murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 33mis oomf having an episode? why are they skeeting so much?! oh no, it’s me who’s having an episode. i forgot i was stalking their profile. 020
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 1hnot original enough to create my own brand, but on the bright side my brand is like kirkland brand 010
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 1htiktok has been serving me a lot of wrong takes recently, it’s concerning 000
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 2hI'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitchin', great hair! 260
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 14hlive update: a 2nd chipotle order has hit my wallet 170
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 14hi’m sore, couldn’t sleep, and the work anxiety is not helping 150
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 14hhaving a hard time trying to calm my tits rn 😬🫨 170
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 14hi’m like tinkerbell, if i get zero attention i might just die 0120
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 15hi get hooked onto series easily and that leads to me binging the series non-stop instead of being productive 110
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 17hneed an anthology series that doesn’t exceed 45 minutes runtime 110
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 17hcan hollywood tell a contained story within 45 minutes so that i can put it on during dinner? 240
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 18hit’s crazy that they can just be hot and hung *in secret* 050
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 19hi love randomly finding out oomf is hot and hung 3120
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026time to dig my 7th gen ipod nano out from the drawersreddit.comFrom the ipod community on Reddit: My iPod Nano running Temple Run, Flappy Bird, Doodle Jump, Angry Birds (Native iOS Ports)Explore this post and more from the ipod community 010
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i did that but i couldn’t help but feel like i could be doing something else 100
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it’s so nice out today and i have no clue how to enjoy it 250
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026same way people ask for pto for religious reasons 120
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026straight people fuck and then ask for parental leave, like that’s so dramatic 🙄. anw, hr pushed back on my sabbatical, so i might have to pull this as a last resort. who’s in? 🫃 3100
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it took me 5 hrs to groom myself so i totally understand why people paid for spas 050
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i love a movie recap video that’s longer than the movie itself 030
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026they just need to slap a headphone jack on this one and let me load up music and audio book to itshop.boox.comBOOX PiccoBOOX Picco is a card-sized ePaper device with front light, physical buttons, and touch, ideal for short reads instead of idle scrolling. Picco lets you fine-tune fonts, spacing, and margins, and it op... 150
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026nobody has yet to combine this with a music player 130
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i’m getting influenced to buy one of those pocket-sized e-reader 480
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026y’all do no nut november and locktober back to back and that’s crazy to me 180
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026tonight could be the night i finally go to bed at 9pm and reset my sleep schedule and routines for next week; orrr, it could also be the night i stay up till 9am indulging myself in entertaining activities that i have not had the chance to do in the past week. could go either way. 150
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026been flopping around so much lately 😔 040
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026💯💯💯 it’s either breakfast burrito or sausage or egg mcmuffin every time i get mcdonald’s breakfast 010
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026fell off my skin care routine for a few days last week and now it’s gonna take me weeks to recover from the damage 040
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026survived a 1.5-hrs meeting where every decision of mine got pushed back. how’s ur friday going? 080
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026going to mcdonald’s to get some breakfast burritos, does anyone want anything? 130
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we’ve all been asking for the theranos files to be released, and yet all we’ve got was a bunch of redacted bs 082
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ur coworker must be working for DC or sth bc why are they’re trying to unacknowledge ur henry cavill ‘stache? 110
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it’s so obvious. if anything, fiyero confirmed this 020
murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026a compilation video of all the time she gasped at the award winner instead of announcing them followed by this clip where it cuts right in the middle of the word fa— 020