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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 16/10/2026

Here's my (intentionally bad first) draft to a CI service requesting they provide CI for free. --- Yo!

Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 22/09/2026

I lend my cat to a friend because the friend wants something to play with and cats are soft and warm. My friend overstimulates the cat and the cat scratches my friend, resulting in a 1kUSD medical bill. However, no evidence of overstimulation can be found, as do everything about cats.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 29/08/2026

Doctor: "What year is it?" Me: "For me? It's the year of Linux desktop, even though it still has so many problems." Doctor: "Who's the president?" Me: "Jim Zemlin, of course." Doctor: "What did you eat?" Me: "DEADBEEF" Doctor (to other doctors): "Book a CT scan..."

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 22/08/2026

People sometimes minimize others' experiences because they want to believe the world is alright, bad things can't happen, especially to themselves. The world is not alright. A person can believe the world is a good place but we should always be clear-eyed and know bad things can, and are happening.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 21/08/2026

Before 1950: fish 1950 to 2025: viruses After 2025: AI agents xkcd.com/350/

xkcd.com

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 28/07/2026

My bad fs tips: 1. compress every file with zstd 22 ultra, no exceptions 2. Setup raid 1 by partitioning your disk into 2 halves 3. Turn on quotas and set it to 100% of the drive 4. mount cloud storages in /tmp 5. align partition sectors to 8MB

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 22/07/2026

Looking at recent news, I've been feeling this more and more: Republicans often have concrete incentives: money and crushing people they don't like. Many Democratic elites are personally insulated from the loss of LGBT protections, the social safety net, and more. "skin in the game"

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 28/06/2026

I used to like chocolate so much I licked one of my tooth pretending it to be chocolate and eventually it fell off.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 26/06/2026

"Buy our phone for $1000. You'll get to keep it for life, and it extends your lifespan by 10% because you'd have better mood, 10% because you'd save time, yet another 10% because you won't have to think of buying another phone, and if you've got 50 years left in your life, that's 15 years saved!"

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Vale @vale.rocks · 19/06/2026

There are only two file formats: disguised zips and renamed text files. JSON? Text. EPUB? Zip. CSV? Text. EXE? Zip. SVG? Text. DOCX? Zip. ICS? Text. APK? Zip.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 08/04/2026

Showerthought: Chickens grew legs for walking, but we repurposed them as handles for eating.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 06/04/2026

Today I learnt: LaTeX's correct pronunciation is LAH-tekh.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 01/04/2026

According to popular health advice, please DON'T: 1. drink 8 glasses of coke 2. eat an apple device 3. take 1kg of vitamin gummies 4. run 1 light year per day.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 12/01/2026

My (xkcd-style) Car Pro-Tips (Satire) 1. Add cooking oil to the little hole in front where you put in the oil gun to save on oil costs 2. Break the glass panels to see better. 3. Detach the rearview mirrors to be more aerodynamic 4. Unlock the place of the driving wheel to make it more ergonomic

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 18/12/2025

My business ideas: 1. Home VPS farm via VMware on my gaming rig 2. Manual AI: I’ll answer prompts for $100/M output tokens 3. Train stray cats into the workforce 4. Human 4K: Send me your 4K vids & I’ll describe to you how sharp they look on my screen

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 19/10/2025

Bad advice for completing assignments: 1. reorganize your files by synthesia color 2. create a new esolang for every assignment 3. check xkcd and tvtropes for related themes 4. format your assignment using renpy instead of PowerPoint

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 25/09/2025

Where can I buy a seamless spherical hollow cardboard box for fun?

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 21/09/2025

My daily TODO living with CFS: What's the least I need to do today to make sure no one gets angry with me?

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 19/09/2025

Part of the reason cats look cute is because they have cat ears.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 14/09/2025

Just explained to my mom the necessity of me writing a new jsonc parser in TypeScript. My mom understood on the first try. Btw gonna try deploying a Ghost instance for someone on the internet today.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 14/08/2025

I reviewed the UX of @nordcraft.com with @whitep4nth3r.com last week on video. I'm nobody, but I think I made some valid points and we had a blast. I would say the platform didn't consider new users enough. So I'm offering anyone to review anything for free. #offer

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 30/07/2025

Help me prove this: Let P(x,z) denote the set of primes p with x/z < p ≤ x. For each positive integer a, define z*(a) as the smallest z such that for all x ≥ a, there exists a subset S of P(x,z) whose sum equals x. Then: z*(a) appears to behave like 3 + c/√a for some positive constant c. #math

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 01/06/2025

Trying to compare which way to define TypeScript generics is the best. 1. `myFn<const T_fn extends (...args: any[]) => any,>(fn: T_fn): ReturnType<T_fn>` 2. `myFn<const T_params extends any[], const T_returns extends any, const T_fn extends (...args: T_params) => T_returns,>(fn: T_fn): T_returns`

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 31/05/2025

ChatGPT just told me "You're not crazy, everyone else is." when I asked for a super minimal Notepad alternative. That's it. Never using it again.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 20/05/2025

Bluesky is a nice branding choice because nowadays there's very little blue sky.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 20/05/2025

Had a dream where I ordered 2 ram sticks online, and when they arrived, I realized they wouldn't fit. I went to the store and the store clerk told me they're for ... non-magical magic wands for performances. Non-magical magic wands that has enough RGB to warrant using ddr5 ram to control them.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 20/05/2025

Had a dream wherein I was browsing a street of restaurants, but I can't eat any because of not meeting any of their "minimum requirements". Sometimes it's money, sometimes it's social class, sometimes it's clothes, sometimes it's language.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 20/05/2025

I'm so lazy in the recent years I feel like I'd become an extra fat fish and be served to cats.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 13/05/2025

Windows gives me 3 notifications of "Good news - you can turn on HDR" every time I wake it up, but nope, when I go into settings, they all show as "unsupported". These are actually HDR-capable monitors. I'm not looking for solutions, I just want to vent.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 13/05/2025

If you procrastinate hard enough in adjusting your clock for Daylight Saving hours, you will have no need to do this task as your clock will be correct in just another 6 months.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 12/05/2025

(joke) JavaScript should have a "use super duper extra strict" directive that just tells you to use a better language and refuses to execute any logic in the program.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 12/05/2025

#showerthoughts Debugging is an exercise that makes you scream "I'm an idiot" between 10 and 100 times per hour. "Why does TypeScript hate me?" "Nevermind. I was just stupid. It just hates stupidity. Now I've fixed my ways..." "Oh no, I'm still stupid."

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 12/05/2025

Using cards to contain large chunks of content is an effective way to separate multiple topics, but on mobile it looks annoying. @webstorm.jetbrains.com

JetBrains Webstorm documentation page for Vitest. The white borders on left and right sides are very distracting. I know they are part of a card but

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 12/05/2025

#showerthoughts Competitive pay usually means minimum wage.

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Aquaticat @aquati.cat · 28/04/2025

Today I learnt: The engine powering @firefox.com , SpiderMonkey, is a real animal and a type of monkey, not a terrifying spider + monkey hybird. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_...

en.m.wikipedia.org

Spider monkey - Wikipedia

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