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Archangel Gabriel

@archangelicgabriel.bsky.social
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Messenger of God, Prince of Heaven, and First-Order Archangel (currently on sabbatical)

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Humans have always been impatient. Chin up. I have it on the Highest Authority that rainbows come after storms. Also I was there for the first one, and will be for the last.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
For those unable to use the ‘ooh-er’ code, it leads here… youtu.be/UvBZ0_3KCLI Shush, Crowley — the goat, as you say — is undeniably out of the bag.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
One finds all sorts of things looking for useful postal boxes…
A dark, polished table cluttered with copies of the Good Omens graphic novel, packaging materials, envelopes and labels. A yellow feather duster lurks nearby.

On the smaller stack of books stands a glass ball — a snow globe — but, instead of a snowy scene, it contains a darkened rocky landscape and a deep, shimmering night sky filled with stars. Two figures stand on a path, one in black robes, the other in white. A herd of goats forage peacefully around them.

A sheet of flimsy, age-mottled paper in the foreground appears to be a sheet from an old receipt pad, bearing an engraving of the bookshop in one corner and a list of products and services in the other. The page has been used to scribble the following note, which reads as follows:

‘Mr Crowley.

Hello! I hope you’re well. I am well. 

I found this when I was organising the Diary Room, which I am definitely not allowed in (and neither are you according to the Instructions), but I ran out of other things to organise and the Metatron said I was to keep busy. 

I don’t think it’s supposed to be Earthside, but I thought you might know a special reason for it being here. I’m not meant to talk to ~~Supreme Archangel Azir~~ Mr Fell, but I think he’d want you to keep it safe until he comes back.

From Inspector Constable Muriel, 37th Level Scrivener, Temporary Bookshop Proprietor, Gold Star.’

Behind the note, a post-it branded with a tasteful orange logo — ‘Brown’s World of Carpets’ — has been left propped against the snow globe. The writing is Crowley’s — angular black scrawl. ‘Shouldn’t leave this lying about.’ It’s signed with a single X.

At the lower right corner is a QR code, leading to the following address…

https://youtu.be/UvBZ0_3KCLI
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Incredible how you can spend your entire existence devoted to Heavenly Works and the one thing that sticks with humans isn't your power, glory, or devotion, but the sight of your corporation.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It's never too late to try for the things you want in life. Not saying you will succeed, but still. Climb every mountain, etc.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Why do you humans say "abscess makes the heart grow fonder"? Surely you mean "tender."
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I can't confirm or deny any activities that may include items awaiting patent approval.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, it's a habit. And boy are you bad at sticking to those. Start there and work your way up to general excellence. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas, everyone. May the coming year be both peaceful and joyful for all.
Christmas tree with ornaments of a dove and a bee.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Everything in nature invites us constantly to be what we are. Everything in God's Plan invites us to be even better than that. So do that instead of listening to nature. What does nature know anyway? Not much. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Meaning is about making a difference, not having an audience. You DO have an audience literally all the time, however. God is watching, and every once in a while, so are angels and/or demons if you're a special case. Do not make yourself a special case. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you're first led to temptation. Try to make a good first impression on both. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
We all go through that phase. It'll pass.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Don't "do it for the bit" unless "the bit" is the betterment of humanity.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
"Love is love" is such a ridiculous phrase. What other emotional state would it be? Irritation? Skepticism? If someone is confused about what love is, help them out by telling them to check the dictionary.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If random acts of kindness are too much for you right now, try random acts of kinda nice. Maybe you don't throw away a stranger's litter, but smile and hand it back to them. Even small good deeds count! Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Stop overthinking. You're the only one who cares or remembers anything you've done, other than God. Spend your energy on better things, like prayer or knitting. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Your feelings are valid. Maybe not right or reasonable, but valid. Also, you have a lot of them, so try cutting back on a few. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
You humans and your inspiring fashion trends; needless to say, I've found myself drawn to this place. Hm... If I'm going to keep taking these trips Earthside, I suppose I could get a new pair of shoes. Maybe two.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Count your blessings. It's good practice, and smart to routinely take inventory.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Doing the right thing doesn't always mean you'll get the right results, on Earth anyway. Why? Because life is unfair. You always get the right results on Judgement Day, though. Everyone does. So cheer up.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Seems some humans need to be told that empathy is not a sin. I can confirm that it is not, both as a High Authority and by being attached to a Low Authority. These people must be getting it confused with the word "apathy," which sounds similar but is very different - and also not exactly a sin.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I can't exactly remember if they stood like this while we argued at Tadfield Air Base, or if it just felt like it to observers.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Humans, how did you determine which animals were rideable? I'm betting it was a process of elimination, and if so, I would also wager you haven't found all possible mount options yet.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Beautiful. I'm pretty sure you humans would say they have impressive "drip." The classic looks are classic for a reason.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I've heard humans 'go feral' for things, but never 'go domestic.' Seems odd.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
There are nightingales everywhere. Listen.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Something else that needs to come back into regular fashion: spatterdashes. I kept them a part of Heaven's formal fighting uniform for a reason - they just look so good.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Just do your best. No not like that.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I recently heard that you should "be the change you want to see in the world." Being change is a strange thought, but sure, I see the appeal of becoming loose and shiny.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Be Not Afraid, etc.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Always be the best version of yourself. Unless you're not that great, in which case never be the best version of yourself. Be the best version of someone else. There are a lot of saints out there, pick one of them. They're pretty nifty. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Today is a difficult day for some of you, so let me say this: sometimes, it’s necessary to commit a little treason in order to make Heaven for yourself. Trust me, I know firsthand.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
How fitting, I was just talking about clothes.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
You know what needs to come back into fashion? Petticoat breeches. The 17th century really knew what it was doing - clothes these days just don't have enough ribbons on them.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It's strange how so many things on Earth remind me of you, @lord-beelzebub.bsky.social.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
You're stronger than you think. Have you tried lifting a car? Give it a shot, never know until you try. Maybe start with a small car. You're not that strong, you just don't think very highly about yourself. Scratch the car thing. Think better about yourself instead. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Feeling stressed? Try not doing that. Enjoy how much easier things are now. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I am no-one’s father. Not even a man. But, if today you feel sad or lonely where many are celebrating a bond with their own fathers, I’m here. I’m proud of you for all that makes you who you are. Your kindness, your imagination, your hope. You need do nothing to prove yourself to me. I love you.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
As interesting as this exercise was, I've decided that even though coffee with cats shops are "all over the place," they're definitely not "everywhere." I think I'll head back to Beelzebub and have them help me make a list.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Definitely not a cat cafe. Great staff uniforms though.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
FINALLY some human seems to know what I'm looking for. A group of them, even. The three gentlemen making music on the street took a little convincing to stop playing, but they eventually did and directed me to a surprisingly sparkling building. This must be a fancy cat cafe.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Still nothing. I might have to resort to asking humans for directions. We will see. I'll keep looking for a little longer.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
This is absurd. I still haven't found a coffee-cat-restaurant-house. I'm gonna stop jogging and start asking humans where to go. This place surely has to have at least one. It's huge.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
If there are cat-coffee places everywhere, then I should be able to just jog until I find one. Guess I'll just... pick a direction.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
What I'm hearing from all of you is that there are more cat coffee shops out there, not just the one I've been visiting in London. Maybe even other animals too. One of you said owls, which is just confusing. Regardless. I may go for a jog this week and take a look.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I've been thinking lately about the shop Nina suggested with the cats and the coffee. Is it the only place like that, or do you humans have liquids and animals other places?
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hm. I really missed a lot of things over the centuries. Maybe I still miss them.
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Some say "you run the day or the day runs you." As one of the entities who literally oversaw the creation of the first day ever, I say "get yourself a good track suit and run every day."
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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I've heard there are a lot of musics out there. I would like some recommendations. Not ABBA. I know all there is to know about that one now from Beelzebub.
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