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murderous kyle basan

@arandombskyuser.bsky.social
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 33m
is oomf having an episode? why are they skeeting so much?! oh no, it’s me who’s having an episode. i forgot i was stalking their profile.
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 1h
not original enough to create my own brand, but on the bright side my brand is like kirkland brand
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 1h
tiktok has been serving me a lot of wrong takes recently, it’s concerning
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 2h
need moots to watch eurovision asia w/ me
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 2h
I’m also delulu
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 2h
I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitchin', great hair!
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 11h
🌶️🍋‍🟩
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 11h
i went back for chips
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 14h
live update: a 2nd chipotle order has hit my wallet
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 14h
i’m sore, couldn’t sleep, and the work anxiety is not helping
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 14h
having a hard time trying to calm my tits rn 😬🫨
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 14h
i’m like tinkerbell, if i get zero attention i might just die
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 15h
i get hooked onto series easily and that leads to me binging the series non-stop instead of being productive
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 17h
need an anthology series that doesn’t exceed 45 minutes runtime
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 17h
can hollywood tell a contained story within 45 minutes so that i can put it on during dinner?
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 18h
it’s crazy that they can just be hot and hung *in secret*
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 19h
i love randomly finding out oomf is hot and hung
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
time to dig my 7th gen ipod nano out from the drawers
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From the ipod community on Reddit: My iPod Nano running Temple Run, Flappy Bird, Doodle Jump, Angry Birds (Native iOS Ports)
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s a miracle, i am indeed Mary
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i did that but i couldn’t help but feel like i could be doing something else
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i need hobbies :(
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s so nice out today and i have no clue how to enjoy it
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same way people ask for pto for religious reasons
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Dane 🌈🪐 @daneuntamed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A screen grab from Bob's burgers which reads in part 4 weeks before Halloween
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
straight people fuck and then ask for parental leave, like that’s so dramatic 🙄. anw, hr pushed back on my sabbatical, so i might have to pull this as a last resort. who’s in? 🫃
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it took me 5 hrs to groom myself so i totally understand why people paid for spas
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok, ari
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i love a movie recap video that’s longer than the movie itself
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think imma keep the ‘stache
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they just need to slap a headphone jack on this one and let me load up music and audio book to it
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BOOX Picco
BOOX Picco is a card-sized ePaper device with front light, physical buttons, and touch, ideal for short reads instead of idle scrolling. Picco lets you fine-tune fonts, spacing, and margins, and it op...
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nobody has yet to combine this with a music player
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’m getting influenced to buy one of those pocket-sized e-reader
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
destroy dick december 😍
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
y’all do no nut november and locktober back to back and that’s crazy to me
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tonight could be the night i finally go to bed at 9pm and reset my sleep schedule and routines for next week; orrr, it could also be the night i stay up till 9am indulging myself in entertaining activities that i have not had the chance to do in the past week. could go either way.
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
been flopping around so much lately 😔
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
💯💯💯 it’s either breakfast burrito or sausage or egg mcmuffin every time i get mcdonald’s breakfast
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fell off my skin care routine for a few days last week and now it’s gonna take me weeks to recover from the damage 🫩
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
who are your top 9 tops
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
survived a 1.5-hrs meeting where every decision of mine got pushed back. how’s ur friday going?
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
going to mcdonald’s to get some breakfast burritos, does anyone want anything?
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we’ve all been asking for the theranos files to be released, and yet all we’ve got was a bunch of redacted bs
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ur coworker must be working for DC or sth bc why are they’re trying to unacknowledge ur henry cavill ‘stache?
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s so obvious. if anything, fiyero confirmed this
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a compilation video of all the time she gasped at the award winner instead of announcing them followed by this clip where it cuts right in the middle of the word fa—
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
see, she can read! oh, that’s not—
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎃🔪👠
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your lesbian has good taste
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no wonder i kept getting migraines
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murderous kyle basan @arandombskyuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah, what else could it be?
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