Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 7hI have nothing to offer. Just a gray void inside the flabby, dotted outline of a person. 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 13hA film YTer insightfully described the rise of liminal non-space as "capitalistic optimization" where architecture is no longer being designed for human comfort or aesthetics but for the efficiency of the underlying money-generation (i.e. wealth extraction) apparatus. 020
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This week on The Take-Up Podcast, we're circling back to a perhaps unjustly dismissed early 2026 film: Emerald Fennel's horny, maximalist take on the oft-adapted WUTHERING HEIGHTS. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...podcasts.apple.com"Wuthering Heights"Podcast Episode · The Take-Up · October 4 · 1h 2m 010
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You See How This Looks, Right?: At The Take-Up, Ethan Tarantella takes a deep dive into Land Oppenheim's PRIMETIME, reflecting on PREDATORS, SOUND OF FREEDOM, and the emergent subcultural identity of the "pedo-hunter". thetake-up.com/primetime/thetake-up.comPrimetime - The Take-UpThere are many questions regarding Lance Oppenheim’s latest feature, Primetime. Why did the well-known documentary filmmaker (Some Kind of Heaven, Ren Faire) decide to make a narrative film, and one c... 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We go full Florida Man on The Take-Up Podcast this week as film programmer Joe Bowman joins us to discuss Lee Daniels' swampy, scuzzy, much-maligned small-town noir THE PAPERBOY (2012). podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...podcasts.apple.comThe Paperboy (with Joe Bowman)Podcast Episode · The Take-Up · September 27 · 1h 3m 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 21/09/2026On The Take-Up Podcast this week, Josh and I dig into the prehistoric thrills of David Robert Mitchell's THE END OF OAK STREET, which is simultaneously a shameless Amblin throwback and a smart deconstruction of the same. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...podcasts.apple.comThe End of Oak StreetPodcast Episode · The Take-Up · September 21 · 56m 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Itchy Tasty: For The Take-Up, Ethan Tarantella reviews Zach Cregger's RESIDENT EVIL, a very gooey, very funny take on the zombocalypse that understands what it feels like to suck at video games. thetake-up.com/resident-evil/thetake-up.comResident Evil - The Take-UpFor decades, Hollywood has tried to crack the code to a good Resident Evil movie. When Constantin Films bought the rights to the video-game franchise in 1997, it seemed like an easy win. The Resident Evil games started off as a play on George Romero’s zombie films but with puzzles and action-oriented combat sprinkled between 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 16/09/2026At The Take-Up, guest contributor and Webster University professor Natalia Kaniasty ruminates on the role of Andrzej Wajda's cinema in framing Polish identity and history. Just in time for @wufilmseries.bsky.social Sep 17 - 27 retrospective on the director's work. thetake-up.com/framing-fami...thetake-up.comFraming Family and National Narratives Through Andrzej Wajda’s Cinema - The Take-UpIf you grew up in the Midwest, you may know the name Pulaski from streets, schools, or Pulaski Day celebrations. You probably know Pope John Paul II, born Karol Wojtyła in Poland, and Marie Curie, bor... 022
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yet more flesh and fluids: We're talking TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA on The Take-Up Podcast this week. Has Josh finally found a Schoenbrun film that works for him? Do I get a little giddy talking about slasher tropes? Listen and find out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...podcasts.apple.comTeenage Sex and Death at Camp MiasmaPodcast Episode · The Take-Up · September 13 · 1h 10m 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This week on The Take-Up Podcast... meet us in Montauk... We're joined by Soundbite mag Executive Editor (and friend-of-the-pod) Shannon Weber to talk Michel Gondry's 2004 Millennial cinephile touchstone, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...podcasts.apple.comEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (with Shannon Weber)Podcast Episode · The Take-Up · September 6 · 1h 20m 000
Reposted by ArachnophiliacArachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Give Me Something to Scream About: I knew Jane Schoebrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA would be my jam, but I wasn't prepared for how smart *and* horny it is. A glorious ode to slasher trash and a clarion call to embrace our secret, shameful desires. thetake-up.com/teenage-sex-...thetake-up.comTeenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma - The Take-UpHorror movies have always attracted outsiders. In part, this is because the genre is frequently about outsiders: the weirdos, freaks, and monsters whose very existence is an intrinsic threat to the se... 022
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Give Me Something to Scream About: I knew Jane Schoebrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA would be my jam, but I wasn't prepared for how smart *and* horny it is. A glorious ode to slasher trash and a clarion call to embrace our secret, shameful desires. thetake-up.com/teenage-sex-...thetake-up.comTeenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma - The Take-UpHorror movies have always attracted outsiders. In part, this is because the genre is frequently about outsiders: the weirdos, freaks, and monsters whose very existence is an intrinsic threat to the se... 022
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026And here's my original review of Sophia Takal's misbegotten 2019 BLACK CHRISTMAS remake. I wanted to like this: a riff on the basic elements of Bob Clark's 1974 original in a completely unrelated PG-13 feminist revenge thriller. But hooboy does it fumble. thetake-up.com/black-christ...thetake-up.comBlack Christmas - The Take-UpDirector Bob Clark’s 1974 Canadian slasher film Black Christmas has acquired a prodigious cult reputation over the decades, in substantial part because it’s the most convincing contender for the title... 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Resurrecting some salient older reviews as I prep CAMP MIASMA. Here's my original enthusiastic review of Coralie Fargeat's awesomely grimy and gory feature debut, REVENGE. (Four years prior to THE SUBSTANCE.) thetake-up.com/revenge/thetake-up.comRevenge - The Take-UpAlthough it remains a somewhat contentious subgenre, the rape-revenge thriller has a rich (if not exactly respectable) pedigree, extending back to seminal exploitation features like Thriller: A Cruel Picture (1973), I Spit on Your Grave (1978), and Ms. 45 (1981). Frankly if awkwardly feminist, such films appropriated violence from the male aggressor and directed it 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This week on The Take-Up Podcast, we are joined by filmmaker and Lindenwood University professor Ben Scholle to discuss Kirsten Johnson's engrossing and multi-layered memoir film, CAMERAPERSON. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...podcasts.apple.comCameraperson (with Ben Scholle)Podcast Episode · The Take-Up · August 30 · 1h 5m 020
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The Take-Up Podcast has reached its 100 episode! We celebrate this milestone by looking back at four (!) years of cinematic discussion and considering which films previously featured on the pod deserve to be in our Permanent Cinema canon. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...podcasts.apple.com100th Episode Extravaganza Spectacular Super Variety HourPodcast Episode · The Take-Up · August 20 · Bonus · 53m 020
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 18/08/2026letterboxd.com/awyatt76/fil...letterboxd.comA review of Paint Drying (2016)I started reading Zadie Smith's 2000 novel 'White Teeth' a few weeks ago. It's a used, slightly yellowed paperback copy, a pre-pandemic book-store find that has been sitting on my shelf, mockingly unt... 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 13/08/2026In honor of THE END OF OAK STREET opening tomorrow, I resuscitated my original review of David Robert Mitchell's still-underappreciated conspiratorial L.A. noir, UNDER THE SILVER LAKE, which feels both like a late 2010s relic and a prescient warning about the future. thetake-up.com/under-the-si...thetake-up.comUnder the Silver Lake - The Take-Up"Break the code, solve the crime." As FBI Agent Dale Cooper, Kyle Maclachlan asserted this maxim with the G-man's typical rock-ribbed certainty during the first season of David Lynch and Mark Frost's ... 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Jurassic Snark: He might be ensconced in Paris now, but Joshua Ray ventures to THE END OF OAK STREET to asses how the once and future David Robert Mitchel fares with rampaging dinosaurs and Amblin-esque family drama. (Spoiler: Pretty great!) thetake-up.com/the-end-of-o...thetake-up.comThe End of Oak Street - The Take-UpDavid Robert Mitchell doesn’t not owe us an apology. His break-out horror film, the soon-to-be-sequel-ed It Follows (2014), jangled a few keys, attached to a Rubik’s-cube keychain, in front of its imp... 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It’s the Promise of Life, It’s the Joy in Your Heart: At The Take-Up, Ethan Tarantella reviews Matt Johnson's Anthony Bourdain "origin story" TONY and comes away admiring the film's subtle but crucial contravention of biopic conventions. Opening locally 8/21. thetake-up.com/tony/thetake-up.comTony - The Take-UpDespite any initial reservations one may have about Tony – the biopic/prequel about how Anthony became Bourdain that sounds like a for-hire job by an emerging filmmaker – the surprise is how perfectly... 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This week on The Take-Up Podcast, we're processing BLUE HERON, @sophyromvari.bsky.social 's tender, piercing, and revelatory feature debut. (Now streaming on @criterionchannl.bsky.social ) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...podcasts.apple.comBlue HeronPodcast Episode · The Take-Up · August 5 · 1h 2m 032
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 03/08/2026boxd.it/fC1kP3boxd.itA ★★★½ diary entry for Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"It's a time warp." Yep, @sophyromvari.bsky.social 's BLUE HERON is as great (and as emotionally piercing) as everyone says. We'll be discussing it on the podcast this week. boxd.it/fzILsTboxd.itA ★★★★ review of Blue Heron (2025)“It’s a time warp.” 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 31/07/2026LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO. On the The Take-Up Podcast this week, we wade into the (ugh) Discourse with a ep breaking down Christpher Nolan's THE ODYSSEY. I *might* have gotten a little bit excited and let my inner 10yo Greek mythology buff out for some zoomies. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...podcasts.apple.comThe OdysseyPodcast Episode · The Take-Up · July 31 · 1h 6m 010
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Are you watching closely? This week on The Take-Up Podcast, we kick off a Christopher Nolan double header with my latest Permanent Cinema pick, THE PRESTIGE (2006). podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...podcasts.apple.comThe PrestigePodcast Episode · The Take-Up · July 26 · 1h 12m 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 27/07/2026boxd.it/fsOCGLboxd.itA ★★★★½ review of Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)Smile, darn ya, smile! 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 25/07/2026boxd.it/fqOfE5boxd.itA ★★½ review of The Return (2024)It’s fine. There are no gods, Ithaca has a population of like 30 guys, and Big Daddy O hangs dong. 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I Can Hear Old Number Nine as She Comes Rolling By: For The Take-Up, Cliff Froehlich reviews Maciej Drygas's acclaimed archival documentary, TRAINS, screening this weekend at the Webster Film Series: thetake-up.com/trains/thetake-up.comTrains - The Take-UpA wordless – though scarcely silent – rail journey through the first half of the 20th century, the remarkable archival documentary Trains posits that the locomotive served as not just a revolutionary ... 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 22/07/2026In a Time of Magic: At The Take-Up, Ethan Tarantella tackles the meaty slab of cinema that is THE ODYSSEY and comes away impressed by Christopher Nolan's synthesis of ancient and modern, as well as his late-period maturation as a director. thetake-up.com/the-odyssey/thetake-up.comThe Odyssey - The Take-UpWith a filmography full of deconstructions of Great Men – whether they came from the pages of a comic book or have influenced geopolitical conflicts for the past century – it was inevitable for Christ... 010
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Things take a wild turn on The Take-Up Podcast this week as Josh and I host artist/scholar Isabelle Roig to talk one of the Bad Movies of All Time, Neil Breen's baffling, off-putting, and utterly unclassfiable FATEFUL FINDINGS. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...podcasts.apple.comFateful Findings (with Isabelle Roig)Podcast Episode · The Take-Up · July 18 · 1h 20m 110
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Raise your hand if you’re a history geek who did the Leo pointing thing when the Sea Peoples and the Bronze Age Collapse were mentioned. boxd.it/fkmkOpboxd.itA ★★★½ review of The Odyssey (2026)Raise your hand if you’re a history geek who did the Leo pointing thing when the Sea Peoples and the Bronze Age Collapse were mentioned. 141
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 18/07/2026THE PRESTIGE is, for me, the definition of a Film That Grows on You. When I first saw it, I thought it was... fine. If frustrating. Now I think it's Top 3 Nolan and maybe the finest thing Jon Nolan has ever written. letterboxd.com/awyatt76/fil...letterboxd.comA ★★★★½ review of The Prestige (2006)Simple. Miserable. Solid all the way through. 011
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Deserve's Got Nothing to Do With It: For The Take-Up, I (a bit belatedly) review Sébastien Vaniček’s EVIL DEAD BURN, which is violent, relentless, discomfiting, and deeply cruel (complimentary). thetake-up.com/evil-dead-bu...thetake-up.comEvil Dead Burn - The Take-UpThe original trilogy of Evil Dead films directed by Sam Raimi vary significantly in tone: The Evil Dead (1981) is an assaultive shriek of midnight-movie nastiness, Evil Dead II (1987) remixes the firs... 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 13/07/2026On The Take-Up Podcast this week, Josh and I are joined by French filmmaker Emile Parseghian to discuss his Permanent Cinema pick: Jean-Pierre Melville's towering WWII Resistance thriller, ARMY OF SHADOWS. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...podcasts.apple.comArmy of Shadows (with Emile Parseghian)Podcast Episode · The Take-Up · July 12 · 1h 2m 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 13/07/2026boxd.it/fdbnYHboxd.itA ★★★★ review of Superman (1978)Funny how this film’s big selling point as a work of blockbuster entertainment was its then-cutting-edge special effects — “You will believe a man can fly!”— which are still charming, but fairly dated... 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Most horror fans: Sadako is everything. Creepy, demonic, iconic. Me: *sigh* Japan in the 90s was such a vibe boxd.it/fc8r0hboxd.itA ★★★½ review of Ring (1998)Most horror fans: Sadako is everything. Creepy, demonic, iconic. Me: *sigh* Japan in the 90s was such a vibe 020
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 11/07/2026boxd.it/fbJmVdboxd.itA ½ review of Fateful Findings (2012)You know I’m something of a novelist / computer scientist / investigative journalist / whistleblower / hacker / psychic / visionquester / Chosen One / hit-and-run victim / mental patient / life coach ... 010
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"What did we do to deserve this?" boxd.it/fb1HcPboxd.itA ★★★½ review of Evil Dead Burn (2026)“What did we do to deserve this?” 010
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 06/07/2026At The Take-Up, Ethan Tarantella wrestles with the paradox of DISCLOSURE DAY by digging into Steven Spielberg's long history with both fantastical alien spectacle and grounded human principles of truth and justice. thetake-up.com/disclosure-d...thetake-up.comDisclosure Day - The Take-UpIf there’s one thing that Steven Spielberg continues to pursue throughout his career, it is the combination of the truth and the fantastical. Of course, he knows in reality these two modes cannot mesh... 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 06/07/2026On The Take-Up Podcast we finally got around one of my personal canonical films, KILLER OF SHEEP, Charles Burnett's long-lost 1978 masterpiece about Black life in 1970s Watts, Los Angeles. Maybe (per the NYT) one of *the* quintessential American films? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...podcasts.apple.comKiller of SheepPodcast Episode · The Take-Up · July 5 · 1h 4m 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 03/07/2026RIP, Jean-Pierre Melville, you would have loved THE WIRE. boxd.it/f3TscLboxd.itA ★★★★½ review of Army of Shadows (1969)RIP, Jean-Pierre Melville, you would have loved ‘The Wire’. 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 26/06/2026On The Take-Up Podcast this week, we delve into one of Josh's all-timers, Olivier Assayas' 1996 masterful "stranger in a strange land" dramedy, IRMA VEP. It has it all! Movies! Movie history! Maggie Cheung in a latex catsuit! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...podcasts.apple.comIrma VepPodcast Episode · The Take-Up · June 26 · 1h 11m 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Truffaut putting on the Godard sunglasses when the mothership arrives… is this anything? boxd.it/eSsuNBboxd.itA ★★★★ review of Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)Truffaut putting on the Godard sunglasses when the mothership arrives… is this anything? 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 19/06/2026My co-host might have picked up an moved half a world away, but The Take-Up Podcast is still going strong. This week, Josh and I return from a brief hiatus to talk the eerie mysteries of Kane Parsons' BACKROOMS! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...podcasts.apple.comBackroomsPodcast Episode · The Take-Up · June 19 · 1h 17m 110
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 19/06/2026She likes girls, she likes boys, she likes latex. boxd.it/eQCdoVboxd.itA ★★★★ review of Irma Vep (1996)She likes girls, she likes boys, she likes latex. 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 15/06/2026MIROIRS NO. 3 is Lesser Petzold for me, alas -- nothing is ever beating the one-two punch of PHOENIX and TRANSIT, I fear -- but it's still made with a deft and exquisite touch. boxd.it/eNyTS9boxd.itA ★★★ review of Miroirs No. 3 (2025)Find you someone who loves you the way that Christian Petzold loves an ambiguous, emotionally perverse dramatic situationship. 000
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The fact that FIRST BLOOD's climax concludes with a devastating whimper as Sly sobs in Richard Crenna's arms is one of those things that sounds ludicrous if you've only seen the other RAMBO films. letterboxd.com/awyatt76/fil...letterboxd.comA ★★★ review of First Blood (1982)Amazon Prime "In town, you're the law. Out here, it's me." Spoilerish stuff below. A deeply idiosyncratic film that amplifies the the action-thriller components of David Morrell's 1972 novel into a pr... 010
Arachnophiliac @arachnophiliac.bsky.social · 11/06/2026At The Take-Up, Ethan Tarantella dares the BACKROOMS: "It might have come off as a bit wacky to center an entire horror feature around a meme photo, but Parsons and company find a way to turn a maze of hallways into a dead-end reflection of an abstracted reality." thetake-up.com/backrooms/thetake-up.comBackrooms - The Take-UpThe Backrooms invites interlopers to explore its endless passageways. In the years since an iconic photo of an under-renovation hobby store showed up in a 4chan thread, it has set the minds of interne... 010