Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 14hAt least Vinny had actually passed the bar. 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Worse--it ain't just in the UK. abcbirds.org/news/2025-st...abcbirds.org2025 U.S. State of the Birds Report Addresses Conservation Needs Across Habitats and Species - American Bird ConservancyThe release of the 2025 U.S. State of the Birds report was announced today at the 90th annual North American Wildlife and Natural Resources Conference in Louisville, Kentucky. The report, produced by ... 101 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026For what it's worth, I read yesterday that the tiger was fine. 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don't know about always, but when he was with the Cardinals...yes. 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*Those* are the last five words in the queen's diary. 000 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"There's blisters on my fingers!" 010 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Better stay away from him--he'll rip your lungs out, Jim. 120 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Anti-care." I'm stealing that. 010 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In fairness, until today I was unaware of dystonia. 211 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m just one guy, but I’m a lifelong baseball fan, and if MLB causes a baseball park to be built in a national park, they’ll never get another dime of my money. 031 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'd say he's a national treasure, but he's our treasure too. 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026But she had that funny laugh.... 1120 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That one play in the Texas-Tennessee game is a perfect summary of the state of college football right now. 000 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wonder how much it costs for a cruise. 220 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nah, man, she's learned her lesson. 120 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Without the 8-track, I can make a pretty long list. Graceland. Four-Way Street. Dark Side of the Moon. Hotel California. A bunch more. 010 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Had a thought this afternoon: I've bought copies of Band on the Run on vinyl, cassette, 8-track, and CD. Anyone else have an album like that? 100 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026All this time I thought Susan Collins was just incredibly stupid, but I was wrong--it turns out that she's a crook, too. 000 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm sure she's learned her lesson. 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We’ve got our Pandora set to Led Zeppelin today. I pointed out to Mrs. Arch that almost every song is a half century old. 100 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026From the Tribune tomorrow: “Arkansas Couple Eat Lunch at Restaurant, Stop By Liquor Store.” 121 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026For the last three weeks, the high temperature in my town has been 94 degrees or above. The lowest low temperature was 74. At night. In September. But, yeah, we have other stuff to worry about. 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Especially this one. It's got what we mammalogists call "cuteness." 230 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Supposed to go tomorrow to try to recruit high school juniors to come to my university, and I somehow have to do it without disclosing my doubt that society is going to exist long enough for them to finish a degree. Wish me luck! 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Google says, "Tua Tagovailoa, the Miami Dolphins quarterback, is well-known for wearing two crosses in his eye black on game days." Of course, it's Google, so there's no way of knowing if it's true or not. 010 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's not as if everyone didn't know this all along. 100 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In fairness, without GWB we'd have never had Trump, so... 101 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What’s going on at #NPR? Do you think we won’t listen to a news story if you don’t give it jokey framing as a game show, or do you think your listeners are just too dumb to understand it otherwise? Maybe just tell me the news? 000 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People don't really understand how evolution works. There's no instinct, no evolutionary imperative, for survival of the species. There's only pressure for survival of genes. So, we're doomed. Greed for power, money, and sex trumps (word chosen advisedly) good sense every time. 000 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump is not sending anyone five thousand dollars. If this cynical fake bribe works, it will prove that America is too stupid to survive. 010 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A deranged old man is running the country into the ground and everyone is standing around saying, “Welp, nothing we can do.” 000 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm glad to help you out with this problem. If you'll go to wherever that is, pick up that "trash" and send it to me, I'll cover your expenses and then some. Thanks in advance! 010 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yeah, if they don't kill you by flipping your car, they'll yank you through the window by your hair, then beat the shit out of you. Or maybe they'll just get high and wander off the road: arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...arktimes.comDrunk-driving Arkansas State Police trooper resigns after on-duty crash - Arkansas TimesThe drunk-on-duty trooper who wrecked his patrol vehicle Friday is out, but criticism of ASP is ongoing. 210 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My mom—an English teacher from Pittsburgh—always berated me for “sounding like a hick.” Clearly had no effect. 210 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026And it took so long to bake it! 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 01/09/20263 takeaways from the Dem-Gaz data center scoop arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...arktimes.com3 takeaways from the Dem-Gaz data center scoop - Arkansas TimesDocuments mistakenly handed over to a private citizen indicate Google will pay only a third of the cost of its electrical infrastructure, despite previous assurances that Entergy customers wouldn’t be... 000 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Kinda chic to be a freakin' genius, and all of these people are! 010 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If we’re going to change the names of lakes, let’s change the Great Salt Lake to “Lake Trump.” It’s not going to be around much longer, but will leave a fetid toxic mess that takes decades to clean up. 000 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Y'all know I'm not a fan of the Babylon Bee, but when they're right, they're right, and they've nailed this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74C...youtube.comWe Asked AI To Give Us The Unbiased Facts About AI Data CentersYouTube video by The Babylon Bee 000 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Remember when Trump decided that we were all going to start calling the Gulf of Mexico “Gulf of America?” How’d that go? It must be sad to be President of the United States and have nobody pay attention to your bloviation. 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Canada is the nicest country in the world. They’re like the good brother looking out for the developmentally challenged brother. Any who hates Canada is a soulless chud. 120 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We were in Nashville a couple of weeks ago, and the Country Music Hall of Fame had a really nice exhibit on Dolly's career. It only made us love her more, and it's hard to believe that we could. Dolly was everything a human should be--kind, smart, generous, funny, and could sing a bit. 010 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"National treasure" doesn't begin to cover it. Dolly, we were lucky to have you as long as we did. 000 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Indeed. The greatest episode ever. 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 25/08/20261. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is “never try.” 2. The rat symbolizes obviousness. 3. You don’t make friends with salad. 4. I call the big one Bitey. 5. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026U3 ABCCBA The Three-day Weeknd 110 0
Archaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The Ben Folds Quintet Green Week 110 0
