ🦜 @glideosprey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Papa Meat a bird furry???
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Early Fall colors are starting to hit the trees, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to snag some shots of the birds this morning! Felt good to dust off the camera and get some shutter time in! Soon the winter birb's will be here! I can't wait! 📸 Moments in nature, captured by @cordi.bsky.social 💙
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did some cable management on the new AV rack under my desk, ngl, I was surprised by how many USB's I use. Including the ones on my mobo I'm up to 14 devices. That's not counting any sim peripherals which can push it closer to 20 devices on my system. Anyways, less cable spaghetti is always good!
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think after all the recent news about the dumbass fella on the left, we can all agree Arch wore it better than him anyways...
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Gnoll Lotta Trouble @gage-egag.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
dming an artist who's owed me a comm for 2 years
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If I was turned into a 20 piece chicken nugget, what sauce would you dip me in? 🍗🍗🍗 I personally think I'd pair with a solid BBQ or Sweet and Sour 🤷‍♂️ Thoughts? 🍗Delicious questions that keep Arch and I up at night thanks to the lovely @fabrosaure.bsky.social 💙
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dumb birb hours
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Napped so hard I forgot I was in my own house when I woke up! 😭 Dang that was a good, needed nap y’all lmao!
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Had the opportunity to jump to a 5800X3D and even for it being an older chip, dang! The difference in performance from the 5800X is noticeable in almost all games I play! I'm quite content with this last "upgrade" I'll make for my Zen3 rig. Too expensive to jump ship to a new rig right now imo! 🤷‍♂️🤓
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Went for a walk this morning, I was happy to hear my first CRUNCH! AHHHHHH!!!! Some of the trees here are already starting to lose leaves! Soon my walks will be surrounded by the lovely colors, smells and sounds of the season! It's already starting to get cooler too! 🍂💙🍂 📸 by @cordi.bsky.social 💙
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nerdy moment, but built an 8U 19" AV rack with a powered 16 port USB switch, Ubiquiti switch for the gameroom, and a PDU to separate power for easier troubleshooting. It's a neat little rack under my desk, out of the way and only set me back a few bucks! Love reorganizing stuff better than it was! 🤓
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In this period of time filled with AI stupidity, let's celebrate those we are not celebrating enough: Art supporters, Art commissioners THANK YOU! Thanks to YOU, many artists can do what they do the best and keep being productive but most importantly Artists can LIVE!
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Welcome to Archie's Pies! Where your toppings can be as outrageous as you are!" A dream filled Archie finally achieving his life long goal of settling down with his own quaint little shop. Pizza is as much a passion as it is delicious to the lil guy. 🍕 from the lovely @cordi.bsky.social
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A simple caesar salad could fix me right now.
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My mom surprised me with a bunch of snacks she brought back from Ireland. I got really emotional because the thought was really nice and a lot of the snacks were what my Gran used to sneak to me as a kid when we'd visit her. Tayto, fruit pastilles, curly wurlys, and a big slab of cadbury. So good! 💙
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minotaur cock enthusiast @stickyfeathers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
THE ONLY THING THEY FEAR IS YOU
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A few more weeks and I'm going to be the most "basic" birb and embrace the Fall with hot chocolate in hand. The photo opportunities around here are going to be divine! I can't wait to go apple picking and check out the local farm mazes and Halloween events! So much good stuff to look forward too!
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Geeking out! I can't wait to see Infekt and Must Die! this November at the B'more Soundstage! A buddy surprised me with tickets so I'll be spending a few days up there with them! It's been ages, def gonna check out the aquarium too and eat my fill of old bay flavored things!
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but, he tries his best! Poor fella!
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Quick appreciation post to those who've been there for me through the hellish few months I've had. I've finally started to feel more like myself again in the past few days. Still processing all the grief but it stings less each day. Just, thank you, y'all know who you are. 💙
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 31/08/2026
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
FUN FACT: Your average sized Archie consumes roughly 300 pizzas a year, mostly at night! If you leave a trail of red bull or monster you're likely to capture one in the wild. Just leave out a slice and a drink and Archies come runnin'! Pizza provider/enabler by the lovely @fabrosaure.bsky.social!💙
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Naka @nakagek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What's that over there?! One lovely Naka by @themalky.bsky.social ~
Artwork of Naka by @themalky.bsky.social
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rainy day, got enough snacks in to feed a family of four for a week, and a new Star Wars game releases today. Just like old times! I'm taking it easy today after everything that's been going on. I feel good about today being a relaxing day for a change. I hope y'all have a good day today too! 💙
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She passed…. She went peacefully in her sleep. I just got the call from my mom. The last thing she said to my mom was that she loved her and then she went to sleep. I’m, I’m a mess again. I thought I was mentally ready but I guess not. I’m grateful she’s at peace now, but my heart feels empty.
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Arch and I have been working through some really tough times lately, but damn, I have to say folks in this community really came through for a random dude and birb on the interwebs. Some of y'all are genuinely wonderful people who don't give themselves enough credit. This birb and I are grateful 💙
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 24/08/2026
Hummingbirds.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Smiled and laughed tbh for the first time in the past few days. Got some needed rest and am still frazzled a bit, but everything is under control. I appreciate everyone who's been in touch and keeping me company during this tough time. Y'alls presence means the world to this silly ol' birb. 💙💙💙
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I remember when I was maybe 4, my Gran used to let me damn near disassemble her kitchen to play "chef" with her while she cooked. If it wasn't that, I would watch the washing machine that was in there. She always used to say I'd get dizzy staring at the silly washer window. She embraced my weird 💙
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tough night, hoped I could speak with my Gran for even just a few minutes, but she's just too weak now. I don't expect her to make it much longer. Y'all, I'm crushed. This is the woman who inspired me to cook, helped shape the man I am. She wasn't just my mom's mom, she was my rock for a long time.
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Found out through a family member that my last grandparent is passing soon. I'm overwhelmed by this news and the sudden nature of this, it's really hard to process. The emotional rollercoaster of these past weeks has me at my limits. I really need life to chill out, please. This fucking sucks. Sorry
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
LOL.... EFFF THAAAAAAT! So so so happy I don't have to go into DC today! The race is going to be fun this weekend, I hope! Hate the whole "250" shit, but oh well. But dang did it shut down a big chunk of the city! I can't even imagine how busy metro is right now. 😮
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All my homies use front right burner.
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All my homies use front right burner.
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Place your item in the bagging area" Shut the fuck up, robot.
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Butterscotch Bitch ✨ @ixybird.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Archer @archerbirb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I GOT THE ALL CLEAR, HOLY CRAP!!! THIS BIRB DOESN'T HAVE CANCER!! Pathology results came in today and everything was benign!!! Even though I'm sick I'd be lying if I said I haven't been running around the house just absolutely giddy for the past 15 minutes! Fuck Cancer, not this birb, not today!
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