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@aquaglide.bsky.social
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ADHD brain go brrrrrrrr, possible NSFW

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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You can't just be standing up there and be doing a balk like that
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This team really threw 21 strikeouts in one game what the hell lmaooooo
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dude
Topps baseball card showing Jose Ramirez of the Cleveland Guardians celebrating a go-ahead home run as he rounds the bases in front of his teammates in the dugout during a playoff game.
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HOME RUN PITCH
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Jose Ramirez Ramirez Knock Out
ALT: Jose Ramirez Ramirez Knock Out
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know, Home Run Pitch
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Jose Ramirez Home Run for Cleveland Guardians
ALT: Jose Ramirez Home Run for Cleveland Guardians
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jose Ramirez Waving and Smiling
ALT: Jose Ramirez Waving and Smiling
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can't just be standing up there and be doing a balk like that
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always remembering the Shutdown Fullcast crew just absolutely laying into Matt after they got laid off from Vox (SB Nation specifically but they shared the same building) and taking every chance they had to let it be known that Matt does not wash his hands.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling.
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TBS we get it you want the team with the TERFQueen dugout celebration to win fuck off already
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Least dumb Outkick post
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's still Fuck Watson but I can also always laugh at Throw Rogan eating shit and losing too
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The kind of shit that makes me go out of the way to not interact with the Browns fans that I'm surrounded by where I live but I'm the "bad fan" for having not wanted this guy around from the beginning
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do I feel like this rug wants frozen pizza
This is a Xenoblade X joke
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the big door in a Zelda dungeon slams down
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most explosive wrestler I’ve ever seen. This sucks man
PAC at All Out 2019
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Marina Shafir and the Briefcase of Meatballs
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh hey cool, Guardians won the division and... somehow also avoid the Wild Card bullshit? nice
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okada is a born comedy wrestler
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9th inning Guardians batting
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
David Fry??
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Frye from Splatoon 3 excited and happy
ALT: Frye from Splatoon 3 excited and happy
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gee I wonder what those campaign donations from the current UT school president to Bo French were about
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PopTarts Bowl mentioned
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Follow Your Dreams Pop Tarts
ALT: Follow Your Dreams Pop Tarts
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
honestly I don't trust a pilot who isn't a furry
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
from one of her own constituents who's disgusted by this fucking shit losing strategy ad: toledo ohio (419) 259-7500 dc (202) 225-4146
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Browns thoughts: lmao, Baker played like he did here. Have fun with that Tampa Denzel Boston looks really good defense played way better Carson Schwesinger won that game It's still fuck Deshawn Watson get the fuck off of my team already I do not care what his stat line says
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bluesky is, and has always been, a wrestling website
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Larry Ellison "doesn't have" the money to pay Colbert and his staff for their show on his network but somehow has similar money to pay Bryce Underwood to play college football for their version of the Astros
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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Get Matt Patricia off this fucking staff dude
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LMMMMMAAAOOOOO thanks for the free win Texas
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Noodle armed PipBoy asking excuse me what the fuck
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rocchio wins by doing nothing
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Their idea that Zohran attending anything is an issue is more disrespectful to those who lost family or their lives that day than anything they could even perceive him as
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus Ballin
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We stay hungry, we devour
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FUCKING INCREDIBLE, KANSAS
The official KU athletics and football account posting a picture of John Brown for Mizzou week
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chargers v Bills not mentioned here And they didn't have any clock "issues" by using hand timers as a backup either!
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Etid Andy Williams: Tambourine Performance
Alt: Andy Williams from Every Time I Die and also AEW
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone in these pictures thought they won
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Aquaglide @aquaglide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we're at the point of garbage time where these two guys are getting interviewed by the sideline reporters
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