aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Oof I've been watching the videos coming out of the Nepal-Tibet border and it's rough 🥲 a lot of those people didn't stand a chance 😞 I know it's not exactly equivalent but it reminds me of "The Wave" (2015 movie), similar causes as both are essentially caused by giant chunks of earth/ice falling 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026#softiesaturday #softcocksaturday #scs #softie 0140
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I had an awkward moment at an IKEA where we--two gay dudes--turned the corner among these kitchen displays only to see two young--like maybe they were 20s but they looked like teenagers to me--girls fully lip-locked and using tongue and we just had to awkwardly stand there (pretty sure my mouth wasstatic.klipy.comRaven Symone's Shocked Face (That's So Raven)Alt: Raven Symone's Shocked Face (That's So Raven) 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Unpopular Opinion: Mushrooms 🍄 get a bad rap from picky eaters, but the Phallic-Like Food (PLF) Political Action Committee (whose members include cucumbers, bananas, eggplants, carrots, and zucchini) strongly expresses its endorsement of the delicious and nutritional mushroom 🍄static.klipy.comElle Woods in Legally Blonde: Classroom SceneALT: Elle Woods in Legally Blonde: Classroom Scene 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Watched that documentary about the UK man who got sepsis and his dick fell off and they attached it to his arm for 6 years. He said it turned black and fell off and he said "See ya." I feel bad for him but that British humor has me lol'ingstatic.klipy.comTrixie KatyaAlt: Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova (both in blonde wigs) with mouths agape (Katya to the right in a black outfit with a deep cherry red lipstick on an entirely red couch and red background with Trixie to the left in an entirely pink outfit with pink gloves and pink lipstick and pink background and pink couch), and Katya leans over to Trixie and starts laughing. 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Can't wait until this "heat dome" is over... This is too much 🥵static.klipy.comAnime Girl Feeling Hot with FanALT: Anime Girl Feeling Hot with Fan 020
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Massive Chest 💦 Today 😅😋 actually went up to my neck but it's hard to see in photo 😚 020
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I can't wait for the expensive, protracted and inevitably messy public legal battle between Elon's innumerable heirs over his ginormous estate. 🍿 Secrets will be spilled ☺️static.klipy.comMarie Kondo: I Love MessALT: Marie Kondo: I Love Mess 010
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 09/06/2026So... I thought I was sick but I think it's just my jet lag and lack of sleep joined forces with my seasonal allergies to kick my 🍑 🤧static.klipy.comFinish HimALT: Finish Him 020
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I went to pay my parking ticket for my rental car and this pop-up nearly gave me a heart-attack. No, I'm sorry I don't think my bank account even has enough money to pay for 23,621 more tickets 😭 ... Even if they were a $1 fine each (they're not). Why would you even ask me 🥲 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Screaming into the void that anything video format in the USA is essentially monopolized by 3 dynastic billionaire families who control news, movies, entertainment and the list goes on. 2 of 3 dynasties are Trump-friendly and 4th dominant non-dynastic/ truly public corporation is the one that hasmedia.tenor.comScreaming Elizabeth Holmes GIFALT: Screaming Elizabeth Holmes GIF 130
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Watching The Last Descent where two white guys go hiking in a cave and they decide to SPLIT UP and then this white guy proceeds to wedge himself UPSIDE DOWN in a small narrow passageway and I can't help but think of this scene from ScaryMovie(based on a true story where the guy did exactly this btw) 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Being 'extra nice' to the 🇨🇦 gays on 🦋, just you know "in case" I need a friend across the border 😬 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Lol I like using AI to help plan vacations but you have to verify everything: an AI generated blog post (company claims it's from third party & they were busy traveling but normally review every post) on a tourism website led hundreds of tourists to fictional hot springs in a town in Australia 😂media.tenor.coma star tamil chat advertisement with a kittenALT: a star tamil chat advertisement with a kitten 100
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 17/01/2026This game is probably dumb, but the men look hot 😭 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I'm kind of jealous of throuples. What do you mean 2x the dick (from POV of someone in a couple going to a throuple)? What do you mean double the man, the hands, the kisses?media.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing an adidas hat says he 's just spoiled bratALT: a man with a beard wearing an adidas hat says he 's just spoiled brat 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Cállate putas! My show is onmedia.tenor.comtwo young men are posing for a picture and one has a speech bubble above his head that says ' i love you 'ALT: two young men are posing for a picture and one has a speech bubble above his head that says ' i love you ' 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I'm rewatching the first episode of Heated Rivalry. Idk if I should have noticed it the first time, but the scene immediately after their first hookup, Shane was watching videos about Ilya. He lies though and says to his parents that he was watching videos about unlikely animals becoming friends 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2025I need the K Pop Demon Hunters to exorcise these demons running the USA right now lolmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character says choo choo in a dark roomALT: a cartoon character says choo choo in a dark room 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Zohran Mamdani would get it. Absolutely smash. That's it. That's the ☕ I would drain that man's soul however he wanted.media.tenor.coma woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i saidALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 10/09/2025After not coming for like a week and a half, I just came and it was like a volcano. I would share but I'm feeling self-conscious about my belly. ✌🏻 Tood-a-loomedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a volcano with black smoke coming out of itAlt: a cartoon of a volcano with black smoke coming out of it and then lava erupts and 010
Reposted by @aqualettuce.bsky.socialPinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 17/08/2025What is a 'Mx' title, how is it used, and why are some people mad about it?thepinknews.comWhat is a 'Mx' title, how is it used, and why are some people mad about it?You might be wondering what an Mx title is, why some trans people use them and how you can support someone who uses a Mx title. 1174
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I support transgender people, but I'm not going to lie, I was kinda disappointed when I found out this guy I thought was smoking hot transitioned to female. Yes, this is just a me problem (that's really not a problem at all) and selfish of me.media.tenor.coma woman wearing sunglasses is talking on a cell phone and says " we never had this conversation netflix "ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is talking on a cell phone and says " we never had this conversation netflix " 100
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I thought Bluesky might appreciate my little dong collection 🍆🌽🌭🐓 020
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Fuck, my first cum shot all the way up on my chest. Drained the dragon twice, hopefully tamed it for a while 😅🐉😩😮💨 071
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Happy Pride 🏳️🌈 🎊 Feels like Christmas in June, Nintendo Switch 2: Made in 🇻🇳, AC adapter courtesy of 🇨🇳, she's an international girlie despite the stupid trade war ✌🏻 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Unfortunately the authoritarian tactics used in Hungary are being copied by authoritarians in the USA... And Hungary is copying from Russia, so 👀 🥹 *sips tea* 000
Reposted by @aqualettuce.bsky.socialBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 18/04/2025fighting tears 2037982223
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 01/04/2025You know it must have been pretty damn 'good sex' (that and/or small town slim pickings) when you said something regrettable--like take advice from your lesbian sister--and start talking like a "U-Haul lesbian" about "your future together" after one hookup, and the man still hits you up.media.tenor.coma woman says " i don 't know what i was thinking "Alt: a woman says " i don 't know what i was thinking " 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Just watched "Con Mum" on Netflix and, I really hope that her son has a good therapist because that's so fucking brutal and heartless to con your own son.media.tenor.coma group of people are dancing on a stage with red fansALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage with red fans 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I watched an interview of Andy Lee on YouTube channel, "All Out with Jon Dean", Andy Lee is fine as hell, but I tried looking for his content afterwards and it looks like he only receives oral and doesn't really top... I want to see this man destroy a 🕳️media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is on a ctv comedy channel showALT: a man in a suit and tie is on a ctv comedy channel show 010
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 18/01/2025American (and I guess foreign too) girlies, are we dystopian streaming the new DT inauguration or avoiding it like the plague? Idk if I have the heart for another 4 years of doom streaming the rise of the American Reich.media.tenor.coma woman is sitting in a classroom holding a pink cotton candy .Alt: a woman is sitting in a classroom holding a pink fluffy tipped pen as she thinks and sighs 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 16/01/2025How are there soooo many 🔥 men on Bluesky? 🥵🤤media.tenor.coma man is standing in a living room with the words it 's rainin ' men written on the wall .ALT: a man is standing in a living room with the words it 's rainin ' men written on the wall . 000
Reposted by @aqualettuce.bsky.socialEdgar Mariscal @coochiereloaded.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Me scrolling through fat cock Friday 2798
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Troll accounts have made their way here. Idk if they're bots or dumb people but I'm instantly adding them my "Troll Block List". 000
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Some of my rarest cards in Pokemon TCG (add me: 3263957988433306 ) 110
aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Add me on Pokemon Trading Card Game: 3263957988433306 010