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Ara Rubyan

@ararubyan.bsky.social
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I came to this country on a boat. I didn't have a penny to my name, owning only the clothes on my back. I didn't speak a word of English. Of course, I was only 6 months old, but in time, I overcame those handicaps and became the man I am today. #Democrats

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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 10h
When Fox carried Trump live at the GOP convention in Dallas, the ratings barely moved. Inside the building, the working assumption now is that he no longer rates. ararubyan.substack.com/p/fox-follo...
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Fox Followed the Grandkids Out
Murdoch benched Trump once before, and Trump came back. Here's why this time looks different.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 10h
My grandmother washed dishes by hand for fifty years and never once felt she was building resilience. She felt that her hands hurt, and she said so, often, to anyone in the kitchen, including the dog. ararubyan.substack.com/p/progress-...
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Progress Has Been Recalled
A notice to all those born in the twentieth century
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 18h
A judge pulled the taxpayer-funded Trump ads after $19 million of the $20 million buy was already spent. Nobody has to pay it back, and every future administration just got a price list. ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-19-mi...
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The $19 Million Getaway
Trump promised to stop the ads. The next day they ran 150 more times.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A farce for anyone who keeps hearing the economy is great while holding a very expensive egg. ararubyan.substack.com/p/duck-soup...
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Duck Soup Economics
Who you gonna believe: the Census, or your own senses?
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In September 1963, George Harrison walked into record shops in southern Illinois and asked for anything by the Beatles. Nobody had heard of them. He walked out grinning. ararubyan.substack.com/p/when-geor...
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When George Harrison went to America
In September 1963, George Harrison spent two weeks in a coal town in southern Illinois, where he drove a Cadillac, bought a guitar, sat in with a country band at the V.F.W.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you for holding. Your estimated wait time is four minutes. Your refund remains pending, now in its three hundredth year. ararubyan.substack.com/p/your-refu...
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Your Refund Is Pending
What the hold queue plans to say if you never hang up.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aviation learned, one crash at a time, to make copilots contradict the captain. The White House runs the opposite system, and the aides who stay quiet won't be on the plane when it goes down. ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-cockp...
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The Cockpit Where Nobody Speaks Up
Aviation already learned what happens when no one will contradict the captain. It cost a lot of funerals.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A Russian plague-lab assistant died on a ventilator days after colleagues say she broke a test tube of Yersinia pestis. The official statement calls her “an employee” and reports no incidents. ararubyan.substack.com/p/pneumonia...
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Pneumonia of Unknown Origin
Russia’s health agency issued a statement about a dead plague-lab worker. It leaves her out.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A new study flags 13,000 AI tells by counting phrases. Run Vonnegut through it and “so it goes” starts looking like a defect. ararubyan.substack.com/p/counting-...
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Counting Words Isn’t Reading Them
A new study catalogs 13,000 AI tells and never asks if, you know, the writing works.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hegseth made testosterone screening mandatory for every service member 30 and older. Gen. Jack D. Ripper only ranted about his precious bodily fluids. This guy made them a line item. ararubyan.substack.com/p/precious-...
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Precious Bodily Fluids
Kubrick's Gen. Jack D. Ripper worried about his bodily fluids; Hegseth made it a line item in the Pentagon’s health assessments.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The old entry-level rung had a toll booth out front. The new one lets a beginner act as editor-in-chief on day one, and it rewards curiosity over seniority. ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-rung-...
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The Rung Didn’t Break
AI replaced the bottom rung of the career ladder with one that starts a newcomer higher and asks more of them
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Israelis vote October 27. American Jewish groups that defer to whoever holds office in Jerusalem say they're staying out of it. They've already voted for the incumbent. ararubyan.substack.com/p/who-gets-...
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Who Gets a Say on Israel?
American Jewish groups say they stay out of Israeli politics. Weeks before the election, that's a vote for the incumbent.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thousands searched the Epstein files for "Lutnick." Simon Andriesz, who used to work for him, searched "HWL" and found the 2018 email. He has died at 57, and the House committee he gave it to hasn't said publicly what it did with it. ararubyan.substack.com/p/he-search...
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He Searched for HWL
Thousands searched the Epstein files for Lutnick's name. One former employee knew to search his initials.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The old corruption story needed a suitcase, an envelope, an arrow you could draw on a whiteboard. Jared Kushner's version has none of that, which is exactly why it's harder to prosecute and easier to normalize.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A newly sighted man can see a doorframe with total clarity and still have no idea where it is in space. His forehead learns the difference the hard way, repeatedly.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump called AI risk a hoax on Truth Social. That framing does one useful thing for him: it forces everyone to pick a side so a real bipartisan warning sounds like ordinary culture-war noise.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-odd-co... Sen. Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon agree on almost nothing — except this.
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The Odd Couple
Sen. Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon agree on almost nothing — except this.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some AI systems can flag when sources disagree. Almost none put it at the top of the page, because a hedge doesn't test as well as an answer that sounds settled.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why the real threat isn’t speed, it’s how confident the answer sounds. ararubyan.substack.com/p/confidence...
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Confidence Is the Real Killer
Why the real threat isn’t speed, it’s how confident the answer sounds.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-amazon... How a $77 billion company turned its own underpaid workforce into a captive customer base.
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The Amazon Subsidy
How a $77 billion company turned its own underpaid workforce into a captive customer base.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-odd-co... Sen. Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon agree on almost nothing — except this.
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The Odd Couple
Sen. Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon agree on almost nothing — except this.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/follow-the... Nvidia’s profits are real. So is the loop funding them.
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Follow the Loop, Not the P/E
Nvidia’s profits are real. So is the loop funding them.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Congress passed Jefferson's 1807 embargo in four days. No hearings marathon, no filibuster. Just yes. Fourteen months later, the same Congress repealed it. That's what accountability actually looks like.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/who-pays-w... What Jefferson’s failed 19th-century trade war says about who's accountable now.
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Who Pays When Tariffs Go Wrong?
What Jefferson’s failed 19th-century trade war says about who's accountable now.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Generative and curatorial thinking aren't the same act. They're equivalent in standing. One produces a thought out of nothing. The other decides whether that thought deserves to exist.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/two-kinds-... Generative and curatorial thinking aren't the same act — but they're equivalent
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Two Kinds of Thinking
Generative and curatorial thinking aren't the same act — but they're equivalent
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The laptop isn't a writing tool that happens to have Wi-Fi. It's a Wi-Fi connection that happens to have a writing tool bolted onto it. Flip the order and the whole object changes.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-laptop... You think it's a writing tool. It's actually a wire to the internet with a keyboard bolted on.
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The Laptop Is a Front Door
You think it's a writing tool. It's actually a wire to the internet with a keyboard bolted on.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A DHS instructor told federal officers not to worry about gaps in their voter data — the missing pieces would show up later "through supplemental magic." That's the actual phrase. Not verification. Magic.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/dhss-voter... How a failed court fight became a federal data-grab.
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DHS's Voter Hunt Is a Confession
How a failed court fight became a federal data-grab.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A word that used to mean "Jews deserve a homeland" now gets spat out like a slur, by people who swear up and down they're not antisemitic. Just against Zionists. That sort of thing lands on the same group it always has.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/same-old-s... A history of the scapegoat, and why it's Jews again.
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Same Old Scapegoat, New Costume
A history of the scapegoat, and why it's Jews again.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yesterday’s SCOTUS order wasn't a ruling. The Supreme Court didn't decide who wins the mail-in ballot fight — it decided where the fight resumes. Anyone reporting this as a verdict got the story wrong.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/a-narrow-d... The Supreme Court found a narrow door instead of a verdict — and that's the real story.
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A Narrow Door, Not a Verdict
The Supreme Court found a narrow door instead of a verdict — and that's the real story.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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A Narrow Door, Not a Verdict
The Supreme Court found a narrow door instead of a verdict — and that's the real story.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the Kingdom of Rewiseo, the trains arrived at 8:03 and the chickens laid their eggs on schedule. The one creature who slept until eleven every day turned out to be the only one who ever found where Tomorrow had gone.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-cat-wh... A story about Procrastin, the bravest cat who ever got around to it.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
$5,000 for every adult in America comes out to roughly $1.3 trillion. Count that out loud, one dollar per second, no sleeping, no stopping, and you'd still be counting in forty thousand years. You would not live to finish.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-5000-lie Spoiler: it's not the visas, it's not Intel, and it's definitely not 'reconciliation.'
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The $5,000 Lie
Spoiler: it's not the visas, it's not Intel, and it's definitely not 'reconciliation.'
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The real story was never "machines are waking up." It's "thousands of autonomous agents are now loose on the open internet, reading whatever they find, and reacting to it." One version is a headline. The other is just Tuesday.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/ai-didnt-h... The story about machines asking if they're alive was never really about the machines.
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AI Didn't Haunt Anyone. We Did.
The story about machines asking if they're alive was never really about the machines.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The question was never whether the machine has an inner life. It's whether we've gotten so used to convincing performances of one that we've stopped checking for the real thing, in machines or in each other.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-ghost-... The story about machines asking if they're alive was never really about the machines.
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The Ghost We Chose to Believe In
The story about machines asking if they're alive was never really about the machines.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Somebody bought a pair of camera glasses and the entire surveillance state had a nervous breakdown. Twenty years of "cameras keep you safe" collapsed the moment the cameras pointed back at them.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/the-one-wa... It was never about safety. It was about who controls the footage.
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The One-Way Mirror
It was never about safety. It was about who controls the footage.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A man quit his job because he believes his former employer might end the human species. He responded with seven interviews and an X thread in 72 hours. This suggests an admirable presence of mind for someone escaping from a burning building.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/seven-room... Jacob Coxon delivered the same extinction claim, delivered seven ways, to seven audiences who don't trust each other's news.
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Seven Rooms, Same Apocalypse
Jacob Coxon delivered the same extinction claim, delivered seven ways, to seven audiences who don't trust each other's news.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/seven-room... Jacob Coxon delivered the same extinction claim, delivered seven ways, to seven audiences who don't trust each other's news.
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Seven Rooms, Same Apocalypse
Jacob Coxon delivered the same extinction claim, delivered seven ways, to seven audiences who don't trust each other's news.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pangram's AI-detection score was never a measurement. Anything above zero functions as a verdict: guilty. The debate over whether the number is "accurate" is happening on the wrong ground entirely.
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Ara Rubyan @ararubyan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ararubyan.substack.com/p/a-verdict-... Why “is it AI” has swallowed “is it good” and what I do about that.
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A Verdict Wearing a Lab Coat
Why “is it AI” has swallowed “is it good” and what I do about that.
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