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@aquartistjames.bsky.social
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any pronouns | witch | interiors & architecture | femme, bearded queer | marxist | anti-fascist | anti-racist | anti-imperialist | hobby farmer & gardener | 34

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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s so cute! Our Jasper is also a grazer who I sometimes have to feed separately in my office just so he can get some peace at breakfast
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jasper says it’s naptime and work can kick rocks.
A small gray cat in a rubber ducky collar looks at the camera from between a white duvet and pink sheets. He looks very pleased with himself.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love an insane sunset just before a storm.
The sunset glows off of the clouds above a full parking lot in Oklahoma. A green Sprouts sign flows in the distance.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hackberry leafroller caterpillars, my now-annual nemeses. I hate these little green dudes. Stop defoliating my least favorite trees, I need the shade!
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All these lovely clouds and not a drop of rain at my house. My poor garden thirsts!
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trying to hype myself up for the rest of today’s work trip - two flights, three Ubers and about three hours surveying at a mall food court in Los Angeles. These one day trips are exhausting! Any music suggestions?
Screenshot of a cellphone playing Heart’s “Crazy On You”
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is always fun - I travel a lot for work but there haven’t been a lot of new additions recently. whereidlive.com/s/qm30qx22
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Desperately manifesting spooky season because the 108° weather today has me near-suicidal.
A hand displaying a gel manicure of jelly brown with green metallic flecks. The polish is called Mint Soda. In the background is a messy collection of art supplies on a green and yellow cutting mat. A screenshot of a phone playing the Radio Rental podcast.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Currently housesitting with this dilute tortoiseshell angel named Ellie. She walks out to the chicken coop with me to stand guard while I collect the eggs.
A photo of a dilute tortoiseshell cat with a black nose staring into the camera. Her eyes are green. She is laying on a beige pool deck.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Please, for the love of all that is holy, have a building professional look before you start knocking out walls for your DIY renovation. Y’all have no idea how to identify bearing walls and your roof is going to collapse on you eventually.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The way the air goes cold when the sun blinks out is a crazy sensation. I photographed the 2024 total eclipse with a telescope and realized you can see coronal mass ejections during. It was pretty cool!
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bonus Jasper baby photos from when he was still feral but desperate to be friends with our barn cat Piet and very curious about the inside of my sunroom. He self-domesticated and basically kept breaking into my house until I gave in and got him vaccinated and neutered.
A tiny gray kitten stares into the camera from underneath a car. A tiny gray kitten drinks water from a Peanuts bowl with a much larger gray-and-white cat.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yeah sure okay here’s Jasper doing Jasper stuff like opening the curtains to watch the neighbors, sleeping under my desk, and the whole cat family before a few of our most senior cats passed earlier this year.
A small gray cat watches the rain outside a  window. He’s pulled the curtain back himself so he has a clear view. Six different cats of different breeds and colors spread out across two brand new gray armchairs. A small gray cat rests on a meditation plug under a desk. He’s pulled does not care that there’s nowhere to put my feet now.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Seriously, me every day
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You can always trust establishment Dems to play the Charlie to the MSM’s Lucy.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s that time of year again when I shop for houses in Minnesota (that I can never buy because I’m trapped under my current mortgage 🥲) and fantasize about cooler summers and cold winters. The seasonal depression is real here in Texas.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ontario International Airport sure asks some invasive “optional questions” (they’re not optional, the form won’t submit without them) just to use their public wifi, which the. Just didn’t connect anyway. Love living in surveillance hell.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
As a matter of fact of fact, yes!
“This baby” car salesmen meme showing a green lawn and the text:
“*slaps 40 million acres of lawn in the USA*
This useless shit can fit so much fkn prairie in it”
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Or just a straight up cauldron
A straight up cast iron cauldron
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The girls worked up a fresh new chick today apparently. I didn’t even realize they were siting anything viable.
Several chickens surround a day-old chick in an enclosed runA day old chick and a black bantam hen Several chickens surround a day-old chick in an enclosed run. They are eating scratch grains.Several chickens surround a day-old chick in an enclosed run. They are eating scratch grains.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Allowing you to have a meaningful conversation with your partner about the weight and cost of your oath and allow you to change your mind after you’ve actually experienced the consequences of a resurrection
Chef’s kiss emoji
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Whoops
A round blue pin with white text: warning, your local police are armed and dangerous
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
His wife is going to be furious
A head of cabbage
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Waiting for preorders is agonizing but it’s always exciting when it’s coming from @missmonster.bsky.social ! Love my little guardians (sorry for making you hold on to them for so long!) and the charm was well worth the wait. Thanks so much for the sheet of stickers and the quartz as well!
Two fantastical stone and metal figures sit on a flagstone, nestled in greenery, with a quartz spear resting in front of them. The smaller stone figure is seated and covered in various lichens and mosses, and has a mischievous grin. The larger figure is finished to appear as aged metal, and holds its four arms in a devotional pose. It’s glittering eyes look upwards. A small brass bell and green and orange beads hang from its neck on a red string.A small, fantastical metal charm rests on a vibrantly green elephant ear leaf. Orange ticks are visible in the background.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Did some weeding today while out back with the dogs, so the chickens got a treat. I should post here more often!
A group of barnyard mix chickens advance on a pile of bright green weeds uprooted from the yard.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Amazing app we’ve got here
A blank blue sky screen. No content is loading.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Also, no one else appreciated my stupid sexy moth man costume but y’all might
A mirror selfie of a non-binary person in a mothman costume with glowing red eyes exposes their hairy, fishnet-clad leg on a bathroom counter. The mirror is covered in horror-themed stickers and the entire image is tinted a blue-green reminiscent of a horror film.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Man, I never post here so here’s a blurry photo me and my kid trick-or-treating and this stupid onesie giving me the roundest ass wtf (and yes my autistic six year old chose the creepy nonverbal monster costume all on his own lol)
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Sleepy eclipse photo - night y’all!
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
So glad I have a husband who indulges my nerdiness. 🥰
A stack of boxes of Mega Blocks Pokémon, including charmander, mew, squirtle, bulbasaur, and eevee sit on a real side table.A mega blocks pikachu sits on a desk in front of a pc tower
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
You were saying?
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Not the vegan police rolling up
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m small fries compared to some but the notifications killed my battery for several days lol
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Had a ton of fun, but I’m so glad to be home and able to take a hot shower.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Had a ton of fun at the faire today, less fun watching a belligerent drunk get arrested in our campsite after crawling out from under the neighbors truck. Wild weekend, y’all!
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
And I did finish the handle, I was just waiting for the blade to dry. I may darken it later on to imply frequent use and hand oils.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Finally painting my @missmonster.bsky.social and @smogteeth.bsky.social pieces while I sit around waiting for Texas Renaissance Festival to start! 😁 I’m very pleased with this wash.
A sculpted cast resin helmet in are style of a smilodon, painted to look like aged bone and resting on a green camp stool, with a field of trampled grass behind it. A sculpted cast resin knife that appears to be sharpened from a bone, painted to look like aged bone and resting on a paper towel, with a field of trampled grass behind it.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Just so many stars.
Image depicts the constellation Orion in a deep blue sky over a silhouetted forest.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Should be! I’m camping fancy, have an air bed and everything.
Image depicts a large gray tent with an attached vestibule
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Man, have I missed the smell of pine trees. Time to set up tents! And if anyone else is at the Texas Renaissance Festival, feel free to reach out!
Image depicts an almost empty campground dotted with pine trees, with a grey Subaru Legacy in the foreground. It is dusk and the sky is blue with light pink and purple. A star is visible above the horizon.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Spooked an early visitor to the garden - hope he’d gotten enough to drink before I went outside.
A spooked North American opossum flees a collection of bowls and planters it had been trying to drink from.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
It really is, and I’m still not over this and the dead silence that fell over the theater when it happened.
Image depicts the Holdo Maneuver - a spaceship bursts into light as another  spaceship rams into it at light speed.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The garden is feeling orange today I guess. I’m not mad about it.
Image features a cluster of orange cape honeysuckle flowers. Behind them is a glass yard ornament of a penguin wearing a Christmas hat (this ornament lives in this flowerbed year-round).The image shows a bright red and yellow-orange marigold flower, surrounded by dried brown leaves.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Not in a good place today but here’s a stray cat who’s been coming around, she’s very sweet.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Thursdays crossword creator was paying attention to the memes I see
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
It’s an old costume but I really liked it and I haven’t finished one this year so 🤷🏼
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Piet has made some friends in the last couple of weeks. A feral female and her kittens moved into the yard but everyone seems to be getting along. 🐱 They’re already getting more curious about people so hopefully we can socialize them and send them to proper homes.
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James @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Killifish, my beloved
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