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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oof I've been watching the videos coming out of the Nepal-Tibet border and it's rough 🥲 a lot of those people didn't stand a chance 😞 I know it's not exactly equivalent but it reminds me of "The Wave" (2015 movie), similar causes as both are essentially caused by giant chunks of earth/ice falling
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#softiesaturday #softcocksaturday #scs #softie
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#fcf #fatcockfriday
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I had an awkward moment at an IKEA where we--two gay dudes--turned the corner among these kitchen displays only to see two young--like maybe they were 20s but they looked like teenagers to me--girls fully lip-locked and using tongue and we just had to awkwardly stand there (pretty sure my mouth was
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Raven Symone's Shocked Face (That's So Raven)
Alt: Raven Symone's Shocked Face (That's So Raven)
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Unpopular Opinion: Mushrooms 🍄 get a bad rap from picky eaters, but the Phallic-Like Food (PLF) Political Action Committee (whose members include cucumbers, bananas, eggplants, carrots, and zucchini) strongly expresses its endorsement of the delicious and nutritional mushroom 🍄
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Elle Woods in Legally Blonde: Classroom Scene
ALT: Elle Woods in Legally Blonde: Classroom Scene
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watched that documentary about the UK man who got sepsis and his dick fell off and they attached it to his arm for 6 years. He said it turned black and fell off and he said "See ya." I feel bad for him but that British humor has me lol'ing
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Trixie Katya
Alt: Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova (both in blonde wigs) with mouths agape (Katya to the right in a black outfit with a deep cherry red lipstick on an entirely red couch and red background with Trixie to the left in an entirely pink outfit with pink gloves and pink lipstick and pink background and pink couch), and Katya leans over to Trixie and starts laughing.
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can't wait until this "heat dome" is over... This is too much 🥵
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Anime Girl Feeling Hot with Fan
ALT: Anime Girl Feeling Hot with Fan
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Massive Chest 💦 Today 😅😋 actually went up to my neck but it's hard to see in photo 😚
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I can't wait for the expensive, protracted and inevitably messy public legal battle between Elon's innumerable heirs over his ginormous estate. 🍿 Secrets will be spilled ☺️
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Marie Kondo: I Love Mess
ALT: Marie Kondo: I Love Mess
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So... I thought I was sick but I think it's just my jet lag and lack of sleep joined forces with my seasonal allergies to kick my 🍑 🤧
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Finish Him
ALT: Finish Him
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I went to pay my parking ticket for my rental car and this pop-up nearly gave me a heart-attack. No, I'm sorry I don't think my bank account even has enough money to pay for 23,621 more tickets 😭 ... Even if they were a $1 fine each (they're not). Why would you even ask me 🥲
Image shows a computer pop-up screen showing the header: "Pay Related" followed by the text: "You have 23621 more ticket(s) associated with your account. Would you like to pay these as well?" Finally there are button options of "NO" (which is bolded all-caps, blue font with a white background) and "YES" (which is bolded, all-caps, white font on a blue background).
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Screaming into the void that anything video format in the USA is essentially monopolized by 3 dynastic billionaire families who control news, movies, entertainment and the list goes on. 2 of 3 dynasties are Trump-friendly and 4th dominant non-dynastic/ truly public corporation is the one that has
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Screaming Elizabeth Holmes GIF
ALT: Screaming Elizabeth Holmes GIF
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Watching The Last Descent where two white guys go hiking in a cave and they decide to SPLIT UP and then this white guy proceeds to wedge himself UPSIDE DOWN in a small narrow passageway and I can't help but think of this scene from ScaryMovie(based on a true story where the guy did exactly this btw)
Scene from Scary Movie 3 where Brenda Meeks (played by Regina Hall) sees a girl on TV crawling out of a well and she calls out to her friend: "Cindy, the news is on. Another little white girl fell down a well. 50 Black people get their ass beat by police today, but the whole world got to stop for one little whitey down a hole.
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Being 'extra nice' to the 🇨🇦 gays on 🦋, just you know "in case" I need a friend across the border 😬
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Lol I like using AI to help plan vacations but you have to verify everything: an AI generated blog post (company claims it's from third party & they were busy traveling but normally review every post) on a tourism website led hundreds of tourists to fictional hot springs in a town in Australia 😂
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a star tamil chat advertisement with a kitten
ALT: a star tamil chat advertisement with a kitten
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
This game is probably dumb, but the men look hot 😭
Screenshot of a video game called "Anime Feet Boys: The Charm Finder Quest" that features a man with his rippling pecs bulging out of a white button up shirt and wearing a brown belt and blue dress pants. The POV is from a low angle and he is holding his bare left foot over almost half of the image. He is attractive with blonde hair and blue eyes and a little self-satisfied smirk on his face.
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I'm kind of jealous of throuples. What do you mean 2x the dick (from POV of someone in a couple going to a throuple)? What do you mean double the man, the hands, the kisses?
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a man with a beard wearing an adidas hat says he 's just spoiled brat
ALT: a man with a beard wearing an adidas hat says he 's just spoiled brat
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Cállate putas! My show is on
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two young men are posing for a picture and one has a speech bubble above his head that says ' i love you '
ALT: two young men are posing for a picture and one has a speech bubble above his head that says ' i love you '
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I'm rewatching the first episode of Heated Rivalry. Idk if I should have noticed it the first time, but the scene immediately after their first hookup, Shane was watching videos about Ilya. He lies though and says to his parents that he was watching videos about unlikely animals becoming friends
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I need the K Pop Demon Hunters to exorcise these demons running the USA right now lol
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a cartoon character says choo choo in a dark room
ALT: a cartoon character says choo choo in a dark room
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Zohran Mamdani would get it. Absolutely smash. That's it. That's the ☕ I would drain that man's soul however he wanted.
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a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Came so much 🥹😮‍💨
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Came twice already today 😅
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
After not coming for like a week and a half, I just came and it was like a volcano. I would share but I'm feeling self-conscious about my belly. ✌🏻 Tood-a-loo
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a cartoon of a volcano with black smoke coming out of it
Alt: a cartoon of a volcano with black smoke coming out of it and then lava erupts and
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Big Load
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PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
What is a 'Mx' title, how is it used, and why are some people mad about it?
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What is a 'Mx' title, how is it used, and why are some people mad about it?
You might be wondering what an Mx title is, why some trans people use them and how you can support someone who uses a Mx title.
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I support transgender people, but I'm not going to lie, I was kinda disappointed when I found out this guy I thought was smoking hot transitioned to female. Yes, this is just a me problem (that's really not a problem at all) and selfish of me.
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a woman wearing sunglasses is talking on a cell phone and says " we never had this conversation netflix "
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is talking on a cell phone and says " we never had this conversation netflix "
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I thought Bluesky might appreciate my little dong collection 🍆🌽🌭🐓
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Fuck, my first cum shot all the way up on my chest. Drained the dragon twice, hopefully tamed it for a while 😅🐉😩😮‍💨
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 🎊 Feels like Christmas in June, Nintendo Switch 2: Made in 🇻🇳, AC adapter courtesy of 🇨🇳, she's an international girlie despite the stupid trade war ✌🏻
A Nintendo Switch is shown transferring data to a new Nintendo Switch 2. Both are connected to power and resting on a wooden floor.
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Unfortunately the authoritarian tactics used in Hungary are being copied by authoritarians in the USA... And Hungary is copying from Russia, so 👀 🥹 *sips tea*
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 18/04/2025
fighting tears
a screenshot of the first several paragraphs of the quote-skeeted article, with the following paragraphs highlighted in yellow:

“If I die, I want a loud death,” Hassouna wrote on social media. “I don’t want to be just breaking news, or a number in a group, I want a death that the world will hear, an impact that will remain through time, and a timeless image that cannot be buried by time or place.”

On Wednesday, just days before her wedding, 25-year-old Hassouna was killed in an Israeli airstrike that hit her home in northern Gaza. Ten members of her family, including her pregnant sister, were also killed.

The Israeli military said it had been a targeted strike on a Hamas member involved in attacks on Israeli soldiers and civilians.
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
You know it must have been pretty damn 'good sex' (that and/or small town slim pickings) when you said something regrettable--like take advice from your lesbian sister--and start talking like a "U-Haul lesbian" about "your future together" after one hookup, and the man still hits you up.
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a woman says " i don 't know what i was thinking "
Alt: a woman says " i don 't know what i was thinking "
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Just watched "Con Mum" on Netflix and, I really hope that her son has a good therapist because that's so fucking brutal and heartless to con your own son.
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a group of people are dancing on a stage with red fans
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage with red fans
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I watched an interview of Andy Lee on YouTube channel, "All Out with Jon Dean", Andy Lee is fine as hell, but I tried looking for his content afterwards and it looks like he only receives oral and doesn't really top... I want to see this man destroy a 🕳️
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a man in a suit and tie is on a ctv comedy channel show
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is on a ctv comedy channel show
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
American (and I guess foreign too) girlies, are we dystopian streaming the new DT inauguration or avoiding it like the plague? Idk if I have the heart for another 4 years of doom streaming the rise of the American Reich.
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a woman is sitting in a classroom holding a pink cotton candy .
Alt: a woman is sitting in a classroom holding a pink fluffy tipped pen as she thinks and sighs
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
How are there soooo many 🔥 men on Bluesky? 🥵🤤
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a man is standing in a living room with the words it 's rainin ' men written on the wall .
ALT: a man is standing in a living room with the words it 's rainin ' men written on the wall .
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Edgar Mariscal @coochiereloaded.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me scrolling through fat cock Friday
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
go.bsky.app/25syPsg
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Troll accounts have made their way here. Idk if they're bots or dumb people but I'm instantly adding them my "Troll Block List".
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Some of my rarest cards in Pokemon TCG (add me: 3263957988433306 )
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aqualettuce.bsky.social @aqualettuce.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Add me on Pokemon Trading Card Game: 3263957988433306
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