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Aran

@aran.bsky.social
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An animal bit him, and then he became that animal Co-creator of the @weirdmedieval.bsky.social podcast

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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went on an ad blocking spree on Instagram last week and I am proud to say that I have defeated the algorithm. This thing can’t lay a GLOVE on me
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To paraphrase the author, they’re like a couple which keeps getting together, hating each other, breaking up and getting back together again
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God bless Toxic Old Man Yaoi 🫡
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not surprised that this year I’ve read two books about quirky immortal androids in a will-they-won’t-they-ship chasing each other up and down history. I AM surprised that the one I preferred, in almost every way, was the Warhammer 40k tie in novel
The Infinite and the Divine by Robert RathThis is How You Lose the Time War by Amal el-Mohtar and Max Gladstone
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yes, it really is that good.
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok cmon this is just silly
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In case I haven’t mentioned
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dear Newcastle City Council, There are too many Tyne bridges nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
DØ IT FŒR HIM #stamfordbridge2
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“There was a little rowing”
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
BEACH MVP
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨 The Bayeux Tapestry is coming to the British Museum and so is Weird Medieval Guys! As part of the celebration of the tapestry’s loan, Olivia and I will be running a special, 1066-themed edition of our pub quiz at the British Museum late on 9 October www.britishmuseum.org/events/bayeu...
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Rounding out my Mount Rushmore is Mexico Home, because cmon it’s Aztecs!!!
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m a contrarian in that I don’t usually like a white kit but mein gott Germany Home is so nice. It gives me an uncontrollable urge to blast 99 Luftballoons out my window
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Even more gorgeous is Ghana Away - fucking hell look at that tasteful patterning
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Figured I should make a thread for the most important part of the World Cup: Unsolicited Football Kit opinions. Starting with the obvious: the Scotland away kit fucks, easily the best we’ve had in a decade, I will buy one when they’re on sale
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is how summer 2026 has felt so far
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Reluctantly reorienting my World Cup affiliation
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Exactly three years ago, the @weirdmedieval.bsky.social podcast launched. Over 60 episodes later, I’m so proud that something so homespun has found its audience and thrived. It’s a joy to make the show and a joy to meet all the wonderful people who enjoy it
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We still talk about you…
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Salivating at the thought of Group G sleepwalking into Oops All Draws
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Euro 2020 Glasgow Fanzone, you will always be special to me
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
EXCUSE you that is MRS MALLARD from beloved children’s classic Make Way for Ducklings
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hard to explain but this happens to the statues in your city it is a sign of great respect
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Walked into a Maltese cafe in the middle of festa and got stunlocked by the Germany scoreline
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!!
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Gutted to hear that John Blanche passed away. His art made Warhammer this grimy, outrageous and dreamlike feeling that has been catnip to me since I was a teenager. One of the greats ❤️
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Instagram ads have started asking me some incredible questions
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I think i understand what i was getting at because this is one of the hardest lines in the history of western literature
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Confronted by this in my notes app on Saturday morning
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Project Hail Mary (2025)
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is my holy text. I would go into battle for Ella Risbridger 🫡
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tried to pick a few that are foundational for me but nobody ever references
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I mean my god. The direct comparison is brutal
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not February 2027 yet" but I'm simply too seated
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Thank you Meta VR for giving the world my favourite paragraph in journalistic history
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Headlines from 1250 AD:
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Y’all mind if I catch the
London bus sign reading “buse”
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Paraphrasing ManCarryingThing here but it’s telling that boosters of AI in art almost never present the books (or “paintings” or whatever) AI writes as the end in itself. It’s always a means to make money, either selling the books or seminars
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hey Cameron Winter, can you explain the basic relationship between Christianisation and state building in early medieval Northern Europe?
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Something something Heated Rivalry
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Always thinking about Bernard Shaw’s description of Joan of Arc
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
God bless the true Mayor of Norwich. A Fine City indeed 🫡
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
SWEYN FORKBEARD CNUT THE GREAT HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN MADS MIKKELSEN YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Finally finished @aptshadow.bsky.social ‘s wonderful Children of Time last night. 18 hours later I’m still walking around muttering “they turned that woman into ants!” to myself. Absolutely masterful stuff to the very last page.
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Also Joe Marler going full Poirot was just glorious
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The Celebrity Traitors isn’t just the best thing on tv right now, it’s the best thing that’s *been* on tv in at least three years. Multiple moments in the last episode had me exactly like this
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I desperately want to pick the brains the 5% of East Midlanders who, when asked to name the single most distinctive thing about their region, spontaneously and confidently replied “we have an airport”
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Hey meta just fyi prompting me to use AI to write a message to my family group chat is offensive and borderline demonic
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