aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No, I'd rather be in tears from choking on your cock 🥹 010
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Preparing my chinny chin chin so it's smooth for master 🫡static.klipy.comPlucking Chin HairALT: Plucking Chin Hair 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As a (mostly) top: it just wasn't a very good butt pic (not due to any fault of your butt but the lighting was bad as your butt was in darkness so you really couldn't see it very well) so use better lighting is my number one advice or you need a better butt-ographerstatic.klipy.comGentlemen Broncos: I'm not seeing resultsALT: Gentlemen Broncos: I'm not seeing results 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Are you smol? I feel like uniqlos doesn't fit large, tall guys very wellstatic.klipy.comSpongebob Spongebob SquarepantsALT: Spongebob Spongebob Squarepants 111
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes, And I wanna move from the bed down to the, down to the, to the flo' Then I wanna, "Ah, ah," you make it so good, I don't wanna leave But I gotta kn-kn-kn-know, what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy?static.klipy.comSeal Spinning in WaterALT: Seal Spinning in Water 001
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comAnimated SmackALT: Animated Smack 010
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I heard recently of a guy who had thousands of dollars of camera equipment stolen from his Airbnb while he slept... It's not just the cameras but all the specialized lenses that are pricey $$$ 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Careful though, I'd decide beforehand how much you are willing to spend on the hobby because some camera equipment is really pricey (and fragile so then you have to buy pricey storage containers) and it's frequently targeted for theft so you have to be extra careful about where you leave it 100
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lol some turn into butterflies... You never read the Very Hungry Caterpillar 📖 as a kid??static.klipy.comBorboleta Emerge da CrisálidaALT: Borboleta Emerge da Crisálida 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🔥🔥static.klipy.comI Would Like To See It SmugALT: I Would Like To See It Smug 010
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yeah I wasn't driving but was inside the vehicle 🥲 we weren't even going fast... and it was my friend's dog 😬 he survived but with permanent damage 🥹 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Woof 🤤static.klipy.comTerry Crews' Top Dog Woof WoofALT: Terry Crews' Top Dog Woof Woof 010
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I recommend wrapping it around your hand or Gooby Pets sells a leash that straps around your wrist. I don't recommend retractable leashes (unless you limit using it to exclusively inside a park. I've witnessed a neighbor's dog on a retractable leash that ran out into traffic and got ran over 100
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Multiple servings... All over my face and ass and chest please 030
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mmmm 🤤😋 I want to play with the foreskin with my tongue 👅 and run my hands through that hairstatic.klipy.comAimee Gibbs' Shrug FlirtingALT: Aimee Gibbs' Shrug Flirting 031
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comOhnepixel's Grabby Hands GestureALT: Ohnepixel's Grabby Hands Gesture 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I feel like you'd be good at trivia. I really had no ideastatic.klipy.comSmarty Pants: Look At The Big Brains On BradALT: Smarty Pants: Look At The Big Brains On Brad 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Putting the Nintendo announcement in my schedule. I've got so many games to catch up on.static.klipy.comSpongebob: Patrick Star Taking NotesALT: Spongebob: Patrick Star Taking Notes 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comArrested DevelopmentALT: Arrested Development 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comWill Smith Says 'Aw That's Hot'ALT: Will Smith Says 'Aw That's Hot' 010
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 03/09/2026...from mostly utilitarian athletic use into "kind of male lingerie at this point" (citing Angelchik's exact phrasing to the Associated Press). 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Alex Angelchik is responsible for that. It was previously under Berkshire Hathaway (parent company), under Fruit of the Loom (subsidiary), and sub-subsidiary Russell Brands. Really we have compression shorts to thank for the transformation as they're really the reason that jockstraps transformed 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sounds like a better time than losing money gambling to me 🥳 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Either insurance paid or you must teach me your blowjob techniques because... How?static.klipy.comStar Wars: Is It Possible To Learn This Power?ALT: Star Wars: Is It Possible To Learn This Power? 010
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Into water and ultimately causing a giant wave of water/debris and in both situations the giant chunk fell due to melting permafrost/ice 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Oof I've been watching the videos coming out of the Nepal-Tibet border and it's rough 🥲 a lot of those people didn't stand a chance 😞 I know it's not exactly equivalent but it reminds me of "The Wave" (2015 movie), similar causes as both are essentially caused by giant chunks of earth/ice falling 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comYuimetal's Shrek Smiling MemeALT: Yuimetal's Shrek Smiling Meme 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It got sucked into a black hole? That's a shame 😔static.klipy.comBlack Hole SpaceALT: Black Hole Space 100
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm a big fan of the NPR podcasts: Sources & Methods, Short Wave, Code Switch, Planet Money, All Songs Considered, Alt.Latino, NPR Music 010
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I wanna beat it up 🤚🏻 make it my bitch, repeatedly 😩💦 😮💨 make it gape 🕳️ 😈 010
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026#softiesaturday #softcocksaturday #scs #softie 0140
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Lol he even did a 15 years later update 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I once had a similar situation where I was negative on the regular screening (but I had some symptom like pain on urination or discharge). We tested for a "rare" STI (if you don't test for it commonly how do you know how rare it really is??) and it was positive. It was years ago. I forgot the name. 020
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026You should talk to your doctor at whatever clinic you get tested at about possibly a false negative (timing window issue or could be because you didn't get beginning of stream--or peed too recently--if it was a urine test) OR testing for less common "rare" STIs. 100
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026So if they only did routine STI testing then you could have something that might be an STI but just isn't commonly included in most STI standard testing, there's mGen (mycoplasma genitalium), Trichomonas vaginalis (Trich), and Ureaplasma species just to name a few that came up when I googled it. 120
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comTell Me More, Tell Me More - GreaseALT: Tell Me More, Tell Me More - Grease 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comAdam Sandler Says 'Sooooo Hot!'ALT: Adam Sandler Says 'Sooooo Hot!' 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Respectfully 🥺 😮💨static.klipy.comOhnepixel's Grabby Hands GestureAlt: Ohnepixel's Grabby Hands Gesture 020
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Lol why does he care so much?static.klipy.comDavid Rose (Dan Levy) Has No ClueALT: David Rose (Dan Levy) Has No Clue 100
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So you lied as well? 🥺 jk 😘 Daddy Santoro just giving you a hard timestatic.klipy.comPingu's Arms Crossed PoutALT: Pingu's Arms Crossed Pout 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It's the same with Uber and Lyft, drivers are "independent contractors", but have no control over wages, nor which rides are offered to them (and punished for not accepting rides). 020
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Says the man who posted about 4 hours of sleep on Saturday morning 👀static.klipy.comJames Doakes' Suspicious GazeALT: James Doakes' Suspicious Gaze 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Damn dude, you're pretty deep in that hole 000
