Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 20hBetween these guys drooling over our ex and St. Louis copy/pasting our style it sure would feel good to shut them all up by dunking on St. Louis and adding an open cup to the trophy case #Crew96 030
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The lack of outrage from Man City fans confirms my suspicion that 99% of Man City fans live in places like Dubai, Florida ect. The kind of fans that will simply put on another jersey. 000
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026None of these teams are higher than 6th in their conference so maybe this isn’t something to brag about. #Crew96 120
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Almost every club is a feeder team for someone. That includes LAFC. Columbus just happens to be better at it. And has a better track record on the global market. But i hope they enjoyed being more prestigious ( whatever that means) when we repeatedly ran them off the field. 100
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 30/09/202699% of clubs are selling clubs. So it’s more important to ask who has LAFC sold to Europe? Columbus has sold guys like Cucho and Aiden Morris recently. Going all the way back to Brian McBride and Stern John back in the day. It’s a long list. I’d say that makes us recognizable in the global market. 110
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026tell me specifically how LAFC is “more recognizable on the global market”? 110
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah I see what he’s saying but I struggle to see why anyone with a brain in their head would care about that perception. We know Nancy wants to go to Europe, but Gass is saying LAFC is… what exactly?!? Almost Europe?! Somehow closer to Europe in some undefinable way? I balk too. I balk. 130
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@empiregass.bsky.social saying the LAFC job is a step up from #Crew96 (because Hollywood??)and in the same breath admitting they’re desperate to hire our former coach. desperate to play like us. And desperate to have the success we’ve had. 🚮 3150
Reposted by CourtneyJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026The most famous person on the planet went to bed last night legitimately sick that Jamal Thiare scored a goal for the Columbus Crew 0663
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every time that Messi video comes across my feed when I know #Crew96 won 1252
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not sure of the rules here but Columbus would like to claim Kei Kamara (147) and Jeff Cunningham (134). 101
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Update: I was wrong. Mendez is infact NOT “just another guy” 000
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have questions: -What are chances Federico said exactly what he meant to say? -How much leeway do you give someone when English isn’t their first language? Regardless of the language barrier or possible sexist connotation, grabbing a ref should be MUCH more than a 2 game ban IMO. #Crew96 130
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Only a fool would bet on MLS BUT….. Prince Owusu will absolutely score tonight #Crew96 220
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I saw that Meta commercial where they defend AI. Anyone else think it’s odd that they use the first part of the David Bowie song “Five Years” in the background? The chorus of that song is Bowie screaming: “We’ve got 5 years / my brain hurts a lot We’ve got 5 years / That’s all we’ve got 🔮 010
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bangoura is our best shot at controlling the middle of the field and dictating the pace of play. Doing that would give our front 3 a chance to really cook 010
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Let’s hope we can get Bangoura back before the final 🙏🏼 #BangouraWatch2026 #Crew96 240
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bangoura is our only chance at controlling the middle of the field and dictating the pace of play. Being able to do that changes things. 000
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You could field an all-time Crew best 11 and they’d lose every game in DC. It’s just what we do. #Crew96 000
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Your not wrong. He might be the best player we have. But with Santi on the field Mendez isn’t “far and away” the best. Also we’re 2 points off the bottom of the conference so maybe that’s not something to brag about. Mendez seems to disappear for long stretches. Hopefully that changes. 100
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That’s Taha’s assist. Giving Brais any credit there is silly. He played fine but in general it seems like teams are figuring him out now that they have film on him. Having Santi might help free Brais up but we’ll see. 100
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Worried that Mendez is doing that thing where he shows up hot …and then everyone immediately figures him out and now he’s just another guy. Hope I’m wrong #Crew96 300
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Assuming we’re done in the transfer window, big job for Courtois to put all this together properly. Biggest challenge of his career. 🍿 #Crew96 040
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sean Zawadski is preeeeeetty far down on our list of problems right now. 130
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Tactics are a mess. Dropping into a shell after an early goal is suicide for a team that can’t defend 030
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Decent shout but at least Ante didnt sue MLS to leave Columbus like Paul Caligiuri did. Gazdag was worse than either of them imo 110
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In hindsight, we were title contenders until he showed up. didn’t leave until we were in last place in the east. Don’t let the door hit you bro 030
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Maybe if we all agree to forfeit our quarter zips we could sign a defender? #Crew96 010
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My son just showed me a video where Mr. Beast pays 100 police officers to go on an elaborate wild goose chase… he may have inadvertently found the best possible use of police officers. 000
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The old analogy about building a plane while flying it definitely applies to #Crew96 right now. So I won’t overreact to a loss to Gnashville on the road. However, I do have questions about why we weve been throwing parts off the plane mid flight. 071
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Prince Owusu looks like a 20m player every time he plays against us 000
Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We’re a tournament team. can’t be bothered with this regular season nonsense. #Crew96 010
